What R being the point to: Jarvis Cockers underpants

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If u R believing songs, he r always upto rudeness! he is never wearing them! (hemhem X infinity)

― I r POSTING FRENZY!, Monday, 29 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I R thinking, How? with those specs! they R surgically joined to cocker face!

― I R ?, Monday, 29 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Suddenly and without warning, one might be wishing there were an easy way to type the act of slightly raising one eyebrow and backing slowly away whilst saying "okaaay" to oneself.

― Kim, Monday, 29 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I want to know how to spell the word that "I dunno" turns into when it is said without opening the mouth.

― rainy, Monday, 29 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

To prevent his testicles chafing on the seam of his tight-fitting corduroy strides?

You asked.

― Graham, Monday, 29 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

On careful reflection Rainy, it's close enough to "Wn y thm", the Welsh for "I don't know".

― Graham, Monday, 29 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hold on a second, Jarvis Cocker has pointy underpants? This I must see.

― Kim, Monday, 29 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It came out as "mmnnhmm" here.

― Maria, Monday, 29 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

How can you concentrate on his lyrics with the beautiful cordury pants gyrating at you?

brrrrr

― Menelaus Darcy, Monday, 29 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i don't know what the point ot jarvis' underpants is either, i mean hello, as if he is out of my bed for long enuff to put some on.

― di, Monday, 29 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Di, you filthy lecherous woman.

I figured the point of his underwear was to constrict and hopefully prevent hell spawn generating

― Menelaus Darcy, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

lucky for you i don't breed then ain't it. lucky also for you that his sperm count is remarkably low