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So I was horrible this past weekend...and I kinda sorta...OOPS with my friends ex. We've known each other for like 10 years and i was at the bar and blah blah blah...do i tell?? and if i should want to start dating this guy is that ok??

― Kirsty P., Monday, 3 May 2004 13:36 (twenty-one years ago)

well, you told me, so telling her should be a breeze.

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Monday, 3 May 2004 13:39 (twenty-one years ago)

After you tell her, kick her in the crotch and then shit on the back of her head. Then buy her flowers.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 May 2004 13:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Then piss on her granny.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Monday, 3 May 2004 13:40 (twenty-one years ago)

how long have they been broken up for?

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 3 May 2004 13:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Man, that's so fucking sleazy.

― CRW (CRW), Monday, 3 May 2004 13:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I admire your morals, c-man.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 3 May 2004 13:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Thansk dude, she'd be no friend of mine after that one.

― CRW (CRW), Monday, 3 May 2004 13:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey now! No need to judge. They broke up like 5 years ago...It was an early college thing. But still..I've known em both since high school and it just feels a little weird.

― Kirsty P., Monday, 3 May 2004 13:42 (twenty-one years ago)

5 years ago???!!! uh, i don't think she can have much cause for complaint.

― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Monday, 3 May 2004 13:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I admire your morals, kilian.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 3 May 2004 13:43 (twenty-one years ago)

While he was in the throes of ecstasy, did he call you by her name? If not, all clear!

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Monday, 3 May 2004 13:45 (twenty-one years ago)

(that's talmudic law)

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Monday, 3 May 2004 13:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Did he shit in your mouth?

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Monday, 3 May 2004 13:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Hmm...nope can't say there was any name screaming...ya know besides the obvious bitch, whore, daddy...ya know..
and and no...Sick!!!!!!!

― Kirsty P., Monday, 3 May 2004 13:46 (twenty-one years ago)

It's her ex, so who cares? I can't imagine giving a fuck.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 3 May 2004 13:47 (twenty-one years ago)

i mean, i'm guessing your friend has moved on and seen other people in the last 5 years. is this the case?

― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Monday, 3 May 2004 13:47 (twenty-one years ago)

As long as they're not Ross and Rachel, you're fine. Do the Joey thing: we blah blah blah, but we won't yadda yadda if you're not down with it.

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 3 May 2004 13:47 (twenty-one years ago)

He called you "daddy"? There may be more serious issues here, Kirsty.

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Monday, 3 May 2004 13:48 (twenty-one years ago)

If there was no coprophilia then that's OK in my book.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Monday, 3 May 2004 13:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Even calling girls 'daddy' is OK.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Monday, 3 May 2004 13:49 (twenty-one years ago)

The thread title is confusing. You didn't fuck her boyfriend. You fucked her ex-boyfriend. From 5 years ago. Who gives a hoot?

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Monday, 3 May 2004 13:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah she's dated other people...But that was her first boy who she ever really gave a shit about and he broke her heart..and i think she's still kinda bitter...
No Huckle..sorry to disappoint :)

― Kirsty P., Monday, 3 May 2004 13:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Did he call you "Al", at least?

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Monday, 3 May 2004 13:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Sure did!

― Kirsty P., Monday, 3 May 2004 13:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Huckle, if you call me... you can call me Al.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Monday, 3 May 2004 13:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Just don't call me late for dinner!

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Monday, 3 May 2004 13:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Then we whistled....

― Kirsty P., Monday, 3 May 2004 13:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Sounds like it's her problem.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 3 May 2004 13:54 (twenty-one years ago)

The key is to kill them slowly, with your hands, until all you can think about is how many more convulsions will make you happy.

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 3 May 2004 13:55 (twenty-one years ago)

You whistled? You mean that...uh, no, I will not go there, sister. I want to, but I don't want to go there with you. Not today.

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Monday, 3 May 2004 13:55 (twenty-one years ago)

"ex" is not the same thing as BF. I wouldn't feel bad about it but it might be a bad idea to start dating. If you really want to do so, discuss it with your friend but I would omit the fact that you've already slept with him.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Monday, 3 May 2004 13:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Sorry..no whistling..I guess I just got carried away...

― Kirsty P., Monday, 3 May 2004 13:59 (twenty-one years ago)

So, this guy, is he marrying material? You're not getting any younger, Kristy. I want to be a grandmother!

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Monday, 3 May 2004 14:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually he might be...Though children may not be a thought for a few years...I hate to keep you waiting...Have you considered adoption??

― Kirsty P., Monday, 3 May 2004 14:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, how I long for the pitter-patter of small feet, and those anglelic eyes! And they can call me "Nana" and I can call them "my precious little angels."
You're breaking me heart! I have so much grandmothering to do, Kirsty! SO MUCH.

