Girls don't like boys girls like cars and money: Discuss

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Were Good Charlotte right? Or is this the equivalent of saying, "guys don'tlike girls, guys like shagging and beer"?

― CRW (CRW), Saturday, 1 May 2004 16:54 (twenty years ago) link

..................#

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Saturday, 1 May 2004 17:01 (twenty years ago) link

And cats only want you to feed them.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Saturday, 1 May 2004 17:01 (twenty years ago) link

it's the equivalent of saying "I, CRW, am an asshole and an idiot"

― g--ff (gcannon), Saturday, 1 May 2004 17:04 (twenty years ago) link

Not quite, because that is true. And the above...is not.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Saturday, 1 May 2004 17:05 (twenty years ago) link

Even tho you've never met me butt muncher?

― CRW (CRW), Saturday, 1 May 2004 17:08 (twenty years ago) link

i can't parse the above

xpost

― g--ff (gcannon), Saturday, 1 May 2004 17:09 (twenty years ago) link

yes

― g--ff (gcannon), Saturday, 1 May 2004 17:09 (twenty years ago) link

Cats only do want you to feed them. Loveable critters tho.

― CRW (CRW), Saturday, 1 May 2004 17:10 (twenty years ago) link

Actually, I have met yer butt muncher. He was charming, though a bit distant. Probably thinking about all the butts he could munch.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Saturday, 1 May 2004 17:11 (twenty years ago) link

I like shagging and beer but they're both terrible on my stomach.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Saturday, 1 May 2004 17:13 (twenty years ago) link

oh! i get it now. i just woke up.

er functional equivalent, then.

xpost ? my memory must be worse than even i know it to be.

― g--ff (gcannon), Saturday, 1 May 2004 17:13 (twenty years ago) link

I've just decided. I need to be proclaimed the most juvenile person on earth at least once before I die. I won't settle for anything else.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Saturday, 1 May 2004 17:14 (twenty years ago) link

oh, and...bum bum bum

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Saturday, 1 May 2004 17:14 (twenty years ago) link

As a girl, gotta tell you: we only like money that's ours. (We don't borrow it from anyone or spend the sugardaddies'; we prefer to earn it ourselves). As for cars, the faster, the better....bought and paid for.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Saturday, 1 May 2004 17:15 (twenty years ago) link

Cats also like you to comb them. Ours does, anyway.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Saturday, 1 May 2004 17:16 (twenty years ago) link

There's nothing sexier than a nice big downpayment.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Saturday, 1 May 2004 17:16 (twenty years ago) link

Adam, you are the most juvenile person on earth. Fuck's sake.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Saturday, 1 May 2004 17:16 (twenty years ago) link

OK, Nichole - Does anyone else want to disprove this theory?

― CRW (CRW), Saturday, 1 May 2004 17:17 (twenty years ago) link

dude, this "girls like money and cars" is more boring then offensive. you are slipping

― bnw (bnw), Saturday, 1 May 2004 17:17 (twenty years ago) link

CRW, they just like cars and money more than they like you.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Saturday, 1 May 2004 17:17 (twenty years ago) link

What Would Jarvis Cocker Do?

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Saturday, 1 May 2004 17:18 (twenty years ago) link

Not true! I've known lots of girls where the above is true.

― CRW (CRW), Saturday, 1 May 2004 17:18 (twenty years ago) link

Good Charlotte don't speak to me. What relevance have they to a life like mine?

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Saturday, 1 May 2004 17:19 (twenty years ago) link

I don't own a car and I don't earn much money, but I have no problem with girls.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Saturday, 1 May 2004 17:20 (twenty years ago) link

Some of my best friends are girls...

― CRoooooooooW! (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 1 May 2004 17:20 (twenty years ago) link

Calum doesn't speak to me. What relevance does he have to my life?

― ..., Saturday, 1 May 2004 17:21 (twenty years ago) link

And this one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Saturday, 1 May 2004 17:22 (twenty years ago) link

Is that cos you're just too cool Nick?

― CRW (CRW), Saturday, 1 May 2004 17:22 (twenty years ago) link

No, kitty, this is my pot pie.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Saturday, 1 May 2004 17:24 (twenty years ago) link

You know, this wasn't started as a serious thread. Surely you guys could see that before even attempting a rational answer to a ridiculour question?

― CRW (CRW), Saturday, 1 May 2004 17:52 (twenty years ago) link

Obviourly.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 1 May 2004 17:53 (twenty years ago) link

Even tho you've never met me butt muncher?

I like how this post is phrased. It suggests that were one to meet the poster, their suspicions might be confirmed, but that because they have never met, the suspicion is unconfirmable. The logic is quite sound. But also revealing.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 1 May 2004 18:15 (twenty years ago) link

Girls Who Like Boys To Be Girls Who Dig Girls Who Dig Boys Like Their Girls: Discuss

― don (don), Saturday, 1 May 2004 19:06 (twenty years ago) link

You found a Blur C-side, Don.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Saturday, 1 May 2004 19:12 (twenty years ago) link

with blur, everything is a c-side

― don (don), Saturday, 1 May 2004 19:16 (twenty years ago) link

this won't do

― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 1 May 2004 19:18 (twenty years ago) link

The programme on Sky One, called "Secrets of the Sex Gods" seems to indicate that many, many girls like cars and money.

