AMERICANS who pretend to be IRISH - C or D?

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"Yah, look at my sweater! It says I'm IRISH!"

wot do u fink.

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Danny Quintana (danny quintana), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 13:28 (twenty-one years ago)

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The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 13:31 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.musicomh.com/albums/thrills.jpg

teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 13:32 (twenty-one years ago)

oh wait I mixed that up.

teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 13:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Ha ha, duddest of the dud, especially if they're actually Scottish and don't know it/ won't admit it.

Dadaismus (Dada), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 13:33 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.vh1.com/shared/media/news/images/d/Don_Magic_Juan/sq-don-poses-greengold-wi.jpg

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 13:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I am amazed that the Vicar has still not appeared on this thread flinging abuse centre right and left at trusty target phoneys.

the finefox, Wednesday, 21 April 2004 13:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Americans who think Ireland is part of Scotland or a town in London are worse.

Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 13:57 (twenty-one years ago)

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drg200/g214/g21466m6var.jpg

Hurlothrumbo (hurlothrumbo), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 14:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I know at least two people who do this and they don't have any irish blood at all as far as I know. See my "fake accents, c/d" thread somewhere.

anthony kyle monday (akmonday), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 14:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Dud! Ed Burns! I bloody well hate that guy. On the other hand, the American trend towards loving the Irish is great for tips if you're working over there.

But an even bigger dud is Back From Americas (BFAs), Irish people who've spent time in the US and are pricks because of it and talk funny to boot. Like me.

accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 14:10 (twenty-one years ago)

But... but... everybody's Irish on St. Patrick's Day! it's the green beer!

Super-Kate (kate), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 14:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Shamrock Shakes!

My Irish roots are in Enniskillen and are most probably the result of Highland clearance as my grandfather with the Irish surname was married in an Episcopal church. But we are definitely more Celt than, say, Pict or Viking.

suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 14:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Monkey, is that why you're called ... accentmonkey?

Cor: I think I had a shamrock shake in Philadelphia just over 25 years ago. Probably not since.

the finefox, Wednesday, 21 April 2004 14:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Remember reading a critic saying that the show seemed to consist entirely of "dark haired scumbags"

Dadaismus (Dada), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 14:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Oops wrong thread!

Dadaismus (Dada), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 14:26 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.wchstv.com/abc/thencameyou/askew.jpg

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 14:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Boston (mispronounced) Celtics to t'read, boyo

Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 15:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Absolute dddddud. I used to live with a bunch of guys who always talked about the troubles, Guinness, etc. They all listen to the Pogues and drink Jameson (never Bushmills!) and complained about prejudice and oppression. Punk belts, IRA shirts and Dropkick Murphy's CD's in the car... so played out.

Well, it's a crock. I went to Ireland and all the guys wear light blue polo shirts and would prefer to drink Miller if it was cheaper.

(I actually wanted to write a screenplay about these faux Irishmen actually saving their money and going to Eire and being disappointed when all the guys in the pubs are just watching Lakers games anyway... )

andy, Wednesday, 21 April 2004 15:39 (twenty-one years ago)

believe me there are loads of people that fit that description here.

Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 15:40 (twenty-one years ago)

But they fall into the Liffey and dissolve in the acid waters, so.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 15:41 (twenty-one years ago)

(I notice the same in Oakland when all the African-American tribal guys dress like African chieftans in elaborate robes and headgear, even carrying the horsehair brush and everything, and all the guys in my building that are actually FROM the Ivory Coast and Ghana wear Kangol hats and Umbro soccer shirts and Reeboks.)

andy, Wednesday, 21 April 2004 15:43 (twenty-one years ago)

http://thm-ar1r2.search.vip.scd.yahoo.com/image/298635927

dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 15:44 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.humboldt.edu/~asp/images/flogging-molly.jpg

(kill kill kill kill kill...)

donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 15:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Notre Dame campus to thread

donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 15:45 (twenty-one years ago)

If that's who I think it is, DB, WHY did you call the memory to mind? Ya bastard.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 15:45 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.musiconphoto.com/UD_070103_DropkickMurphys/IMG_1726_35dpi17.jpg

Check it out... he's rocking the mandolin like Ace Frehley!

andy, Wednesday, 21 April 2004 15:48 (twenty-one years ago)

i know a guy who's grandparents came over and identifies proudly with his irish heritage. he has been over there and helped raise money for the ira over here.

is that dud? (not the ira part)

Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 15:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Is he planning on raising any money for Al-Qaeda, now that the IRA has hung up its spurs?

