Bourbon Bobbing: Class or Ass?

I admit it, I cheated at bourbon bobbing. I dove my face in about 800 times, spit all over the place, and tongued half the apples looking for the walnut. Not really, I actually saw it immediately and the problem was that the others kept getting in the way. What is Rival Schools United By Fate? I looked fat. I liked that my music made everyone dance and Ramon's music cleared the entire house. Can I come over again soon so you can teach me more about DJing?

Otis was dead, he slept all day today too. I don't know what was going on there, I mean I straddled his lap and all he did was open his eyes vaguely and go "Yeah, that's alright" and go back to sleep, wtf is that bullshit? I'm glad you backed up Ramon's story about him and Hunter S. Thompson, none of us believed him.

Matt looks like Jeremy Piven.

STEPHANIE was nuts, she made out with two guys and cuddled with Otis, and almost made out with Jim Morrison on the subway. I dragged her to the gas station to buy cigarettes cos she was frightening the guests with her wall crashing and shouting about how much she loved trees, and on the way she fell like three times. Also, apparently all the people on 4th Ave are crazy vatos who love da laydeez, and it's a big mistake to venture outside dressed as we were without coats covering up. First a group of four guys threw their car in reverse and followed us all the way to the gas station, "Ay mami, wanna ride?" We were all, dude, no. Then at the gas station they were carrying on there and the attendant gave me a pack free, so I got some for Ramon. Oh, and Stephanie started smoking in the gas station, which was bizarre (also at the party while dancing she walked up to me and stole a cigarette out of my mouth, which was even more bizarre, especially since she doesn't smoke). Then we passed these guys (WHO WERE WITH GIRLS!!!) who started calling out to us. One of them said he could see our tits, which was ludicrious cos you couldn't. I had a good laugh. Then Hunter S. Thompson ran outside and said he was extremely glad to see us, oddly.

This was a fantastic party, well done. And your costume was cute, Tracer. You make a good Casper.

Dude's gotta be pretty crusty these days after all those decades dead.

I can't remember the weekend. It's all a blur. Tonight was good though, my love hate affair with vodka goes on. It's 4.15AM and I can't stop fucking around on ILE.

What I'm saying is I've only been drinking for 3 years.

And I'm Irish, theres reputations to be upheld and stereotypes to cement.

Anyhow, I liked the idea of you being Casper. You weren't spooky at all, except for when you hugged Otis and he looked alarmed by it, so maybe that was spooky, but listen, you weren't spooky, you were cute and friendly. Ergo, Casper.

The weird thing is that all the pictures look really bright, like you had all the lights on full force, and I remember it being quite dark in there - was the DJ stand really that bright?

There's one of Ramon working the DJ table, and he looks like the lost member of Duran Duran.

There are more but I'm at the mercy of what my roommate scans, since she did them for me at her work.

I mean, I accidentally left the toothpaste behind so it's not like you lost anything anyhow.

Oh - and filming me and Ramon making out = creepy. ;P

Anyway, you kids all look fab. Ally, you don't look fat in the slightest. And your roommate doesn't look as nuts as I imagined. I like Ramon's wig, it's that New Romantic Rachel look I adore. And thank you for solving the mystery of Elisha. You look like Lou Reed circa Transformer, only thinner, Tracer.

Anyhow, I didn't manipulate Jeremy Piven, or Matt, or whoever you claim that man was. He let me do it. And I left my toothpaste behind because I was too busy playing "What Can I Do To Wheeler Without Waking HIm Up?"

The party was gosh darned fun.

Yes, that was the whole dream.

not really a bourbon dude but eagle rare was pretty tasty tonight

Did you bob in it?