― CRW (CRW), Saturday, 1 May 2004 23:03 (twenty years ago) link

you have won this argument, then, clearly.

― g--ff (gcannon), Saturday, 1 May 2004 23:08 (twenty years ago) link

i can't believe i just read this thread. i seriously need to rethink my life.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 1 May 2004 23:09 (twenty years ago) link

And lapdancers probably only like cars and money.

― CRW (CRW), Saturday, 1 May 2004 23:11 (twenty years ago) link

you've already won, i said.

― g--ff (gcannon), Saturday, 1 May 2004 23:14 (twenty years ago) link

He's just showboating now.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 1 May 2004 23:16 (twenty years ago) link

Dude, don't you have to feed your butt-muncher?

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 1 May 2004 23:17 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.angelfire.com/punk2/goodcharlottesweb/wrongfingerbenji.jpg

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 1 May 2004 23:20 (twenty years ago) link

That's not even the right finger!

― Prude (Prude), Saturday, 1 May 2004 23:22 (twenty years ago) link

nichole OTM about money. my own money is the most satisfactory. i don't like my car much right now as she has a flat battery, but most of the time she is THE ROCKMOBILE. i don't like all boys, but my male friends are pretty damn swell.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Saturday, 1 May 2004 23:24 (twenty years ago) link

Thanks to this thread all I've done at work is want to go home and listen to my Good Charlotte CD.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 1 May 2004 23:32 (twenty years ago) link

This song is so obviously a case of projection. I don't think you can ALWAYS say that the thing someone criticises other people for is their own worst flaw/major insecurity but SOMETIMES you can and in this case ...

Compare also: people who are really hung up about honesty. There's always some twist to that hobbyhorse.

― . (...), Sunday, 2 May 2004 01:10 (twenty years ago) link

Girls also like to be combed.

― Huck, Sunday, 2 May 2004 01:18 (twenty years ago) link

Cars only like money with women.

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 2 May 2004 01:33 (twenty years ago) link

Boys like money but only with cars and women. And burritos. With beans and cheese.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Sunday, 2 May 2004 01:37 (twenty years ago) link

beans and cheese

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Sunday, 2 May 2004 01:37 (twenty years ago) link

Women be venal like this.

― omg, Sunday, 2 May 2004 01:38 (twenty years ago) link

To be serious for a nanosecond, Calums logic is flawed. How can girls like guys with cars when as a general rule gurls dont like cars?

BEANS. etc.

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 2 May 2004 01:55 (twenty years ago) link

Shit you're right! Right that's it, I don't know about everyone else but I'm not taking Calum's sophistry seriously anymore ;-)

― de, Sunday, 2 May 2004 02:03 (twenty years ago) link

Hey, that's true. Maybe the meaning is: girls don't like [girl's boys [who are] like cars] and money. EG this is a statement of two things that girls DON'T like.

― . (...), Sunday, 2 May 2004 04:19 (twenty years ago) link

I mean i.e., not e.g.!

― . (...), Sunday, 2 May 2004 04:19 (twenty years ago) link

Oh and I meant 'boy's girls'. I did get a C in stage one logic - not like Good Charlotte, who were in my class and invariably outsmarted the lecturer with their spurious sentences.

― . (...), Sunday, 2 May 2004 04:23 (twenty years ago) link

Good Charlotte was also in my Philo 100 class where they spuriously usurped the prof's authority by declaring, "You can't prove that God exists, and I don't have to prove that he doesn't so I win!"
To which the dear old prof replied, "Dude, we're talking about Plato here."

― Huck, Sunday, 2 May 2004 04:36 (twenty years ago) link

I'm not sure girls care about cars either. Wouldn't a better one be:

"Girls quite like boys, but prefer boys who give them expensive holidays and gifts and have lots of money"?

That's a bit more realistic isn't it?

― CRW (CRW), Sunday, 2 May 2004 12:31 (twenty years ago) link

i care about cars! especially old british ones.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Sunday, 2 May 2004 22:47 (twenty years ago) link

i dont care if the guy i went out with was poor.

― CAss (CAss), Sunday, 2 May 2004 22:48 (twenty years ago) link

As long as his cock is like a baby's arm with an apple in it's hand.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Sunday, 2 May 2004 22:51 (twenty years ago) link

Now that's the sort of girl I never meet.

― CRW (CRW), Sunday, 2 May 2004 22:53 (twenty years ago) link

That's not a x-post

― omg, Sunday, 2 May 2004 22:56 (twenty years ago) link

Girls don't have cocks, Calum. At least not all of them.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Sunday, 2 May 2004 23:01 (twenty years ago) link

three years pass...

This is a pretty weak thread

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 6 July 2007 08:45 (seventeen years ago) link

can't remember the song this is reffing. that's a good thing.

― That one guy that quit, Friday, 6 July 2007 09:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Girls don't like boys, girls like community theatre

― Matt, Friday, 6 July 2007 09:16 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost Dude, it's an AWESOME song.

The guy must like skinny girls cause he impregnated Nicole Richie.

― nathalie, Friday, 6 July 2007 09:20 (seventeen years ago) link

I hope he knows she won't remain skinny now :-/

― StanM, Friday, 6 July 2007 10:11 (seventeen years ago) link

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