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Cuddle Party(ies), Safe Space, Affectionate Play, Welcomed Touch, Recommended Daily Allowance of Welcomed Touch, Cuddle Buddy(ies), Cuddle Life Guard On Duty are all Trademarks of [so and so].

I have nothing to add.

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 19 April 2004 22:27 (twenty-one years ago)

i think i just threw up a little in my mouth

― the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 19 April 2004 22:33 (twenty-one years ago)

cuddle buddy(ies) are TRADEMARKED?!?!?!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 19 April 2004 22:35 (twenty-one years ago)

they've gone ahead and commercialized cuddle buddy(ies), this is fucking wonderful.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 19 April 2004 22:35 (twenty-one years ago)

You probably overdosed on Welcomed Touch.

xpost; slutsky he lists "safe space" too! I wonder if he really did trademark them. It's not like copyright, it costs money.

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 19 April 2004 22:36 (twenty-one years ago)

We're going to have to up the ante.

― Michael White (Hereward), Monday, 19 April 2004 22:37 (twenty-one years ago)

that picture at the top gives me chills.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 19 April 2004 22:37 (twenty-one years ago)

pilesofleftoverfeet.jpg

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 19 April 2004 22:40 (twenty-one years ago)

<h5>These years of "cuddle oppression" have become explosive</h5>

― Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Monday, 19 April 2004 22:40 (twenty-one years ago)

dammit

― Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Monday, 19 April 2004 22:40 (twenty-one years ago)

is that really what the image is called? if so, double chills

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 19 April 2004 22:41 (twenty-one years ago)

LEFTOVER FEET?!!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 19 April 2004 22:41 (twenty-one years ago)

left over from what, that's what i want to know

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 19 April 2004 22:41 (twenty-one years ago)

maybe these cuddle parties are where they make snuff films

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 19 April 2004 22:42 (twenty-one years ago)

No no, I made that up. But it does look like he was artfully arranging the remnants of his "cuddle specimens."

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 19 April 2004 22:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Possibly no one else jumped to that conclusion, and I stand on the lilypad alone.

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 19 April 2004 22:42 (twenty-one years ago)

i can't wait for someone to google "snuff" and "cuddle"

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 19 April 2004 22:42 (twenty-one years ago)

"cuddle specimens."

Out of the corner of my eye this looked like something to do with puddle and semen.

― Michael White (Hereward), Monday, 19 April 2004 22:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm looking straight at it and it still does!

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 19 April 2004 22:55 (twenty-one years ago)

"the intricate sexual harassment maze"

the man quite obviously speaks from experience

― non-u, Monday, 19 April 2004 23:29 (twenty-one years ago)

There's no way this doesn't wind up in a big ol' orgy everytime.

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Monday, 19 April 2004 23:56 (twenty-one years ago)

"That's right, C-U-D-D-L-I-N-G."

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 00:51 (twenty-one years ago)

from the "how to throw a cuddle party" page:

"WHEN: Cuddle Parties should be thrown during the day, preferably during Brunch Hours to avoid that weird, after-dark, night time vibe that occurs when the moon rises and the clock strikes midnight. Cuddling in the early afternoon sunshine really rocks!"

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 00:53 (twenty-one years ago)

yeee.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 00:54 (twenty-one years ago)

You know that Step 2 of this guy's plan is Cuddle Scouts of America.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 00:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I await the inevitable "Cuddle Parties for Dummies" book

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 00:57 (twenty-one years ago)

platonic blowjob parties

― the surface noise (electricsound), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 00:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Tupperware & Felching parties.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 01:02 (twenty-one years ago)

ts: cuddle parties vs. mosh pits.

you say punk means asshole, but i know punk means cuddle!

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 01:03 (twenty-one years ago)

(okay maybe i am too indie.)

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 01:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm actually trying to get the image of an all-pajama Strawberry Shortcake & pals mosh pit out of my head, but the best I can do is make Strawberry Shortcake look like Reid dressed up as Strawberry Shortcake. (Have I mentioned the drugs?)

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 01:12 (twenty-one years ago)

cuddle + mosh = bonk?

― the surface noise (electricsound), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 01:14 (twenty-one years ago)

this is like some weird workshop session!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 01:15 (twenty-one years ago)

the picture of him scares the beejesus out of me

― don (don), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 01:17 (twenty-one years ago)

No one has yet mentioned his apparent fear of capitalized I's.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 01:26 (twenty-one years ago)

i think i just threw up a little in my mouth
Just an all round right OTM post. Beautiful.
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The thing I find so annoying about the web site is how many rules there are. There's no freedom.

