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I apologise for my brother's conduct this evening, he's after a place on the statscock, you see.

― DG, Monday, 29 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

But of course.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 29 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

asking questions doesnt even show up in the statscock

― Mike Hanle y, Monday, 29 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You'll never beat me fatnick Mwa ha ha ha ha

(somehow I think I may have to eat my words, but what the hell, I can just blame my sloth on my rousing rl existence)

― Menelaus Darcy, Monday, 29 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

hey fatnick, lets try to conquer the stats cock together! we could be king and queen.

how are you going on the stats cock, mene? i think i am nearing 500 posts. am i a godess or what?

― di, Monday, 29 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Di, I think you are experiencing delusions of grandeur. Just because you have more messages than me, but rest assured I WILL be the high priestess of the throbbing stats manhood

― Menelaus Darcy, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

oh woman i already have 500 posts. you don't have a show

― di, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

― Menelaus Darcy, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

that was sulking, now this is a

(bitch slap)

― Menelaus Darcy, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

ooooh that turned me on

― di, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I am not going to be embroiled in a sado masochistic online lesbian relationship with you Lady Die, that would titillate and (probably) horrify many, but I can't run the risk of making people happy.

However you know where I live

― Menelaus Darcy, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

menelaus your name rhymes with Dr. Zaius

― di, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

that was cos i'm drunk and couldn't really think of anything witty to say

― di, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

shamola

― Menelaus Darcy, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

However just remember in your time of trial that Jesus loves and cares for you

― Menelaus Darcy, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

validated by jesus. maybe i should get that tattooed on my forehead, like that guy from milton who got "i love fish and chips" tattoooed on his forehead.

― di, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

or kaos, kill all over stayers

― Menelaus Darcy, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

oh menelaus, (vapid giggle), you are SUCH a funny cunt.

― di, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Thats what mentos do for a person, or should we blame it on Cossack? (did anyone outside of NZ have that ad?)

― Menelaus Darcy, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

neither. its the lynx effect

― di, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

oh, thats why I kept dropping things, in the hope that you would pick them up and I could get a good snort.

― Menelaus Darcy, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

no its cos i know that shits so nauseating that i figured it would keep you away. but what can i say, i guess i'm just too irresistable

― di, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

yes, the sweet smell of powder night at fuel.

Now how do I reply to that one frivilously without being offensive?

― Menelaus Darcy, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i'd like to see you try. bring it on, little girl

― di, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

No, I am not particularly interesting in being dragged into a mud slinging match, in my current mood I would not put in a very good showing.

another day perhaps. rest well warrior, you'll need it

― Menelaus Darcy, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

lets not fight menelaus. where is the love? think of the children.

― di, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I want to provide a stable and lovuing environment for our legion of love slaves, don't you di?

― Menelaus Darcy, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

hush, little ones. go to sleep.

― katie, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I can go to sleep now, I am on the stats cock, and tomorrow, I will consolidate my position. yes, yes, I must rest.

I might even try to be scintillating as well.

― Menelaus Darcy, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

go and bite the heads of cats will oyu!

― Geoff, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

we did try that in our role playing but its more of a stretch with new born infants.

― Menelaus Darcy, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)


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