Girls who take it up the ass to avoid losing their virginity

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Do they actually exist or is it an urban myth? If the former, where can I meet these girls?

― Jayson B, Wednesday, 14 April 2004 15:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh they EXIST, sure. They're frightfully stupid, tho.

― Mr Mime (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 15:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Try Gear's roommate.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 15:31 (twenty-two years ago)

they're usually not really girls, Jayson.

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 15:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Mr. Mime, how do you know they exist?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 15:32 (twenty-two years ago)

i have reason to believe that they exist because my friend got ass loving as a birthday present from a virgin

― todd swiss (eliti), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 15:35 (twenty-two years ago)

my friend becky told me u can los your virgenity from dirty toilit seats is she stupid!?!?!?!

― jane, Wednesday, 14 April 2004 15:35 (twenty-two years ago)

i have never had anal sex with a girl, but when i was 11 i inserted a boardmarker into a girls ass. i want anal sex with girl.

― nona, Wednesday, 14 April 2004 15:38 (twenty-two years ago)

you can get ADIS if yu shake hands wit a homo

― tommy (Tuomas), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 15:39 (twenty-two years ago)

you may get adis if u shake a homo. but u will get AIDS if you shake a hobo. they use dirty seringes for anal treasure.

― tubby, Wednesday, 14 April 2004 15:41 (twenty-two years ago)

This is a weird thread. I used to work with a guy that told me about a brothel in Italy with young girls who would do anything but normal sex, to preserve their virginity for marriage. So, it must be true.

― andy, Wednesday, 14 April 2004 15:44 (twenty-two years ago)

does technicalvirgin.com still exist?

i loved that site. I used to play the audio from their little video bits in amongst the PSAs on my radio show.

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 15:46 (twenty-two years ago)

When I was kid my friend told me that if you put a tooth into a glass of Coca-Cola, it'll melt in one night. That must be true also.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 15:46 (twenty-two years ago)

A long time ago I went out with a Syrian girl in France who was saving herself (i.e. hymen) for marriage but was otherwise a wild sex-weasel. Fun but frustrating eventually.

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 15:49 (twenty-two years ago)

"At TechnicalVirgin.com, we know that today's teens are faced with difficult choices more than ever before. The spectre of sexually transmitted diseases and unwanted teen pregnancy looms large in the social lives of all modern adolescents.

Teenagers today need new choices that reflect the reality of their complex lives. Abstinence is often preached by the self-righteous right-wing pundits, but that's simply not a realistic approach to teen sexuality. To hear the fundamentalist right, you'd think even masturbation would lead to the end of civilization.

But there is a way for youths to enjoy rich and satisfying sexual intimacy without risking unwanted pregnancy — ANAL SEX! The anus, tighter than any vagina and tinged with the thrill of the taboo, is the perfect venue for modern teen lust.

Of course, the safest way for teens to avoid unwanted pregnancy while satisfying their carnal needs is to limit themselves to homoerotic encounters until they are ready for procreation. But many boys and girls are uncomfortable with the idea of same-sex encounters. Anal sex, however, can be fun for both sexes, and thanks to modern improvements in strap-on sex tools, girls can enjoy being in control of their own anal encounters.

So, teens, the next time you strip down for sex, remember the TechnicalVirgin motto — "Everything Butt!""

― technical virgin, Wednesday, 14 April 2004 15:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Can I hang out with you guys?

― Mr. Jackson, Wednesday, 14 April 2004 17:18 (twenty-two years ago)

you have to log in, first.

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 17:19 (twenty-two years ago)

and immediately come up with some horrid pun or euphemism connecting "loggin in" with "putting it in the pooper"

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 17:20 (twenty-two years ago)

My roommates and I are in agreement that Rory from Gilmore Girls needs to start doing this.

― c. (synkro), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 17:21 (twenty-two years ago)

what, horrid puns?

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 17:22 (twenty-two years ago)

No, there's enough of that already.

― c. (synkro), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 17:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I think 'wild sex weasel' is my favorite phrase of the day.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 17:25 (twenty-two years ago)

You forgot the all-important hyphen. The right half of the 'x' in 'sex' is a pictograph of legs in spread-eagle position, with the hyphen a symbolic depiction of the unalterable force drawing the weasel in.

― c. (synkro), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 17:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Damn.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 17:34 (twenty-two years ago)

And after all the weaseling, she and her sister would teach me how to make Syrian food. Mmmmmmm. Weaseling.....

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 18:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I knew a boy like this.

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 18:29 (twenty-two years ago)

WTF is up w/this place these days??

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 21:29 (twenty-two years ago)

If "this place" is the butt, the answer seems to be "a penis".

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 21:31 (twenty-two years ago)

also, we need more commas on this thread.