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Monday, 3 May 2004 14:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Well..just because I am person with a big heart I was contemplating artificial insemination..in fact I'll go today and get that grandchild taken care of...Practive up on your cheek pinching skills...One will be here soon!

― Kirsty P., Monday, 3 May 2004 14:10 (twenty-one years ago)

if you had a big heart you would adopt, wouldn't you?

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Monday, 3 May 2004 14:11 (twenty-one years ago)

You have no idea how many women I've inspired toward artificial insemination.

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Monday, 3 May 2004 14:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Hmm...might that be a personal problem??

― Kirsty P., Monday, 3 May 2004 14:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Is it that I'm repulsive and no woman wants to carry my genes, or is it that I don't give up the Huckleberry juice so easy?

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Monday, 3 May 2004 14:18 (twenty-one years ago)

either way, I've just grossed myself out and I apologize to everyone who read the above post.

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Monday, 3 May 2004 14:18 (twenty-one years ago)

don't be silly!

― Aaron A., Monday, 3 May 2004 14:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm going with the huckleberry juice...you should share the love..I'm sure you've got plenty to go around.

― Kirsty P., Monday, 3 May 2004 14:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I've never seen my ILX name used as a euphemism. (please do not ever say to anyone "i kinda sorta OOPS fucked this guy...it just sorta happened" because that shit doesn't just OOPS happen. unless you were just walking around the supermarket and OOPS came upon a slippery spot on the floor and fell down and all your clothes came flying off and then he wasn't paying attention and tripped over you and was wearing loose jogging pants with no underwear and his penis accidentally lodged itself into your vagina and he tried to get it out but somehow it kept on going in repeatedly)

― oops (Oops), Monday, 3 May 2004 14:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Clearly the passion between Kirsty's trick and his ex-girlfriend are strong after five years. Perhaps a three-way is in order, reassembling all the old players. Let the guy decide once and for all which witch is which.

― Skottie, Monday, 3 May 2004 14:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Naturally, with Huck as the ref.

― Skottie, Monday, 3 May 2004 14:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Providing additional huckelberry juice should there be a shortage.

― Skottie, Monday, 3 May 2004 14:28 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.hometownfavorites.com/images/items/Large/hffa127.jpg

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Monday, 3 May 2004 14:36 (twenty-one years ago)

why do I continue to groos myself out???

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Monday, 3 May 2004 14:36 (twenty-one years ago)

"groos"

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Monday, 3 May 2004 14:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Aragones inna house!

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Monday, 3 May 2004 14:37 (twenty-one years ago)

http://imagiware.com/puzzle/images/groo.gif

(FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK xpost)

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 May 2004 14:38 (twenty-one years ago)

hmmm...a 3-way. i would have to decline. though i am rather curious to see the wonderful powers of huckleberry juice..

― Kirsty P., Monday, 3 May 2004 14:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, then, if no 3-way, would you consider a 4-way?

― Skottie, Monday, 3 May 2004 14:50 (twenty-one years ago)

How about an 8-way:

http://www.atmarkit.co.jp/news/200011/16/dell2.jpg

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 May 2004 14:51 (twenty-one years ago)

we're not talking about chili, are we?

― oops (Oops), Monday, 3 May 2004 14:52 (twenty-one years ago)

3-way...only if I'm a skyline
4-way...depends on the 4
8-way..that might just get messy

― Kirsty P., Monday, 3 May 2004 14:53 (twenty-one years ago)

might ???

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 3 May 2004 14:54 (twenty-one years ago)

We can talk about Chilli if you want.

http://www.mtv.com/shared/media/news/images/t/TLC/sq-tlc-chilli-cowboy-hat-20-pop-mtv.jpg

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Monday, 3 May 2004 14:58 (twenty-one years ago)

only if she takes that damn hat off.

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Monday, 3 May 2004 14:59 (twenty-one years ago)

ooooooh on the tlc tip

― oops (Oops), Monday, 3 May 2004 14:59 (twenty-one years ago)

There was a time she could have sold that hat, but now Liberace is dead.

― Skottie, Monday, 3 May 2004 15:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Chili's just not that attractive 0

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 3 May 2004 15:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Disturbingly on many levels, that photo looks like a female Usher.

― Barima (Barima), Monday, 3 May 2004 21:11 (twenty-one years ago)

GOT ME SCREAMIN NO, NO, NOOOOO NO, NO NO, NOOOOOOOO, NOO.

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 3 May 2004 21:16 (twenty-one years ago)

mama mia mama mia mama mia let me go

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 3 May 2004 21:24 (twenty-one years ago)

my my, how can i resist it?

― chrisco (chrisco), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 18:49 (twenty-one years ago)

three years pass...

BOOM I FUCKED YO BOYFRIEND

I FUCKED YA MAN

― chaki, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 09:21 (seventeen years ago)

Ka-Boom, you can keep'im, he ain't that gooda fuck anyway.

― nathalie, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 11:55 (seventeen years ago)

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