Dadaismus (Dada), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 15:52 (twenty-one years ago)

x-post Meaning the IRA part is implicitly dud, I figure...

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 15:53 (twenty-one years ago)

God, those American IRA fundraisers piss me off. If they're so committed to the cause why don't they bugger off to the old country and play revolution with their own bodies at risk instead of bragging about it over their Guinness in the safety of some ersatz Irish bar here in the States.

Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 15:56 (twenty-one years ago)

(I notice the same in Oakland when all the African-American tribal guys dress like African chieftans in elaborate robes and headgear, even carrying the horsehair brush and everything, and all the guys in my building that are actually FROM the Ivory Coast and Ghana wear Kangol hats and Umbro soccer shirts and Reeboks.)

um, I'm not even gonna touch this one.

hstencil, Wednesday, 21 April 2004 15:56 (twenty-one years ago)

like i said i wasn't askign about the dud/nra part.

just whether or not such a person was pretending to be irish.

there is some contention over here about at what point do you stop claiming your heritage so strongly.

i'm 3rd generation mexican-american, do i have the right to identify as such? 1st generations may not think so. . .

Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 15:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't think anyone should have the right to anything.

RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 15:59 (twenty-one years ago)

my continued employment of the word "right" gets me no end of flak on ilx.

Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 16:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Alternately, you have the 'right' to claim any of your heritage. Screw what other people think of it.

Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 16:02 (twenty-one years ago)

I was mainly referring to the aesthetic results of claiming the heritage, personally... not the "rights" per se. Of course, people can claim any of their heritage.

donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 16:04 (twenty-one years ago)

perhaps not claiming heritage, as such but see cinco de mayo re: st. patrick's day celebrations.

Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 16:05 (twenty-one years ago)

My family from Virginia was horrified to discover that after more than a century of claiming to be Irish, they're/we're actually Welsh.

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 16:06 (twenty-one years ago)

This guy raised money for the IRA, right? Let's see that makes him ........... a dickhead. Or, if he'd prefer, an Irish American dickhead.

Dadaismus (Dada), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 16:06 (twenty-one years ago)

My family from Virginia was horrified to discover that after more than a century of claiming to be Irish, they're/we're actually Welsh

This is something I'm absolutely convinced of - being Irish in America is considered cool for some reason so a lot of people have either invented or imagined Irish roots when a lot are probably Scottish or even .... gulp .... English. Didn't I say this upthread?

Dadaismus (Dada), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 16:08 (twenty-one years ago)

One of those old roommates who swore he was descended from Irish warrior-chieftans found out from his mom that his dad wasn't his real dad, and that he was in fact.... French-Canadian!

He doesn't jam the Pogues quite as loud as he used to...

andy, Wednesday, 21 April 2004 16:11 (twenty-one years ago)

The reality is that some 40% of Euro-Americans can claim some Irish background. Interestingly similar numbers can claim German ancestry, though for some inexplicable reason this does not appear to be as fashionable.

Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 16:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I was just about to mention that Germans are the largest ethnic grouping amongst "Euro-Americans" but they dont make a such song and dance about it

Dadaismus (Dada), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 16:13 (twenty-one years ago)

This guy raised money for the IRA, right? Let's see that makes him ........... a dickhead. Or, if he'd prefer, an Irish American dickhead.

i suppose I should've omitted that part knowing the political malestrom that might follow.

this guy is one of my boyfriends so I can confirm that regardless of controversial views, is not a dickhead.

similar numbers can claim German ancestry, though for some inexplicable reason this does not appear to be as fashionable.

not true. see central tx. or anywhere during oktoberfest.

Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 16:14 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost:

OKTOBERFEST

gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 16:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I think perhaps that a decent understanding of the joys and sorrows of our dead ancestors is the first step we take toward sympathising with the lot of any stranger. Being inordinately proud of something as accidental as one's parentage seems to me the height of pretentious folly.

Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 16:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Americans who think Ireland is part of Scotland or a town in London are worse.

Or they think Scotland is a part of Ireland, etc. It's very irritating.

El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 16:16 (twenty-one years ago)

there's a lot of it here in boston and its dud. I wouldn't say I was Irish or African or anything else if I didn't at least have one living ancestor who either lived there or was born there. If your granny was born in Ireland then yeah, i can see you saying you're irish. if your family has been in the US for over a hundred years, you're an American, yeah of Irish descent, but that's it. Unless you strongly associate yourself with the actual country of ireland or culture. drinking guiness doesnt count.

AaronK (AaronK), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 16:17 (twenty-one years ago)

The original Scots were, however, from Ireland. They invaded the lands of the Caledonii and the Pictii.

Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 16:19 (twenty-one years ago)

"Irish Americans"

ha ha! stop!

Danny Quintana (danny quintana), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 23:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I never heard about people doing this. Didn't know it was cool to be Irish. I'm officially part-Irish though. My grandma's maiden name was Byrne.

i would challenge any average american to successfully differentiate the irish and scottish accent.

that seems really easy. as has been alluded to upthread, I bet it'd be harder for the average American to point out the two on a map.
I hung out with a couple of English blokes the other day and they said they have difficulty distinguishing between an Irish and a New England accent.

oops (Oops), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 23:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Pretending to be American is much more classic ... and much easier, ha ha

i think i've posted about this before:

LONDON - Classic or Dud?

gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 23:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I think perhaps that a decent understanding of the joys and sorrows of our dead ancestors is the first step we take toward sympathising with the lot of any stranger. Being inordinately proud of something as accidental as one's parentage seems to me the height of pretentious folly.

How is parentage accidental? Do you think there is some pre-existing soul randomly assigned to a body? If you didn't have your current parents you wouldn't exist.

Lu. Mott, Thursday, 22 April 2004 01:40 (twenty-one years ago)

ah me lucky charms

Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 22 April 2004 02:20 (twenty-one years ago)

i would challenge any average american to successfully differentiate the irish and scottish accent.

uh, this seems pretty easy to me. i recognize a scottish accent immediately. however, sometimes an irish accent sounds almost american to me! no offense to the irish.

mandee, Thursday, 22 April 2004 02:33 (twenty-one years ago)

like sometimes graham norton sounds american to me. flaming gay american.

mandee, Thursday, 22 April 2004 02:37 (twenty-one years ago)

i can tell the difference b/w an irish accent and a glasgwegian accent. but that's just b/c i can't understand a damn thing said by a glasgwegian.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 22 April 2004 02:50 (twenty-one years ago)

it's like a robert burns poem, only in real life!

Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 22 April 2004 02:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Robert Burns Glaswegian? About a million miles away from it.

mike myers seems to think he knows what a scottish accent sounds like.

And lots of people seem to think that Mike Myers can do a Scottish accent sounds like. He can't.

Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 22 April 2004 09:29 (twenty-one years ago)

And lots of people seem to think that Mike Myers can do a Scottish accent sounds like

Errrrrrr, ignore the last two words of that sentence.

Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 22 April 2004 09:32 (twenty-one years ago)

If your granny was born in Ireland then yeah, i can see you saying you're irish.

Wow. So following this logic, my maternal grandparents were both Spanish, and since they were both Spanish, I'm both Mexican and Spanish! Whoa, crazy dual citizenship time! ;)

(I'm kidding you, BTW.)

Over here, it's "cool" to be considered Polish, German, Czech, and/or... you guessed it, Irish. Though most of the Americans of European extraction around here are of Polish and/or German ancestry. And yes, I think that's how it should be phrased; unless you truly were born in another country and once claimed citizenship to said country, you're an American of __________ ancestry. You're still highlighting your ethnic heritage, but aren't doing so in a manner that denies the fact that yes, you're an American.

Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Thursday, 22 April 2004 10:56 (twenty-one years ago)

So to answer the thread title's question, Americans who pretend to be Irish (or any other first generational, non-American heritage) = dud. Americans who claim their Irish (or other) ancestry while still asserting that yes, they are Americans = classic.

Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Thursday, 22 April 2004 10:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually I've had quite a few Irish people mistake me for being Irish - usually Southern Irish and they mistake me for Ulster

Irish people don't say Southern Ireland unless they mean Cork or Kerry. That's a top tip for any of you who may be trying to pass for Irish. Just like English people don't refer to themselves as British.

If your granny was born in Ireland, you're considered Irish enough to represent us at football, so I suppose that's fair enough.

And a tangential thread question:
Does it annoy Americans when they see Irish or British actors pretending to be Americans? Don't they wonder (as I sometimes do when I see Gwyneth Paltrow pretending to be English (not that she's not good at it)) why they couldn't have got a real American to do it? It's not like they're in short supply or anything.

accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Thursday, 22 April 2004 11:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Irish people don't say Southern Ireland unless they mean Cork or Kerry. That's a top tip for any of you who may be trying to pass for Irish. Just like English people don't refer to themselves as British.

When I said Southern Irish that's pretty much what I meant, which is why I said it, i.e. people from the opposite end of Ireland to Ulster. I wasn't passing myself off as Irish I was speaking with my usual accent. Plus English don't refer to themselves as British? Really?

Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 22 April 2004 11:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Apols. It's just that I have often found that people outside Ireland assume that if you're not talking about Northern Ireland you must be talking about Southern Ireland, when in fact that's not really what we call it. I meant it as a general statement. I should have said that it was a top tip for anyone who was trying to pass themselves off as Irish.

English people (in my experience of them) will refer to themselves as British in certain circumstances, but I've often heard Americans say things like 'oh, she spent three months in London and came back speaking with this fake British accent', or something, when they mean English. Of course that could be just the people I know.

accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Thursday, 22 April 2004 12:17 (twenty-one years ago)

And of course confusing English with British and vice versa = the biggest DUD of them all

Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 22 April 2004 12:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Er, no. Not compared to English = Irish.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 22 April 2004 12:32 (twenty-one years ago)

if we're looking to get contentious, have we ever had a thread about who oughta govern northern Ireland/Northern Ireland? seems like if we wanna scrap that'd be the way to do it

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Thursday, 22 April 2004 12:34 (twenty-one years ago)

J0hn, you trouble(s)maker you!

Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 22 April 2004 12:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Eh, I'm not sure any of the regulars really care. Ronan probably has a preference - We should find it then do the opposite, 'cause he's funny when he's angry.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 22 April 2004 13:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I used to care back in my wild-eyed republican youth.

Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 22 April 2004 13:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Danny sez: re: 'Irish Americans' - "ha ha stop".

Danny, perhaps you should refrain from commenting on things you obviously know nothing about. 'Irish Americans', i.e., Irish immigrants and their children, were discriminated against in the nineteenth century, and openly mocked in the press, in literature, etc.. They pretty much needed their own educational system, because textbooks and curricula were anti-Irish and anti-Catholic. They were considered a separate 'race' of people from the 'natives', i.e., Anglo-Saxons. When you're treated this way because of your national origin, you don't drop the ethnic designation, attempt to assimilate and start simply calling yourself 'American'.

This is the historical background of that university and its team name.

God damn.

Kerry (dymaxia), Thursday, 22 April 2004 13:05 (twenty-one years ago)

When you're treated this way because of your national origin, you don't drop the ethnic designation, attempt to assimilate and start simply calling yourself 'American'.

And that explains Bill O'Reilly does it?

Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 22 April 2004 13:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Man should not know how laws, sausages and Bill O' Reilly are made.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 22 April 2004 13:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Ned to the rescue yet again!

Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 22 April 2004 13:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Dadaismus - I'm talking about the fucking nineteenth century.

