ILE-ers you think are the same person.

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Last weekend ago the London In-Crowd pretty much decided Maryann and Rainy were the same person. Then this weekend there was dissent on the subject as some decided they probably weren't while others reckoned they still were (this was before the 'drunk threads' saga too). We concluded there were three NZ posters we were sure existed and others we thought were real and some nobody thinks are real.

Anyway so as not to pick on the NZ posters entirely - who on ILE do you suspect of being dual identities? Needless to say we in London entirely expect the Dunedin crowd to think half of us are made up too and who knows but that they are right (esp since Prominent London Poster A thought P.L.P. B had been made up by Tim and Stevie).

― Tom, Sunday, 28 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I don't understand why anybody would even begin to assume that Maryann and I are the same person. For a start, she is wonderful and I am strictly average. Maryann can still type okay when drunk and I cannot. Maryann has a MA in English and I am only a photographer.

― rainy, Sunday, 28 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Quite obviously Pete and Emma inhabit the same body. This despite the fact that I have seen them as two separate people, so maybe they inhabit someone else's body when I'm not looking.

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 28 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Maryann = rtainer

― Mike Hanle y, Sunday, 28 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Josh I hate to talk about this in public, but HOW COULD YOU DOUBT ME?

― maryann, Sunday, 28 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

arf, arf, arf.

― rainy, Sunday, 28 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I have to explain a few thing around here (and no, I'm not another puppet of the dynamic duo! Vomit!)

There is such a thing, actually two things, as one Miss Rainy and one Ms Maryann (and we didn't have a lot conversation about the Ms and Misss!!). Yes, they are seperate entities, except for certain days, where the take sustenance in each others company - with you guys on the net! So be happy! sdfsfss

(By the bye, I'm here as a exchange student; I took a plane down here from the State of Denmark (where there sometimes are something rotten), so as to experience the wonderfull clealiness and greenity of your environment (NUTS!), and the people which do live here as well... And then I do a little reading and studying as well, besides the NUTS!)

― Janus Jennison, Sunday, 28 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Consider it a testament to your incredibly close friendship, dear.

― Josh, Sunday, 28 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I would think Sterling and Jimmy are the same person except I've seen them in the same room at the same time. Therefore, it has been proven by science that they are clones.

― bnw, Sunday, 28 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

rainy and maryann are not the same person. i have known maryann for a few months and i met rainy for the first time at liz's party on saturday night.

janus is an anus who is a misogynist so go fuck yourself.

cheezwhizz and me are the same person. just in case anyone was wondering, i guess y'all had figured.

so who else do the londoners think are the same person, i'm interested to know. because i can vouch for the individual existemce of hamish, liz, duane, vseprt and the lurvly menelaus.

― di, Sunday, 28 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

And of course, Americans are too dumb to play that game too?

(Not that Tora is my second secret identity or anything.. of course not. I mean, that.. that's foolish! Stop thinking that... now)

― Brian MacDonald, Sunday, 28 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Your first secret identity being me, of course. How dare you pull me around like a puppet on a string? *cries*

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 28 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Americans are not too dumb, it's just that every single American person knows every other American person. You Americans have a great capacity for knowing and differentiating between a lot of people and therefore, you would never think that two people were in fact one person.

― rainy, Sunday, 28 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I suspect it would be a difficult situation, no? Wouldn't you slip at one point?

― helen fordsdale, Sunday, 28 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You would think so. And of course Americans can play, duh, but there's little point since you're all Ned.

― Tom, Sunday, 28 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I have thought that Helen Fordsdale, and Menelaus Darcy were the same person.

― smythe, mr smythe, Monday, 29 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I think jel and james are one in the same. *throw rotten vegetables at will*

― james, Monday, 29 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Dan and Ned are clearly the same person. I have met two entities claiming to be each of them, but there was no proof that the black bloke was actually Dan and the white bloke Ned.

― RickyT, Monday, 29 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Tom and Hopkins accused me of being Dave q on Friday night.

― chris, Monday, 29 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I can say that Janus was prompted to type his message on ILE, see above, so even if he is not the same entity as Maryann, I still believe that his mental existence is controlled by the twin wonder powers of Rainy and Maryann

― Menelaus Darcy, Monday, 29 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Dave q does look a bit like a smaller version of you, Chris. Perhaps he is you and just stands further away.

― RickyT, Monday, 29 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"I suspect it would be a difficult situation, no? Wouldn't you slip at one point?"

Well, you'd know all about that wouldn't you, "Helen"?

Your entire life is just one masquerade after another.

― Trevor, Monday, 29 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

In retrospect this may not have been a sensible thread to start.

