John Carpenter's "The Thing"

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Is it the last of John Carpenter's good films, or the first of his bad ones?

I saw it for the first time last night, and while I basically enjoyed it I thought it could have done without the showiness of the icky special effects - the whole point of the thing ought to paranoia and not knowing who you're friends are, but instead it became a bit too much of an exercise in gore.

Still, a fundamentally good film. The scene where everyone is tied to their chairs is a classic.

DV, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I think it's one of his few good films, and the special effects kind of freak me out, as opposed to just amuse me, which is really saying something.

Sean, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

All his films are pretty rubbishy, but at least his early ones are entertaining. 'The Thing' probably being the most entertaining and very quotable. The DVD is spendid.
What's 'Ghosts of Mars' like? It can't be as crap as 'Vampires'.

DavidM, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

THEY LIVE! is the best.

fritz, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of ass.

Brian MacDonald, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Now reverse 'chew' and 'kick' in that statement.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Best line in any Carpenter movie comes from Assualt on Precinct 13:
"I've got a plan, it's called 'save ass'. We climb through this window, and we run like bastards"
i try and use it in everyday life as much as possible.

DavidM, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Assault on Precinct 13 RoXor.

Actually, all Carpenter films from before "The Thing" RoXor. At least the ones I've seen.

But "They Live" - well, I don't know. Great premise (if an old SF trope - anyone else read 'The Happy Pills' by er someone), but it is marred by not really knowing what to do with it. Doesn't it all turn into a dull action film by the end? Also, that "Put on the glasses!"/"I ain't puttin' on no stupid glasses" fight is incredibly annoying and goes on for about a third of the film.

The Dirty Vicar, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

but 'they live' had rowdy roddy piper in it and that will always make it a classic.

keith, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The Thing = utter genius. Kurt Russell in cool beard shocker. Spider- head followed by "You've got to be fockin kiddin me?" line one of the great scene's in cinematic history.

Also underrated Carpenter: Prince of Darkness, the ending still creeps me out after all these years.

Omar, Thursday, 1 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

And another thing: how many Antartic non-military bases have a rack full of automatic weapons and a few flame throwers lying around?

DV, Thursday, 1 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Prince of Darkness is the one sampled on endtroducing, no?

Alan Trewartha, Thursday, 1 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Yes, you're correct. Although the exact sample eludes me at the moment.

Omar, Thursday, 1 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The original: spookee and classic. The lego version on ifilm: very boring and bad indeed.

Nicole, Thursday, 1 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

seven years pass...

watched this last night for the first time since original release (!)
wilford brimley w/o mustache was more disturbing than grossout fx
gotta be the best carpenter, so bleak yet often funny

velko, Saturday, 22 November 2008 23:58 (sixteen years ago)

I agree it is totally amazing

The first ever episode of Slug of Time covered the story it's based on, "Who Goes There"

http://freakytrigger.co.uk/slugoftime (that's me reading it at the beginning)

I love this movie so much I bought the video game for three quid from a street vendor, got it home, and the disc inside was G-Police Disc 2 for Playstation 1, published in 1996!! So furious. I went THAT DAY to a game shop and bought in for like five. (They wouldn't take my G-Police Disc 2 for love or money.)

Got it home - terrible

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 23 November 2008 02:38 (sixteen years ago)

Great movie.

ian, Sunday, 23 November 2008 02:40 (sixteen years ago)

"You gotta be fucking kidding..."

the head werewolf's girlfriend (latebloomer), Sunday, 23 November 2008 02:58 (sixteen years ago)

so classic

the head werewolf's girlfriend (latebloomer), Sunday, 23 November 2008 02:58 (sixteen years ago)

"You gotta be fucking kidding..."

haha Russells commentary on this part is fantastic, just laughs his head off.

Ant Attack.. (Ste), Sunday, 23 November 2008 10:15 (sixteen years ago)

Very good for atmosphere. More movies should be done in Antarctica. The soundtracks (Morriconne's and Carpenter's ) are equally good.

Vision, Sunday, 23 November 2008 12:43 (sixteen years ago)

my suspicion is that Antarctica fell off as a locale for scifi around the same time movies started becoming huge business - SPACE had thoroughly replaced it.. for awhile though (i.e. Frankenstein, H.P. Lovecraft) it was the place to be for existential weirdness

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 23 November 2008 13:53 (sixteen years ago)

Doesn't Frankenstein end up in the Arctic, not the Antarctic? Very different places... one you get eaten by giant penguins and shoggoths, the other you get eaten by polar bears.

The Real Dirty Vicar, Sunday, 23 November 2008 17:28 (sixteen years ago)

i thought i might have already posted on this thread, but apparently not

anyway, years and years ago i bought a ticket to see john carpenter give a guardian lecture at the NFT. at the last minute carpenter had to cancel for some reason, so instead we were treated to a special advance screening of his new movie, which was just about to be released in america - the thing. as you can imagine the audience, unprepared for the effects and only familiar with the hawks original, totally totally FREAKED - i've never seen another film which had the same shock effect on viewers, so it holds a special place in my heart to this day

Ward Fowler, Sunday, 23 November 2008 17:40 (sixteen years ago)

DV you're right of course! Antarctica would have been a touch more difficult to get to.

That must have been amazing, Ward

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 23 November 2008 23:58 (sixteen years ago)

i am totally in favor of more weird creepy movies being set at the poles.

hyperspace situation (gbx), Monday, 24 November 2008 01:48 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.roumazeilles.net/news/en/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/santaclausconquersmartians.jpg

Ned Raggett, Monday, 24 November 2008 01:54 (sixteen years ago)

six months pass...

