I'm just sitting here watching Fox News and recovering with a scotch in my hand, and....

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thinking about that hilarious quote from the Nancy Reagan thread...

(this is where you find alternate ways to complete the above sentence)

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 30 April 2004 17:03 (twenty-one years ago)

goddamn is Anne Coulter hot!

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 30 April 2004 17:05 (twenty-one years ago)

alternately it could end:

...my dick in the other, and goddamn is Bill O'Reilly hot!

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 30 April 2004 17:06 (twenty-one years ago)

lock thread.

― dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 30 April 2004 17:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I was gonna say pretty much the same thing.
xpost

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Friday, 30 April 2004 17:06 (twenty-one years ago)

hstencil I hate you (and so does my poor abused imagination)

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 30 April 2004 17:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm just sitting here watching Fox News and recovering with a scotch in my hand, and....boy am I sore.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 30 April 2004 17:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm just sitting here watching Fox News and recovering with a scotch in my hand, and...fondling my balls in a fair and balanced manner.

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Friday, 30 April 2004 17:08 (twenty-one years ago)

*dies laughing* I am glad to see this thread existing.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 30 April 2004 17:11 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.whitehouse.org/news/2002/082002.asp

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 30 April 2004 17:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm just sitting here watching Fox News and recovering with a scotch in my hand, and.... a pistol in the other, pointed at the back of my mouth.

― dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 30 April 2004 17:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm just sitting here watching Fox News and recovering with a scotch in my hand, and/going through my emails deletin all the spams/when all of a sudden/I hear a thumpin and a thuddin/see that nigga o'reilly fuckin the shit out of that ann coulter bitch/he's like "shout it out" ann, she's like "i suck the dicks of the rich/ass WASP christian coalition broadcast audience niche"/o'reilly's like "feel that? that's the fuckin NO SPIN ZONE/now come on ya scrawny ho I'm gonna BURY THAT BONE"/what the fuck?/what am I looking at, this is gotta be a mistake, but it seems like there's more yo/I was watching Fox News suddenly it's RIGHT WING P0RN0/

― omg lol wtf teh nza (nickalicious), Friday, 30 April 2004 17:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm just sitting here watching Fox News and recovering with a scotch in my hand, and....now I feel dirty.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 30 April 2004 17:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm just sitting here watching Fox News and recovering with scotch tape binding my hands and feet and a ball gag and a gimp mask and I'm tellin' youse, ANN COULTER IS A MAN! Ssssh. S/he is coming back. *whimper*

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 30 April 2004 18:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I’m just sittin’ here
I aint drinkin' much besides scotch
I’m lookin’ into space while Fox News plays
I watch quite a lot

http://www.yegor.com/Music/DizeeRascal.jpg

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 30 April 2004 18:11 (twenty-one years ago)

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