why are boys stupid?

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So last night I met a guy at a club. I was with my sister and he was visiting one of his friends from out of town. (he lives about an hour away) We left the club and went to a more low-key bar and chatted for about 3 hours! He ditched his friend he came to see, which i felt bad for for about a second :), and spend the early morning hours getting to know a perfect stranger. He was VERY shy, and was convinced that if he called me today I wouldn't even remember him..which was totally false. So I told him I would give him a call. He looked glad that I offered and after that he walked me home. He never tried anything..complete gentleman. A nice smooch before we parted and I was left grinning from ear to ear. So anyway...the point. I called him at like noon today...and he didn't answer and I still haven't heard...it's 8:00pm. So am I freaking out?? Or was the night not as successful as I had thought? What is this boy thinking and is he ever going to call??

― Heidi L., Sunday, 2 May 2004 22:59 (twenty-one years ago)

If he was shy then he's probably just petrified, love. Either that or he lost his phone down a whore's bra.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Sunday, 2 May 2004 23:02 (twenty-one years ago)

whatever.

― CAss (CAss), Sunday, 2 May 2004 23:04 (twenty-one years ago)

He probably got hit by a car. Start wearing black.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 2 May 2004 23:05 (twenty-one years ago)

listen.. he probably didnt like you but was too shy to tell you to your face. so get over it

― CAss (CAss), Sunday, 2 May 2004 23:10 (twenty-one years ago)

A boy does not spend 3 hours talking to a girl if he dopens't want to fuck her.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Sunday, 2 May 2004 23:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe he was busy. Can you leave him a message?

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 2 May 2004 23:13 (twenty-one years ago)

yeh ok maybe he wanted to fuk her but when he realised that at the end of the night all he got was a kiss, and hes shy then hes probably saying forget it.

― CAss (CAss), Sunday, 2 May 2004 23:14 (twenty-one years ago)

um, or maybe he's been busy?

― mark p (Mark P), Sunday, 2 May 2004 23:16 (twenty-one years ago)

My initial cynicism was only joking. He probably is just nervous. If you have his number, Heidi, call him.

Cass how did you get so cynical?

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Sunday, 2 May 2004 23:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Why am I even typing?

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Sunday, 2 May 2004 23:17 (twenty-one years ago)

talks for three hours + very shy + perfcet gentleman = hes gay. sorry.

― :|, Sunday, 2 May 2004 23:18 (twenty-one years ago)

the only reason ive become so cynical is because most of the other people here are. whatever i say , someone has something negative, or bitchy, or pointlessly supid to say about it. and it pisses me off

― CAss (CAss), Sunday, 2 May 2004 23:20 (twenty-one years ago)

the only reason people here are being bitchy is because they

― mark p (Mark P), Sunday, 2 May 2004 23:21 (twenty-one years ago)

don't like Mondays.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 2 May 2004 23:22 (twenty-one years ago)

and also because of the

― mark p (Mark P), Sunday, 2 May 2004 23:22 (twenty-one years ago)

i hate women.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Sunday, 2 May 2004 23:23 (twenty-one years ago)

no mark, it's because she

― Kim (Kim), Sunday, 2 May 2004 23:23 (twenty-one years ago)

leaks.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 2 May 2004 23:23 (twenty-one years ago)

whatever. im not usually a bitchy person but this site seems to bring that side of me out
ian what a STUPID STUPID STUPID thing to say. gay

― CAss (CAss), Sunday, 2 May 2004 23:24 (twenty-one years ago)

If he hates women he probably is gay.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 2 May 2004 23:24 (twenty-one years ago)

no cass don't get mad! seriously you just need to

― mark p (Mark P), Sunday, 2 May 2004 23:24 (twenty-one years ago)

open a turnip farm.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 2 May 2004 23:25 (twenty-one years ago)

mark im not getting mad but im gonna ignore you if you continue not finishing your sentences. cause its annoying

― CAss (CAss), Sunday, 2 May 2004 23:26 (twenty-one years ago)

no no don't do that! you're my favourite new poster by far it's just that sometimes on this board things can get a little

― mark p (Mark P), Sunday, 2 May 2004 23:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Wanked.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Sunday, 2 May 2004 23:27 (twenty-one years ago)

boring?

― CAss (CAss), Sunday, 2 May 2004 23:28 (twenty-one years ago)

spastic.

