grossly counter-intuitive bums

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― The Royal Anima, Wednesday, 28 April 2004 17:33 (twenty-two years ago)

clarify usage of "bums"

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 17:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Gladly.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 17:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Me: Yes, I'd like to order a gross of Lee's Counter-Intuitive Buns

Baker: They're bums.

Me: That's not very nice. I bet you don't even know them. What is that Baker's intuition?

Baker: Get outta here!

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 17:39 (twenty-two years ago)

'clarify usage of "bums"' bums as in bottoms, but if you want, bums could be widened to accomodate panhandlers

― The Royal Anima, Wednesday, 28 April 2004 17:40 (twenty-two years ago)

"Counter-intuitive" as describing someone's bottom?

Is that like when the crack is horizontal instead of vertical, or what?

― martin m. (mushrush), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 17:42 (twenty-two years ago)

The panhandlers will thank you.

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 17:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Curse you, Michael White, for jacking my joke.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 17:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Sorry. *cowers*

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 17:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Is this about arse-reading?

― de, Wednesday, 28 April 2004 17:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Turns page.

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 17:49 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, I'm not familiar w/'counter-intuitive' in this context, but if we're lucky upper-decking will ensue

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 17:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Is that like when the crack is horizontal instead of vertical, or what?

Why won't you ever let the bums sleep? Man, that's cold.

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 17:54 (twenty-two years ago)

bum a cigarette; bum a fag. two different meanings for bum, but they make a kind of circle.

― Th Royal Anima, Wednesday, 28 April 2004 17:56 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread is stupid.

― martin m. (mushrush), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 17:58 (twenty-two years ago)

We're doing our best.

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 18:00 (twenty-two years ago)

It's not your fault. Polishing a turd, etc...

― martin m. (mushrush), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 18:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I agree, it is stupid.

What's on telly?

― The Royal Anima, Wednesday, 28 April 2004 18:01 (twenty-two years ago)

*Plants headstone over newborn thread's grave.*

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 18:19 (twenty-two years ago)

was the royal anima the subject of a royal enema hence this thread?

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 18:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't believe you went there steve. I saw that, went naw, can't do it, but you, went right for it, de-interring this baby to make colonic irrigation jokes. Hey, whatever.

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 18:59 (twenty-two years ago)

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