― Skottie, Tuesday, 20 April 2004 04:15 (twenty-one years ago)

are milk and cookies served?

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 05:15 (twenty-one years ago)

His bio uses the phrase "urban sexcapades". That combined with the hideous "Elmo goes to a Magic the Gathering meet" vibe of the site is just really wrong ugh.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 06:15 (twenty-one years ago)

JON + IAN = snuggle bunnies

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 06:32 (twenty-one years ago)

i will cuddle everyone.

― anthony easton (anthony), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 06:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I imagine an unsuccessful monster saying that to Tokyo as a threat.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 06:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Ian does like to cuddle!

― Acid! Polizei! (ex machina), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 06:49 (twenty-one years ago)

There is no way I am clicking on that link.

― Ricardo (RickyT), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 07:33 (twenty-one years ago)

it's SFW but creepy all the same

― the surface noise (electricsound), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 07:34 (twenty-one years ago)

NSFW encompasses more than just porn. I really don't want any of my coworkers suspecting me of being a creepy nut job cuddle party goer.

― Ricardo (RickyT), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 07:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Also fear of vomit damage to company property.

― Ricardo (RickyT), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 07:36 (twenty-one years ago)

fair point that man

― the surface noise (electricsound), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 07:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, this is old news. Me and my friends used to have these when we were a bit younger, though there was perhaps more kissing involved. It was kinda fun, but you shouldn't have too many people involved, it gets distracting.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 07:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh my. Can we cuddle naked?

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 07:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Bloody liberals.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 07:45 (twenty-one years ago)

this is stupid

― Acid! Polizei! (ex machina), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 07:49 (twenty-one years ago)

you're just scared some dude might try to cuddle with you

― the surface noise (electricsound), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 07:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I really can't understand your attitudes toward this. If people want to have such parties, like we did, why can't they?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 07:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Can we cuddle naked?

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 08:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I think that might count as entering UNSAFE SPACE

― Ricardo (RickyT), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 08:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd feel quite safe in it.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 08:14 (twenty-one years ago)

"BUNDLE!!!!"

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 08:38 (twenty-one years ago)

5. The Erection Phenomenon: If something "comes up" during the party, it's okay. We may be adults, but boys will be boys, so let's just declare that getting an erection is just getting an erection and not something weird or nasty. The cultural stigma surrounding sex, touch, and adults in intimate groups is bound to have all kinds of things rising to the surface, emotional as well as physical, during a Cuddle Party, so let's just recognize erections for what they are: naturally occurring phenomenon. Should they occur, let's make them mean nothing more than Mother Nature's whimsical way of giving us the thumbs-up!

― smee (smee), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 09:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I find that text rather sensible, but I guess I shouldn't be on this thread at all. You can go on mocking weirdos...

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 09:38 (twenty-one years ago)

"Mother Nature's giving you the thumbs up" is possibly the greatest line ever.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 09:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't want anybody that I don't know cuddling up to me whether they've had their RDA of cuddles or not!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 10:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm with Tuomas, harshing on these people seems like a really stuffy other-peoples'-fun-hating exercise. If I had to pick between a cuddle party and a rave, the former seems like the better option - at least there aren't any damned glowsticks.

Having said that, esoj's "platonic blowjob parties" is the greatest post ever.

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 10:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Leave them alone, they're just having a Harshing Party.

HARSHING HARSHING HARSHING

HARSHING

― LC, Tuesday, 20 April 2004 11:11 (twenty-one years ago)

No matter how you feel about the Cuddle Party, both his AIM screenname-style name capitalization and his rampant trademark spree (again, he at least thinks he's trademarked "safe space") are mockworthy.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 11:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Indeed. I find the idea of a cuddle party quite appealing, but Jim's idea and/or nudity would have to be involed too.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 11:55 (twenty-one years ago)

GO HARSHING PARTY! YOU IDIOT!

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 11:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't understand.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 12:00 (twenty-one years ago)

four years pass...

I'm gonna miss Georgia's very own cuddleparty in less than an hour. 16 confirmed guests! (with a limit of 30 allowed)

― CaptainLorax, Friday, 6 February 2009 23:07 (sixteen years ago)

they call it cuddle puddle... in case someone wets themself?

― CaptainLorax, Friday, 6 February 2009 23:07 (sixteen years ago)

"wets themself"

― ╓abies, Friday, 6 February 2009 23:09 (sixteen years ago)

― Surmounter, Friday, 6 February 2009 23:47 (sixteen years ago)

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