― :|, Sunday, 2 May 2004 23:28 (twenty-one years ago)

LIKE THE CRACK OF THE WHIP I SNAP ATTACK

― mark p (Mark P), Sunday, 2 May 2004 23:29 (twenty-one years ago)

this is funnier than

― RJG (RJG), Sunday, 2 May 2004 23:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Heroin.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Sunday, 2 May 2004 23:30 (twenty-one years ago)

FRONT TO BACK

― mark p (Mark P), Sunday, 2 May 2004 23:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Why are we all still awake at this

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Sunday, 2 May 2004 23:30 (twenty-one years ago)

i have to wake up in 3 and a half hours to go to school

― CAss (CAss), Sunday, 2 May 2004 23:30 (twenty-one years ago)

IN THIS THING CALLED RAP

― mark p (Mark P), Sunday, 2 May 2004 23:30 (twenty-one years ago)

BEST THREAD

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 2 May 2004 23:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Boys don't like girls, boys like beer and wanking.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Sunday, 2 May 2004 23:32 (twenty-one years ago)

DIGGIN LIKE A SHOVEL RHYMES COMING

― mark p (Mark P), Sunday, 2 May 2004 23:32 (twenty-one years ago)

CAss (or perhaps it should be cASS) people are being bitchy towards you because you are an idiot.

Heidi, I think it's better said that love is stupid.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Sunday, 2 May 2004 23:33 (twenty-one years ago)

CAss (or perhaps it should be cASS)

see what she did there?

― mark p (Mark P), Sunday, 2 May 2004 23:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh she's not that much of an idiot, she dared to point out Momus isnt famous *ducks* ;)

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 2 May 2004 23:34 (twenty-one years ago)

ON A HEAVENLY LEVEL

― mark p (Mark P), Sunday, 2 May 2004 23:34 (twenty-one years ago)

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 2 May 2004 23:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Gold.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 2 May 2004 23:35 (twenty-one years ago)

wow how mature you are.... i didnt ask for an explanation and especially not from you as i dont particularly like you so in future just dont speak to me again cause it actually kind of pisses me off
. thanks now fuk off.
im not an idiot i just have a different opinion on things than you and if you cant accept that then think again whos being an ass.

― CAss (CAss), Sunday, 2 May 2004 23:35 (twenty-one years ago)

BANG THE BASS

― mark p (Mark P), Sunday, 2 May 2004 23:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Mark, I love you.

― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 2 May 2004 23:35 (twenty-one years ago)

AND TURN UP THE TREBLE

― mark p (Mark P), Sunday, 2 May 2004 23:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Wow, apparently this board became I Love Everything CAss Loves Otherwise STFU while I wasnt looking.

How

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 2 May 2004 23:36 (twenty-one years ago)

how did it become that ???

― CAss (CAss), Sunday, 2 May 2004 23:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Skipping 46 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

the male dating dialectic never ceases to amaze me, as if "wanting to get to know someone" and "wanting to fuck someone" are mutually exclusive!

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 3 May 2004 04:04 (twenty-one years ago)

in the biblical sense?

― A Nairn (moretap), Monday, 3 May 2004 04:05 (twenty-one years ago)

"beer drinking, masturbating, SEX-HAVERS in one corner, true gentlemen in the other"

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 3 May 2004 04:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I was (I'm serious here) brought up being told "you DO NOT ask the boy out, wait til he asks you". OK mum's a bit old fashioned, but give us girls a break, maybe a lot of them HAVE been told not to make the first move. Tho I daresay that's a rarity now a days.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 3 May 2004 04:09 (twenty-one years ago)

So the boy should assume the girl may like him even if she is not asking him out?

― A Nairn (moretap), Monday, 3 May 2004 04:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Well why not? Ive had to assume that of guys more than once :/

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 3 May 2004 04:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Personally, I've been getting to know someone for a month or so and we are good friends, but I am unsure if she likes me in the relationship sense, but I guess I'll assume she does and approach it like that.

― A Nairn (moretap), Monday, 3 May 2004 04:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Hrm, well now I see your point... sorry I didnt mean the other party being interested was the default thing to do.

Guys have to drag me off cave man style before I even grok they're interested, usually, so I'm probably not one to ask ;)

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 3 May 2004 04:18 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.keylimecafe.com/images/GAL_MOTM_2001/Wednesday/Caveman%20and%20Woman.JPG

― Dave M. (rotten03), Monday, 3 May 2004 04:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Me, yesterday. (not really)

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 3 May 2004 04:58 (twenty-one years ago)

"Dear Trisha,

I've liked this girl for five years now. We talk. Occasionally, at night, after a few drinks in the pub with friends, I'll walk her home and on the way we'll go and sit on the swings in the park and talk some more. About music and philosophy and photography and stars and such.

I think I love her, but she still wont ask me to fuck her brains out with my enormous nightcrawler. Does this mean she hates me? I hate being shy.

CRW"

Dear CRW,

Have you thought of asking her if she likes you in the same way or are you content just to talk and think about masturbating about her (you wouldn't want to spoil the romantic image of her by actually spilling hot love beads whilst sweatily clutching an old photograph of her in your left hand, eh?), you cockless, bloodless sap of a man? Otherwise, you know, she might think you're gay or just want to be friends or something.

I have it on quite good authority that she has a thing for blokes who work on building sites, anyway.