I don't comment on the historical and cultural affairs in countries other than my own - I don't see why people feel free to do the same to Americans. It's still incredibly rude and shamelessly ignorant and it's a real problem on this board.

Kerry (dymaxia), Thursday, 22 April 2004 13:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Kerry, believe me there's nothing you can teach me about anti-Irish and anti-Catholic discrimination

Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 22 April 2004 13:17 (twenty-one years ago)

There are still things I can be taught.

Raggett is funny on this thread! ... Again!

So is Farrell, in his way.

I think Paul Muldoon should be recalled from the US to run Northern Ireland.

the finefox, Friday, 23 April 2004 13:42 (twenty-one years ago)

This whole thread is after making me powerful angry, so I'll have to be off for a pint of plain.

DV (dirtyvicar), Friday, 23 April 2004 16:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Hooray!!

It took 116 posts.

the finefox, Friday, 23 April 2004 16:10 (twenty-one years ago)

kerry otmfm!

cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 23 April 2004 16:13 (twenty-one years ago)

TS: "Kiss Me I'm Irish" vs. "Kiss My Irish Arse"

Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Friday, 23 April 2004 16:31 (twenty-one years ago)

KMRIA

the finefox, Friday, 23 April 2004 16:32 (twenty-one years ago)

twelve years pass...

http://i.imgur.com/hyi4Rcp.png

mookieproof, Thursday, 16 March 2017 19:29 (nine years ago)

Is it St. Paddy's Day over there already?

Ongar Is An Energy (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 March 2017 19:38 (nine years ago)

i suppose everyone's headed to mar o'lago tomorrow

mookieproof, Thursday, 16 March 2017 19:43 (nine years ago)

Surely there's enough room in the budget to dye Lake Worth Lagoon green for the festivities.

how's life, Thursday, 16 March 2017 19:50 (nine years ago)

you irrepressible Nordbloods love this nonsense! I don't touch Guinness these days - it seems I have to do an extra hour on the bike to burn off every pint that hasn't even got me slightly fresh and added an extra layer to my gut.

calzino, Thursday, 16 March 2017 20:10 (nine years ago)

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/32/2c/54/322c54ee1b578d449212c86ef1203d94.jpg

Well bissogled trotters (Michael B), Thursday, 16 March 2017 20:26 (nine years ago)

My granny in Tralee used to send me a card with an affixed plastic badge I was forced to wear to school every St Patrick's day. The 10 punt note would be requisitioned by mum cos kids were not allowed have money in the 70's. In short St Patrick's Day - bag of shite!

calzino, Thursday, 16 March 2017 20:28 (nine years ago)

The original Scots were, however, from Ireland. They invaded the lands of the Caledonii and the Pictii.

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 16:19 (twelve years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This might not be true after all, it seems.

Ongar Is An Energy (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 March 2017 22:46 (nine years ago)

Title is weird. It's possible to be both, no?

calstars, Friday, 17 March 2017 00:41 (nine years ago)

There I go again taking everything so literally

calstars, Friday, 17 March 2017 00:43 (nine years ago)

It is not rly

brat_stuntin (darraghmac), Friday, 17 March 2017 10:10 (nine years ago)

two months pass...

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/05/17/arts/television/jimmy-fallon-tonight-show-interview-trump.html

Then he stepped to the spot where he delivers his monologue each evening and noted that the stage mark was in the shape of a four-leaf clover. “I’m Irish,” he explained, “and I need all the luck I can get.”

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_Fallon#Early_life

Fallon's ancestry is five-eighths Irish

i n f i n i t y (∞), Wednesday, 17 May 2017 17:25 (eight years ago)

five months pass...

The Ballyraggett lads are playing fuck again I see

Gary Synaesthesia (darraghmac), Friday, 27 October 2017 23:34 (eight years ago)

Well now I have to ask.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 28 October 2017 00:07 (eight years ago)

I really should finally go over there and organize them along proper lines. Modest proposal style, expanded.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 28 October 2017 02:33 (eight years ago)


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