Defend The Indefensible : Gordon Ramsay

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The whole 'personality chef' thing is obv wretched, but this crater-faced, greasy, faux-jock creature is quite simply beyond contempt. So you played a little fit of fitba as a wee laddie, did you Gord? Who fucking cares? All I know is it's a miracle that a sous-chef hasn't paused while finishing the creme brulee and turned to shove the blow-torch up his fat complacent arse. Tool.

Dr. C (Dr. C), Monday, 3 May 2004 18:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't see on TV/hear about him that often.

RJG (RJG), Monday, 3 May 2004 18:07 (twenty-one years ago)

+ another 'him'

RJG (RJG), Monday, 3 May 2004 18:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Doc C, got a few issues with the man, do you? (Agree totally, though.) Used to see him on all these US morn talk shows late as last year, trying to ingratiate himself with the host.

Amazing his personality didn't take.

Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Monday, 3 May 2004 18:14 (twenty-one years ago)

have you eaten at any of his restaurants?

gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 3 May 2004 18:31 (twenty-one years ago)

The air round our house gets showered with more expletives than the man himself can muster whenever he appears on the telly. I cannot defend him as he's a smarmy, pretentious fuckwit. He would so get his head kicked in if he ever set foot within a mile of Ibrox these days.

(My mother-in-law has a picture she had taken with Ramsay on her mantelpiece where my wedding photo used to be. A worse insult I cannot imagine.)

ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 3 May 2004 18:32 (twenty-one years ago)

The "enfant terrible" thing is played out, but I gotta admit that Ramsay is brilliant as one of the advisers in the "Burger Flipper to Chef" episode of Faking It

I want to eat at his restaurant though.

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Monday, 3 May 2004 18:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I saw Gordon Ramsay on the corner of St. Vincent Street and Waterloo Street once. He was wearing a Pin Stripe suit and didn't look very comfortable in it...

I think he's a dick but has an essential arrogance (i would say misplaced arrogance) that makes people great.

does anyone think that eating in restaurant is like visiting a prostitute?

Robbie Lumsden (Wallace Stevens HQ), Monday, 3 May 2004 19:51 (twenty-one years ago)

you?

RJG (RJG), Monday, 3 May 2004 19:53 (twenty-one years ago)

aside from me.

Robbie Lumsden (Wallace Stevens HQ), Monday, 3 May 2004 19:56 (twenty-one years ago)

no-one.

RJG (RJG), Monday, 3 May 2004 20:58 (twenty-one years ago)

fair enough...

it was clearly the idea of a failed KP...

Robbie Lumsden (Wallace Stevens HQ), Monday, 3 May 2004 20:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I ate at amaryllis.

cozen (Cozen), Monday, 3 May 2004 21:51 (twenty-one years ago)

He is a good cook but also a colossal arsehole,

Ed (dali), Monday, 3 May 2004 22:10 (twenty-one years ago)

and not a TV chef.

cozen (Cozen), Monday, 3 May 2004 22:23 (twenty-one years ago)

good.

I think arrogance is fine and right, as long as the perpetrator is right. Be wrong, and you lose all your points. (Isn't there a card game like that?)

mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 07:42 (twenty-one years ago)

two months pass...
I am a huge fan of this man.

the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 23:08 (twenty-one years ago)

he is pleasingly sancitmonious in small doses

gem (trisk), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 01:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I love a complete asshole who knows what he's doing.

the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 02:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I used to hate him, but lately I have done a complete turn around and I love him to bits. He's not arsy, he just tells it how it is.

Vicky (Vicky), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 07:01 (twenty-one years ago)

He used to shock me (read his language used to shock me) then I found out my boy's friend used to work at Cl@ridges & actually said he was a really cool guy!

PinXor (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 07:15 (twenty-one years ago)

the real turn about came watching hell's kitchen and then, was it nightmare kitchens? the one where he went to struggling restaurants, to try and help them turn the business around. I know it's all in the editing, but I really warmed to him.

