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Yesterday a friend of mine was shopping in the local health food shop and he discovered a new range of herbal soap. this is not cause for celebration and excitement in itself, but the name is worth mention. "Herbon"

Imagine the slogans. the best thing you can give your man this christmas is a herbon.

so what other great product names have people come across? oh yeah, and dont forget Lezzo apple tea. mmmm.

― Menelaus Darcy, Sunday, 28 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Krunky
Pokari Sweat
Collon
Pocky
Yan Yan
Trendy
Macrock
Stikko ("cream filled love rolls")

That's where raiding the snack section of your local Japanese supermarket comes in very handy.

― Brian MacDonald, Sunday, 28 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I have a photo of me and my sister in Andorra holding a bottle of lemonade bought in france (Pschitt) and a bag of munchies a bit like Wotsits bought in Germany (Bum).

― ogden, Sunday, 28 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Gravox and Eno are two of the best.

― Damian, Sunday, 28 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Nads (hair remover)

― Kim, Sunday, 28 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

thank god i'm not the only person disturbed by nads.

― jess, Sunday, 28 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Um, Fanny Farmer chocolates. Tasty but mwahahaha in the smut name department.

― suzy, Sunday, 28 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I spotted a brand of posh ladies' shoes called "Van Dal", which amused me.

― Graham, Sunday, 28 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

VICE magazine practically dedicates a column to this very topic. They dug up some doozies....

― Brian MacDonald, Sunday, 28 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Do 'Mother Fukker's Nuts' actually exist? I think it's Hawaiian.

― dave q, Sunday, 28 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Beef Torpedo (frozen sausage roll) and Big 'Uns (potato chip).

― AP, Sunday, 28 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

there was Gay Boy Boot Polish in Australia

― elizabeth anne marjorie, Sunday, 28 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I, too, have bought Bum Crisps, but in Spain.

Get your rude food here!

― Madchen, Monday, 29 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I have bought Sorbits, Danish chewing gum.

― Graham, Monday, 29 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Semtex. It's Red Bull in Prague.

Obviously being Irish me and my friends made lots of crap jokes about bringing some back with us.

― Ronan, Monday, 29 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

six years pass...

Boniva

― gabbneb, Monday, 7 April 2008 15:25 (eighteen years ago)

'77'

― darraghmac, Monday, 7 April 2008 15:26 (eighteen years ago)

Retar-Dex. It's a medicine of some sort.

― Tuomas, Monday, 7 April 2008 15:26 (eighteen years ago)

you should take it!

― s1ocki, Monday, 7 April 2008 15:27 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1229/1285796320_b2cba030e9.jpg

Back in the nineties, the Finnish grocery store chain "K-Kauppa" ("K-Store") decided to have a system to name their stores according to size: the smallest stores became mere "K-Markets" with a single K, whereas the largest are now "KKKK-Supermarkets" with four K's. This, however, meant that the second largest stores got a name that Americans might find odd.

― Tuomas, Monday, 7 April 2008 15:32 (eighteen years ago)

Voltarol retard

― snoball, Monday, 7 April 2008 15:35 (eighteen years ago)

Pringles Ricin Fusions
http://www.pringles.co.uk/en_GB/range_rice.aspx?flav=sco

― koogs, Monday, 7 April 2008 15:48 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/4/4419768_8b76a7df83.jpg

― Jarlrmai, Monday, 7 April 2008 16:13 (eighteen years ago)

Boniva OTM, I laugh every time I see that ad.

― The Yellow Kid, Monday, 7 April 2008 18:53 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

So apparently Hardees is now selling a breakfast treat called "Biscuit Holes"...

― III IV V (Bo Jackson Overdrive), Monday, 22 June 2009 14:55 (sixteen years ago)

fifteen years pass...

Eroxen : An over the counter topical gel that treats erectile dysfunction.

― The Artist formerly known as Earlnash, Saturday, 23 November 2024 23:02 (one year ago)

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