― Tom, Monday, 29 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Why not, Tom? Like Anthony said (quote of the day), "It's not salacious gossip, it's about the virtues of transparency."

― Trevor, Monday, 29 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Dan and Ned are clearly the same person.

Well, we thought that god had it wrong with that trinity thing, so we made a more efficient model with just two parts to divinity rather than three.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 29 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I don't know, half of the US ILE universe thought Kris and Wheeler were the same person for ages, despite my insistance otherwise. And if I hadn't seen them together, I'd think Jimmy the Mod and Sterling Clover are the same person too.

― Ally, Monday, 29 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

What's going on with Helen and Trevor? Is this a Fite Club thing?

― toraneko, Monday, 29 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I know neither person, but I wish Trevor would stop it, because his consistent attacks are unpleasant and (I think) have no place here.

― Tim, Monday, 29 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

does FatNick really exist? can anyone who went on Friday confirm

― m jemmeson, Monday, 29 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Well, I can confirm he exists, I've had to put up with him for 17 years.

― DG, Monday, 29 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Fatnick does exist. He are wearing lots of badges (Madchen called him boyofbadges(!)) and are having a haircut like the small boy in My Parents Are Aliens or whatever that godawful programme on SM:TV is called.

― RickyT, Monday, 29 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

My God RickyT you're right. Anyway yes he exists and is a good larff.

― Tom, Monday, 29 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

nitsuh, nude spock and dave q are obviously the same person

― di, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

ethan, jess and ronan are also the same person

― di, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

menelaus darcy and DG are the same person

― di, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

hamish is not a person. he is a computer

― di, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

DG? Me? oh surely there is a spice girls song in that somewhere?

― Menelaus Darcy, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

what? let love lead the way?

― di, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

eh? never heard of it, I was thinking more of the brutal melding in two become one. or something.

DG please - defend my honour! defend your honour! make the world safe again or am I going to have to use the special bat signal and call upon the caped avenger?

― Menelaus Darcy, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I am not Menelaus.

― DG, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

thanx, DG, for rescuing your damsel in distress. our mene is not just a tortured soul, shes a stinkin femme too

― di, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

stinking femme? excuse me while I projectile vomit aiming myself at the neighbours letter box.

I hope you are not too violated DG, Lady Die is just a little over exuberant this evening

― Menelaus Darcy, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

hold on mene, who is doing the violating here?

― di, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

what?!? I started the DG fan club because I thought that he needed some affirmation after you sucked up to fatnick. you started the preposterous self congratulatory process anyway...

― Menelaus Darcy, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

someone wants a fan club, don't they menelaus?

― di, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

not particularly. I dont want to see people not joining in droves, I preferto hijack the existing ones so I can blame others if it all goes terribly wrong

― Menelaus Darcy, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i am very comfortable in my unpopularity menelaus. if i did care i wouldn't be such a downright bitch. hijacking existing fanclubs, like the conformist you are

― di, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

you say that like there is something bad about being conformist.

Ahem, weren't you complaining about the small exclusive nature of your fan club earlier?

― Menelaus Darcy, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i learned to love it. unlike some

― di, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

this is all grist to the mill, soon I will be bitter and twisted and frighten everyone in the neighbourhood hahahaha

― Menelaus Darcy, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

those OGHS girls don't seem too scared

― di, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

what are you doing hanging around OGHS anyway?

I cant afford to be nasty to them, I make my livlihood by selling them sherbert cocaine

― Menelaus Darcy, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i don't i hang at KV, its better, they start at 11. and then they grow up fast, snigger snigger

― di, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

11 year olds are so flexible aren't they?

― Menelaus Darcy, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Have you noticed that Gilbert lives just roundthe corner from Chipmunks?

― Menelaus Darcy, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

oh god... i hadn't but thanx for pointing that out. time for a KV fieldtrip

― di, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'll infiltrate just so I can sit on uncle gilberts lap and hear a story

― Menelaus Darcy, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

one year passes...

Whatever happened to West Ham fan Trevor? Is he now the same person?

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 17 January 2003 09:49 (twenty-two years ago)

same person as who?

― gareth (gareth), Friday, 17 January 2003 10:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Just the same person.

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 17 January 2003 10:17 (twenty-two years ago)

can i be someone's alter-ego please?

― g-kit (g-kit), Friday, 17 January 2003 10:22 (twenty-two years ago)

This is a depressing thread to have revived.

― Marcello Carlin, Friday, 17 January 2003 10:24 (twenty-two years ago)

oh i see ronan. dont know, i think he went away

― gareth (gareth), Friday, 17 January 2003 10:25 (twenty-two years ago)

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