Why Are Girls Stupid?

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Is it because they have no penis?

― Ally C (Ally C), Sunday, 2 May 2004 23:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes! Good work, nemesis.

― kirsten (kirsten), Sunday, 2 May 2004 23:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Girls have no penis? Since when?

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 2 May 2004 23:49 (twenty-one years ago)

well, some of them have no penis inside them _currently_, perhaps.

― Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Sunday, 2 May 2004 23:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Since then.

― Ally C (Ally C), Sunday, 2 May 2004 23:50 (twenty-one years ago)

some boys have no penis inside them_currently_ either.

― Kim (Kim), Sunday, 2 May 2004 23:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Boys have no penis? Since when?

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 2 May 2004 23:52 (twenty-one years ago)

How boring.

― kirsten (kirsten), Sunday, 2 May 2004 23:55 (twenty-one years ago)

because when they like you they knee you in the balls

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 2 May 2004 23:59 (twenty-one years ago)

They really like me.

― Ally C (Ally C), Sunday, 2 May 2004 23:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I only like you when you're dancing or making up songs or jokes or giving me wine.

― kirsten (kirsten), Monday, 3 May 2004 00:00 (twenty-one years ago)

ally c, you have fallen, please get up.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 3 May 2004 00:01 (twenty-one years ago)

girls who are round and green are pretty intelligent.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 3 May 2004 00:13 (twenty-one years ago)

What's going on? I am gay.

― Ally C (Ally C), Monday, 3 May 2004 00:13 (twenty-one years ago)

+ (e)
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― Ally C (Ally C), Monday, 3 May 2004 00:14 (twenty-one years ago)

is ken c talking about the earth?

― bnw (bnw), Monday, 3 May 2004 00:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Low- self esteem? Of course this applies to most, but not all and also to most guys, buy not all.

― Cacaman Flores, Monday, 3 May 2004 01:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Girls are very, very clever. The good looking ones realised early on that men are (and especially rich men) very, very gullible when it comes to sexy young ladies and such women got in there and did not ever have to work again after the age of 21. The bad looking ones grew up and became bitter because they wanted the life of the good looking ones. The bad looking ones became Andrea Dworkin and Catharine MacKinnon and said lots of nasty things, but the good looking ones didn't really care because their rich and famous husbands were 50 years older than them and likely to die any minute anyway.

Girls are anything but stupid. Pamela Anderson proved that.

― CRW (CRW), Monday, 3 May 2004 02:05 (twenty-one years ago)

imagine how you feel.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 3 May 2004 02:16 (twenty-one years ago)

wow, I never realized it was so simple. It was probably pretty foolish of me to go to school for so long when all I had to do was get married

― innercitykitty (innercitykitty), Monday, 3 May 2004 02:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm thinking of starting a self-help line of videos you know, so your praise for my advice is humbling.

― CRW (CRW), Monday, 3 May 2004 03:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Is anyone hearing an annoying buzzing? Did someone forget to shut the screen door when they were going outside? You've got to remember to do that sort of thing, people, especially at this time of year!

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Monday, 3 May 2004 05:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought ken was talking about apples.

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 3 May 2004 10:01 (twenty-one years ago)

my first thought was peas, but yeah.

― MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 3 May 2004 10:42 (twenty-one years ago)

man, i feel stupid

― bnw (bnw), Monday, 3 May 2004 13:17 (twenty-one years ago)

now i know:

http://home13.inet.tele.dk/gloerud/green_l.gif

― bnw (bnw), Monday, 3 May 2004 13:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Reading the thread where Kirsty stated that a guy called her "bitch/ whore/ who's your daddy?" etc, I would say the answer to this thread is simply "because they are".

― CRW (CRW), Monday, 3 May 2004 14:55 (twenty-one years ago)

and i was totally serious too.............

― Kirsty P., Monday, 3 May 2004 14:57 (twenty-one years ago)

girls who are round and green have peaness.

dumbasses

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 3 May 2004 20:04 (twenty-one years ago)

except markH is not a dumbass.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 3 May 2004 20:05 (twenty-one years ago)

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