Man this is a great drinking movie. You get to indulge vicariously through Kurt Russel, plus as you get drunker, more characters die (making things easy to follow for yer soused brain). Finally it's just two bros passing the J&B around the campfire (cause their camp is on fire haha). Then you pass out.

the 22 daughters of lena hyena, lower slobbovia's ugliest woman, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 00:39 (sixteen years ago)

"I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but when you find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH!"

henry s, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 01:16 (sixteen years ago)

anyway, years and years ago i bought a ticket to see john carpenter give a guardian lecture at the NFT. at the last minute carpenter had to cancel for some reason, so instead we were treated to a special advance screening of his new movie, which was just about to be released in america - the thing. as you can imagine the audience, unprepared for the effects and only familiar with the hawks original, totally totally FREAKED - i've never seen another film which had the same shock effect on viewers, so it holds a special place in my heart to this day

^
this is so awesome and the ideal way to see a movie like this

Vokuhila (latebloomer), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 03:04 (sixteen years ago)

Every time I hear about Sarah Palin shooting wolves I think of the first scene of this movie.

cant go with u too many alfbrees (Abbott), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 03:08 (sixteen years ago)

Haha, me too!

Nhex, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 03:18 (sixteen years ago)

i wonder if she tries to chase after them on foot speaking in gibberish language too

blair underwood: "man up" (omar little), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 03:32 (sixteen years ago)

while lobbing hand grenades w/ extremely bad aim

the 22 daughters of lena hyena, lower slobbovia's ugliest woman, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 03:59 (sixteen years ago)

wld pay to watch that

cant go with u too many alfbrees (Abbott), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 04:27 (sixteen years ago)

So which one of those dudes was the thing anyway?

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 06:15 (sixteen years ago)

i wonder if she tries to chase after them on foot speaking in gibberish language too

It's Norwegian, not gibberish!

Tuomas, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 07:47 (sixteen years ago)

I always liked this point (via Big Dead Place):

At the film's commencement, a helicopter zooms by at 150 mph, 50 feet off of the ground, all the while trying to shoot a dog running across the landscape. I suppose to hover and kill outright the creature which threatens all of humanity is unsporting.

Bill A, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 08:41 (sixteen years ago)

"Hey Sweden!"

Ant Attack.. (Ste), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 09:44 (sixteen years ago)

three years pass...

Saw this for the first time tonight. Thought it was gross (duh) and mostly tedious--last shot was good, and the couch line was funny.

clemenza, Thursday, 1 November 2012 03:58 (twelve years ago)

Get high next time.

Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Thursday, 1 November 2012 04:25 (twelve years ago)

I was flying on ecstasy and model-airplane glue. Didn't help.

clemenza, Thursday, 1 November 2012 04:38 (twelve years ago)

My housemate is going as Kurt Russell's character in this to a weekend halloween party, funny that this got revived.

Una Stubbs' Tears (Trayce), Thursday, 1 November 2012 04:53 (twelve years ago)

u mad, clemenza

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 1 November 2012 09:03 (twelve years ago)

u mad http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-9u6oelnN7oo/TqcDPdVtYiI/AAAAAAAAAjQ/j0eSuaIeenI/s1600/the+thing+dog.jpg

Ward Fowler, Thursday, 1 November 2012 10:12 (twelve years ago)

lol

turds (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 1 November 2012 13:00 (twelve years ago)

watched it last night, my gf had never seen it, we were not bored (though she almost didn't make it past the dog kennel scene).

where's the thread with mark s basically writing a thesis about this movie?

have a sandwich or ice cream sandwich (Jordan), Thursday, 1 November 2012 13:44 (twelve years ago)

ah: The Thing

have a sandwich or ice cream sandwich (Jordan), Thursday, 1 November 2012 13:45 (twelve years ago)

or hear mark s speak about it here w/me and starry sarah:

http://freakytrigger.co.uk/slugoftime-podcast/2008/04/a-bite-of-stars-a-slug-of-time-and-thou-episode-1/

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 1 November 2012 13:46 (twelve years ago)

whoa, sweet

turds (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 1 November 2012 15:20 (twelve years ago)

two years pass...

http://posterposse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/The-Thing-LD.jpg

MaresNest, Saturday, 13 December 2014 12:43 (ten years ago)

four years pass...

Hollywood Boulevard, 1982

Ward Fowler, Thursday, 5 September 2019 13:12 (six years ago)

what wet-fish kind of a thread is this?

mark s, Thursday, 5 September 2019 13:29 (six years ago)

It is the first ILX thread to be started on John Carpenter's The Thing, seventeen years ago

Ward Fowler, Thursday, 5 September 2019 13:45 (six years ago)

the flabby prequel in my unbiased opinion :)

mark s, Thursday, 5 September 2019 13:48 (six years ago)

That picture has me imagining an alternate world where The Thing was instead titled Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid (it's the only way to identify survivors of the Thing's assimilative rampage, you see).

Time to Make a Pizza Pact! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 5 September 2019 14:00 (six years ago)

give this thread a blood test, it's an impostor

Brad C., Thursday, 5 September 2019 14:11 (six years ago)

*copper wiring squeaks on glass*

mark s, Thursday, 5 September 2019 14:13 (six years ago)

thread writhes up out of its seat and starts metamorphosing into another thread.

Fizzles, Thursday, 5 September 2019 14:43 (six years ago)

This previously unreleased Buckley/Lucas song, No One Can Find You Here, is spectacular. On Spotify now, from a forthcoming album by Gary Lucas and an Italian JB soundalike. Maybe I need to dig into Gary Lucas' catalogue.

Fizzles, Thursday, 5 September 2019 14:43 (six years ago)

If Fizzles' post goes into cardiac arrest, DNR.

Time to Make a Pizza Pact! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 5 September 2019 14:53 (six years ago)


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