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Gay Lovers Climb Tree, Then Have Sex
Thu Apr 22,11:20 PM ET

By MADISON J. GRAY, Associated Press Writer

NEW YORK - Two gay lovers — a man in a black dress and a boy in only a pair of shorts —
protested their families' lack of understanding for their relationship by climbing a Central Park tree
on Thursday, stripping, performing lewd acts in front of onlookers and refusing to come down for
hours.

The lovers, ages 32 and 17, scaled the 55-foot larch tree next
to the Chess and Checkers House around 4 p.m., said Detective
John Sweeney, a police department spokesman.

The couple had told the boy's parents about their relationship
and been rebuked, police said.

The man played on branches near the top of the tree and
waved at onlookers while the boy sat quietly a few feet below
him. Police said the man later performed oral sex on the boy
and stripped down to a thong to taunt them.

Police were alerted to the mischief when an onlooker flagged
down a bicycle officer. When Emergency Services Unit
officers responded, "the two individuals began to shout
obscenities to the approaching officers, threatening to push the officers down and throw branches at
them in an effort to ward the officers off," police Inspector William Callahan said.

The two were in danger of falling because the tree's largest branches were only 4 inches thick and
couldn't support their weight for long, said police, who set up an inflatable safety mat on the
ground.

Police negotiators who went up the tree to talk the couple down gave them soft drinks and water. A
crowd of about 100 onlookers stood nearby.

After about five hours, police put harnesses on the lovers and began to lure them down. The names
of the lovers were not immediately released.

The couple were taken to a hospital for evaluation, and Callahan said arrests and criminal charges
depended on the outcomes of those evaluations.

No one was injured in the bizarre Earth Day stunt, Callahan said.

"When I heard they were in a tree," he said, "I figured it was very fitting."

The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Friday, 23 April 2004 17:07 (twenty-one years ago)

It gladdens me heart to learn that 'mischief' is still considered an acceptable part of newswire vocabulary.

N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 23 April 2004 17:11 (twenty-one years ago)

This is what Earth Day is all about.

Nemo (JND), Friday, 23 April 2004 17:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Err.. 'my heart' - I've come all over Dick Van Dyke. (Yuck, etc.)

N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 23 April 2004 17:12 (twenty-one years ago)

"After about five hours, police put harnesses on the lovers and began to lure them down."

They should have used a rocket-powered net like in "Hatari!"

Nemo (JND), Friday, 23 April 2004 17:26 (twenty-one years ago)

"After about five hours, police put harnesses on the lovers, allowing them to widen their lovemaking repertoire"

N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 23 April 2004 17:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I've heard of getting wood, but this is ridiculous!

Prude (Prude), Friday, 23 April 2004 17:29 (twenty-one years ago)

I wonder what the cops used to "lure" them out of the tree.

Nemo (JND), Friday, 23 April 2004 17:30 (twenty-one years ago)

duh, Hostess Fruit Pies!

The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Friday, 23 April 2004 17:31 (twenty-one years ago)

From the Daily News coverage of the story:

"At one point, the older of the couple broke off a branch and threatened to throw it at cops, before demanding a vanilla diet Pepsi.

When police handed up a regular old diet Pepsi, the 32-year-old hurled the can to the ground, screamed, "Vanilla!" and declared, 'What I say goes!'"

There's a picture of them, too:

http://nydailynews.com/front/story/186668p-161666c.html

Nemo (JND), Friday, 23 April 2004 18:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Oddly enough, that looks like Courtney Love and a chunky Pat Smear.

andrew 'dean!' clay (deangulberry), Friday, 23 April 2004 18:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I think it looks like Daryl Hannah and Natalie Maines. YUM.

Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Friday, 23 April 2004 18:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Wow.

Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Friday, 23 April 2004 18:28 (twenty-one years ago)

"Vanilla!"

Hardly.

Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 23 April 2004 18:29 (twenty-one years ago)

I so hope the London in NYC crew caught some of this.

N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 23 April 2004 18:32 (twenty-one years ago)

That IS the "London in NYC crew"

Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Friday, 23 April 2004 18:32 (twenty-one years ago)

The blonde one is Barry Lasagne in a wig.

Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Friday, 23 April 2004 18:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm going down the pub.

Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Friday, 23 April 2004 18:33 (twenty-one years ago)

More pictures here:

http://www.newsday.com/news/local/newyork/nyc-park0423,0,3496444.story?coll=ny-nynews-headlines

Nemo (JND), Friday, 23 April 2004 18:38 (twenty-one years ago)

The pictures are classic.

El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Friday, 23 April 2004 18:39 (twenty-one years ago)

The awful truth:

http://img37.photobucket.com/albums/v115/nickdastoor/ilx/bazintree.jpg

N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 23 April 2004 18:45 (twenty-one years ago)

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 23 April 2004 18:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I was wondering how long it would take before picture of Lasagne loving would be posted to this thread.

El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Friday, 23 April 2004 18:48 (twenty-one years ago)

What have I done? I'm so glad he's 3,000 miles away...

Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Friday, 23 April 2004 19:41 (twenty-one years ago)

In other odd sexual stories, a rhino had sex with a car. Quote: "He sidled up against us. The next thing I know he's banging away at the car and it's rocking like hell."

Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 23 April 2004 20:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Hate to be the carwash employee who had to deal with that mess.

Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 23 April 2004 20:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm pretty sure that rhino photo has been doctored.

Nemo (JND), Friday, 23 April 2004 20:35 (twenty-one years ago)

who the fuck made that rhino pic

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 23 April 2004 20:36 (twenty-one years ago)

haha x-post!

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 23 April 2004 20:36 (twenty-one years ago)

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2004/WORLD/europe/04/22/amorous.rhino.reut/story.amorous.rhino.jpg

El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Friday, 23 April 2004 20:38 (twenty-one years ago)

He's horny.

Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 23 April 2004 20:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Someone should replace the car with Barry in that picture.

El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Friday, 23 April 2004 20:44 (twenty-one years ago)

But it's so sweet and pure the way it is. And the wording of Jeanne's link just makes me think of "An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig."

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 23 April 2004 22:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I love this quote from one of the above articles:

"We don't get this back home," said tourist Elise Gaillard, 21, of Adelaide, Australia. "Crazy Americans."

Yeah, Adelaide, we're not crazy, we just have serial killers who chop people up and store them in bank vaults. Totally normal.

Trayce (trayce), Friday, 23 April 2004 23:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey, we got those too! Don't sell America short!

sLeeeter kinney (Leee), Friday, 23 April 2004 23:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I am very disappointed that this isn't an Eddie Izzard thread, though of course it's not too late.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Saturday, 24 April 2004 23:35 (twenty-one years ago)

renault! those saucy little french cars!

teeny (teeny), Sunday, 25 April 2004 00:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Le sange c'est dans l'arbre.

Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Sunday, 25 April 2004 07:20 (twenty-one years ago)


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