― todd swiss (eliti), Thursday, 15 April 2004 00:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Pashmina is right.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 15 April 2004 01:24 (twenty-two years ago)

As is Todd!

― ...in bed. (Chris Piuma), Thursday, 15 April 2004 03:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Pashmina is right, it must be the change of the season or something.

We need a new board, I love rimming.

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Thursday, 15 April 2004 08:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I saw this in a French movie once.

― Barima (Barima), Thursday, 15 April 2004 09:29 (twenty-two years ago)

butter.

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 15 April 2004 09:49 (twenty-two years ago)

.. or it may have been Stork.

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 15 April 2004 09:49 (twenty-two years ago)

"Honey, I love you so much and I've been saving myself for our wedding day. I've never been touched by another man, except a few who fucked me up the ass."

You know, I just don't think this would work.

― curious person, Thursday, 15 April 2004 09:54 (twenty-two years ago)

exactly. i totally agree

― CAss (CAss), Thursday, 15 April 2004 09:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Tuomas, this thread was a weird coincidence cos an American/Christian friend was over here recently and this sort of thing came up a couple of times. It's pretty common w/teenaged Christians, apparently. Also these women do a lot of oral, jsut so long as it isn't SEX sex.

― Mr Mime (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 15 April 2004 11:07 (twenty-two years ago)

if i was heavily into, er, blazing new trails i know which one i'd prefer

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 15 April 2004 11:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Not an urban myth at all. This practice is quite common in extremely patriarchical cultures, particularly in the Middle East and Latin America.

― kjoerup, Thursday, 15 April 2004 20:31 (twenty-two years ago)

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Hows, that, Todd,?

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 15 April 2004 21:06 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah...my sister has a friend who got fucked in the ass for like a year to save her virginity BUT....she also lost all control of her bowel movements and sometimes would just uncotrollably shit all over her self...pretty nasty if you ask me!

― Les, Thursday, 15 April 2004 23:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, thanks.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 15 April 2004 23:09 (twenty-two years ago)

dubious

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― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 15 April 2004 23:10 (twenty-two years ago)

I haven't noticed all too many gay men who generally/hopefully experience a lifetime of buttsex shitting everywhere uncontrollably, however i'll get my eyes peeled next pride march, I promise.

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Thursday, 15 April 2004 23:17 (twenty-two years ago)

A lot of people grow up thinking many gay men have to wear nappies.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 15 April 2004 23:19 (twenty-two years ago)

maybe that's what buttplugs are really for? :)

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Thursday, 15 April 2004 23:20 (twenty-two years ago)

michael, my thirst for commas will never be quenched.

― todd swiss (eliti), Thursday, 15 April 2004 23:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I've been told, by a gay man, that buttsex is about as common among men's men as it is among breeders. I also read it in some book on victorian sexuality (though relating to the present day)

― Robbie Lumsden (Wallace Stevens HQ), Thursday, 15 April 2004 23:22 (twenty-two years ago)

When will the crazy breeder buttsex phase peak?

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 15 April 2004 23:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, i've heard similarly. However by the same token i know gay guys for whom it seems to be their one topic of conversation.

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Thursday, 15 April 2004 23:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I do hope you're not exaggerating.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 15 April 2004 23:30 (twenty-two years ago)

no, not at all :)

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Thursday, 15 April 2004 23:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm thinking of a version of that scene in 'Being John Malkovich' in which they all wandering around going 'Buttsex? Buttsex. Buttsex Buttsex Buttsex. Oh, Buttsex.'.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 15 April 2004 23:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Well maybe I was exaggerating a bit :)

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Thursday, 15 April 2004 23:37 (twenty-two years ago)

ahem, I have never experienced any unfortunate personal hygiene associated with anal sex. bogus.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Thursday, 15 April 2004 23:38 (twenty-two years ago)

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 15 April 2004 23:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Pardon the pun, but how widespread is this phenomenon?g

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 15 April 2004 23:46 (twenty-two years ago)

ha ha ha!

the pun is unpardoned...

― Robbie Lumsden (Wallace Stevens HQ), Thursday, 15 April 2004 23:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't stop thinking of Darn1elle as a delcious pasta shape :(

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 16 April 2004 11:55 (twenty-two years ago)

That should have been on the vegetarian thread. Oh dear.

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 16 April 2004 11:56 (twenty-two years ago)

HAHAHAHA

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 16 April 2004 11:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Mark!!!!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 16 April 2004 12:03 (twenty-two years ago)

that may well be the best post-to-wrong-thread ever.

― toby (tsg20), Friday, 16 April 2004 12:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Indeed!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 16 April 2004 12:12 (twenty-two years ago)

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