this is the thread where you **** an innocent **** from ***, ***** out a few *****, and make it ***** filthy.

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this is the thread where you take an innocent line from ilx, blank out a few words, and make it sound filthy

(like the david beckham dirty txt msgs)

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 12:20 (twenty-one years ago)

W****?

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 12:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Hi Ethan :) I said ***** *********. ******** ****** ***** ** ***? (Gale giggles!)
-- Gale (gal...), February 7th, 2002.

― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 12:24 (twenty-one years ago)

A good ******* is the best fun you can have with your ******* ** (and maybe even more fun than ****).
-- CRW (...), April 19th, 2004.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 12:34 (twenty-one years ago)

ooh look and adding the <font face="courier"> tag will make it look a bit like an actual text message!

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 12:36 (twenty-one years ago)

ooh look and adding the <**** face="*******"> tag will make it **** a bit like an ****** **** *******!

― zappi (joni), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 13:01 (twenty-one years ago)

i can't make my **** look like a *****!

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 14:21 (twenty-one years ago)

"turn into a," whatever...

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 14:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Some relaxed sex with my girlfriend after a ****** of ****. (Although this technically happened after ******** and ********* *****, so alternatively I'll nominate a brief ****** in the ********* when the **** stopped and the *** cleared and I looked up and the *** was a piercing blue ******.)

-- Your Full Name (your_emai...), April 20th, 2004.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 15:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Ahem, that was very cheeky of me to announce that I will just turn up and **** ** with you people whom I don't even know. However, you may have *** me by then because dave B is going to ***** me at a FAP and therefore ***** for my allegedly ***-friendly ***********, although not my ****** ( **** ** ) ability). Lordy, long ********. Anyway, hello. Perhaps I will **** at you from the ********* as it seems a bit rude to wade into a ***** ***** uninvited.
-- badger Kitten (badger_kitte...), April 20th, 2004.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 15:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Genuis. You are a dutty man Ken.

― Dave B (daveb), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 15:42 (twenty-one years ago)

i've ******* about 5 times in my life. but i'm a quick ******** and i ***** able to ****** quite fast..

-- ken c (pykachu10...) (webmail), April 19th, 2004 2:32 PM.

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 15:45 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.topiclink.com/gameshows/images/matchgame.jpg

― Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 15:50 (twenty-one years ago)

You pay a **** (5p) to ***** **** the **** ******. I used to *** that way quite often at one time, and I always used to *** *** and pass the *** **** with the guy whose job it was to ***** *** ****. Out of the blue one day he gave me a ******. It was a pork pie. This ******* me somewhat.

― dyson (dyson), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 16:09 (twenty-one years ago)

that was from c j on the "men can't drive" thread

― dyson (dyson), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 16:10 (twenty-one years ago)

What a great ****.

-- N. (nickdastoo...) (webmail), April 20th, 2004 6:01 PM. (nickdastoor) (later) (link)

― cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 16:11 (twenty-one years ago)

With the ****** warming up, there are few greater things than a delicious *** after a hard day of work -- or a soft day of doing ****, for that matter. I eagerly await the supple goodness of a cool ***** this afternoon, the billowing head ***, the yeasty cloudiness in the tall ***, the creamy but refreshing taste. Thing is, *all* *** tastes better this time of year. What **** your favorite *****?

-- Clarke B. (clarkeb...), April 20th, 2004.

― Maria D., Tuesday, 20 April 2004 19:26 (twenty-one years ago)

[removed. just removed. too bad.]

― Dada, Tuesday, 20 April 2004 19:26 (twenty-one years ago)

i wanna see leee's ****!
-- s1ocki, April 20th, 2004

― Leee O'Gaddy (Leee), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 20:16 (twenty-one years ago)

meta: i love the ***** too, but dagnabbit some of this is just bizarre. the ***** *** made me ***** very hard.

-- Orbit (cstarrcstar...), April 19th, 2004 4:33 PM.

― Leee O'Gaddy (Leee), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 20:32 (twenty-one years ago)

My ********** is so quick its incredible. If I do something ***, I get some **** within half an hour. Its rather trained me to be ******* and *****.
-- Johnney B (john.barlo...), April 20th, 2004 12:20 PM.

― Leee O'Gaddy (Leee), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 20:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Again, I have magic *****.

-- Venga*** Perry (djperr...), April 20th, 2004

― dyson (dyson), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 22:11 (twenty-one years ago)

two weeks pass...

I am a messy *****. also, slow. ask jon!

-- Ian Johnson (johni72...), May 5th, 2004 11:04 PM.

― Leeefuse 73 (Leee), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 05:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm going to get ** ****** today and I think I want to get *****. I have ******* ***** **** and it's stick straight. I think I might get **** ***** and long ***** put in. If anyone is really bored at work and looking for something to do to take up time...and want to **** *** ***..could ya find me a ******* of someone with cute *****? Thanks
-- Lucy Loo (lucyloo...) (webmail), May 3rd, 2004 8:49 AM. (later) (link)

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 13:24 (twenty-one years ago)

If I do not get **** **** **** I cannot go to France in March and **** 4 times my own **** **** in **** ** ****, or indeed **** **** ever again. However I cannot bring myself to **** ****, I told my mum I was waiting till **** **** **** **** and she snorted and said 'you'll **** **** **** **** then'. Does anyone have any idea of how not to **** **** **** **** ****? My last **** made me **** like a **** with **** **** ****. I just don't want **** **** **** to laugh at me.

(NB I was not a goth when I was 16 nor have I ever been one, just very pale.)

-- Emma (emmaluvscak...), February 1st, 2002.

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 18:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm pursing my **** and furrowing my ****, and ****** tiny fists.
-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), May 18th, 2004.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 09:59 (twenty-one years ago)

* *icks Gareth in the cunt *
-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), May 18th, 2004.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 10:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I think my ***** *** 27 by 1 and a quarter inches - that's from memory, so does it **** *****? As for the condition of *** ****, I had to ******* the entire **** **** bit (apols for lack of ************) when it ****** on me in 1994, causing fairly nasty injuries. I've only been ****** the **** regularly in the last 3 years, though. As for the ******, I need one that doesn't cause bruising on my arse bones, and which won't fall back to its lowest ******* no matter how tight I do up the *****.

Further question, then - what's the minimum I should be looking to spend to get a passable *** **** with a comfy saddle - I don't want a ******** **** really.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), May 28th, 2004.

is it ever not mark?

― ken c (ken c), Saturday, 29 May 2004 09:04 (twenty-one years ago)

People pay me to drink their ****. Also, for a large sum, I will eat their *****.
-- the music mole (colinsbarro...), June 3rd, 2004 10:09 AM. (later)

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 3 June 2004 09:11 (twenty-one years ago)

bwahaha

― the surface noise for the sake of noise (electricsound), Thursday, 3 June 2004 09:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm fondling my ****
-- Matos W.K. (michaelangelomato...), June 3rd, 2004 9:56 AM. (later)

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 3 June 2004 09:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Bosko Balaban Stats For Season

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Team Aston Villa
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Number of Bookings 0
Total Booking Minutes 0
Avg Bookings Per Start 0
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― bosko, Monday, 14 June 2004 15:23 (twenty-one years ago)

two weeks pass...

This ******** popped into my head while in the shower this morning. Feel free to ****** off-***** if you're **********!
XOXO

-- *** c=====8 (johni72...), June 28th, 2004 6:30 PM. (later)

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 28 June 2004 22:23 (twenty-one years ago)

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