Love,

Trisha.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Monday, 3 May 2004 06:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Please tell me Trisha really calls people cockless blood saps. That'd make my day that would.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 3 May 2004 06:22 (twenty-one years ago)

err blodless saps, even. God. I am retarded today.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 3 May 2004 06:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Blodless?

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Monday, 3 May 2004 06:23 (twenty-one years ago)

*cries*

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 3 May 2004 06:27 (twenty-one years ago)

It has been a very long day.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 3 May 2004 06:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Nick you are really are a dickless wank stain aren't you?

― CRW (CRW), Monday, 3 May 2004 11:47 (twenty-one years ago)

better than being a stickless dank wain

― the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 3 May 2004 11:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I take offense to anyone who tries to tell me that I should transform myself into the sweaty, disrespectful morons who sleaze over bar wenches and hope to take someone home after the most basic of conversations. Utterly unnattractive, and the women who go for this approach do not appeal to me anyway.

― CRW (CRW), Monday, 3 May 2004 11:57 (twenty-one years ago)

― Jandek Is A Cowboy Killer, Monday, 3 May 2004 12:01 (twenty-one years ago)

that's me on the right

― the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 3 May 2004 12:03 (twenty-one years ago)

you look really

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 3 May 2004 12:21 (twenty-one years ago)

imagine if your wank stain contains a dick, i'd get totally freaked out.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 3 May 2004 12:22 (twenty-one years ago)

fuck her brains out with my enormous nightcrawler

I'm hoping this goes into the general parlance. I'm so proud!

― Skottie, Monday, 3 May 2004 12:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Calum, have you ever entertained the concept of the separation of art and artist? Also, do you believe in free will, or a pre-ordained fate / destiny? Do you believe in putting up with your lot, or going out forthrightly to seek and acquire new experiences and things which you desire? Also, have you ever laughed at someone else's misfortune?

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Monday, 3 May 2004 13:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Nick - do you urinate in your own mouth for pleasure, or just so that people outside the pub will find you mildly amusing and let you sit near them on a Saturday night when you would otherwise be at all whacking off over the underwear section of the Kay's catalogue?

― CRW (CRW), Monday, 3 May 2004 13:26 (twenty-one years ago)

You're not taking this seriously, I fear.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Monday, 3 May 2004 13:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I fear you like the taste of rabbit droppings.

― CRW (CRW), Monday, 3 May 2004 13:36 (twenty-one years ago)

are you like this, in real life, c-man?

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 3 May 2004 13:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I also like how you say this -

- and then start chucking around the unpleasantly thoughtless insults when asked a direct and serious question.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Monday, 3 May 2004 13:37 (twenty-one years ago)

RGB - well you could always find out.

― CRW (CRW), Monday, 3 May 2004 13:41 (twenty-one years ago)

someday.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 3 May 2004 13:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Nick proves that the answer to this thread is simply "because they are".

― CRW (CRW), Monday, 3 May 2004 14:57 (twenty-one years ago)

that's stupid

― oops (Oops), Monday, 3 May 2004 14:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Calum, you wouldn't hang around in real life with people who hate you, so why do you do it here?

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 3 May 2004 15:32 (twenty-one years ago)

don't understimate him, markelby.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 3 May 2004 15:33 (twenty-one years ago)

The point is even if CRW is hated here for being a moron sometimes, he presents a good respectable approach at ultimately finding someone to marry. The motives of taking it slow and really getting to know someone's heart and mind are out of a desire to spend lots of time with them, not out of a desire for a sensual relationship (It's threating the sex that may follow as just an added bonus to finding someone to love.) Some guys may be much more hedonistic and less conservative and want to meet girls to mess around with, but saying all are is stupid.

― A Nairn (moretap), Monday, 3 May 2004 15:49 (twenty-one years ago)

don't understimate him, markelby.

Mm.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 3 May 2004 16:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I consider myself a romantic. I consider Ned a jackass. Thanks.

― CRW (CRW), Monday, 3 May 2004 16:42 (twenty-one years ago)

That's the appeal, isn't it?

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Monday, 3 May 2004 16:43 (twenty-one years ago)

You're a very weird person, calum.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 3 May 2004 16:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Surely a romantic sees the good in everyone, you fetid next-day-chilli-fart?

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Monday, 3 May 2004 16:46 (twenty-one years ago)

very weird personA

― oops (Oops), Monday, 3 May 2004 16:46 (twenty-one years ago)

a veritable battle of the titans.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 3 May 2004 16:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Calum seems to be bigotted against guys who's first names start with "N", and so goes the following case study...

― NoNut Nitch (donut), Monday, 3 May 2004 19:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Well hasn't this thread proven itself.

― Neeefuse 73 (Leee), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 03:05 (twenty-one years ago)

OH SNAP

― Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 17:40 (twenty-one years ago)