Vicky (Vicky), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 07:33 (twenty-one years ago)

he's also our pin up on the kitchen noticeboard - a lovely shot of him in his kitchen, with one of his boys standing near, with the pet rabbit sitting in a frying pan.

Vicky (Vicky), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 07:34 (twenty-one years ago)

! he was frying your pet rabbit? crikey!

gem (trisk), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 07:36 (twenty-one years ago)

he was holding the frying pan with their pet rabbit in it. Alive, obviously.

Vicky (Vicky), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 07:38 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, he rocks, you can tell that he cares about the food, and if food's crap he won't tolerate it - good man.

Porkpie (porkpie), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 07:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Not for long though!
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PinXor (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 07:40 (twenty-one years ago)

A sous-chef friend of mine met Gordon Ramsay about six months ago - he turned up at their kitchen as a sort of morale boosting public appearance thing and basically ran tings for the afternoon.

Apparently he was pretty relaxed around everyone, cracking jokes, engaging in a bit of banter with dissenters etc. But the members of his own team he brought with him looked scared shitless, quivering in their boots, doing whatever he said within seconds etc. My friend said he'd never seen people fear a man so much.

I have never seen Hell's Kitchen.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 07:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Kitchen nightmares is the one to watch I think.

Porkpie (porkpie), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 07:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes. Good show, sound management decisions and people judgement. Also love of good cooking. Hurrah for GR. But he is a big old swearypants, and sometimes it's really not necessary. I know professional kitchens are massively macho places and all, but really...

Liz :x (Liz :x), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 07:54 (twenty-one years ago)

GR perfected the phrase 'you f@#king c~nting c~nt!

PinXor (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 07:56 (twenty-one years ago)

OK now that's big and clever. I am kind of in awe of people who have such fluency in profanity, but it seems like it's wasted effort half the time with El Gordo. Frequency of usage reduces effect, what what.

Liz :x (Liz :x), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 07:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Exactly, after that Kitchen Nitemares prog, the 'c' word wasn't really a problem anymore. You got a c@nting problem Liz?

PinXor (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 08:01 (twenty-one years ago)

You got a c@nting problem Liz?

Well she's not overly familiar with 18th century slang.

robster (robster), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 08:11 (twenty-one years ago)

he's also a really good cook (or at least, the meal i had in his restaurant was probably the best i've ever eaten, at least in terms of the food itself).

toby (tsg20), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 09:03 (twenty-one years ago)

not being snide Toby, but was he in the kitchen? if so, you lucky devil. For a big angry man, he seems to have an incredibly delicate touch in the kitchen.

Which reminds me I really must try and cook something from his book that I have

Porkpie (porkpie), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 09:09 (twenty-one years ago)

He's like the Jeremy Clarkson of the cooking world, isn't he? Unbearable.

Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 09:13 (twenty-one years ago)

not in the slightest, no. I completely disagree, and what are you basing that on anyway?

Porkpie (porkpie), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 09:13 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...
is he supposed to be attractive? he has his top off in every show he does and now there are even shots of him with his top off in the trailers. i just saw on his new show that he's 38! i thought he was ten years older. he looks it.

jed_ (jed), Thursday, 3 November 2005 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, Joan Collins just accused him of being forty, and he seems quite affronted. He was also quite rude to his mum at times (he was competing against her in a "see who can make the best apple pie" competition sort of thing).

ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 3 November 2005 21:09 (nineteen years ago)

two years pass...

Ramsay rules. except not so much on Hell's Kitchen, the british version of Kitchen Nightmares. Cocky, maybe, but that's only one side of him.

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 23:14 (seventeen years ago)

Kitchen Nightmares rules. Hell's Kitchen is fairly horrible.

BJO OTM

wilter, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 23:22 (seventeen years ago)

His fucking persona is fucking contrived, but his programmes are always enjoyable at the least. And his food always looks great.

chap, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 23:26 (seventeen years ago)

i like his shows a lot. but yeah esp the brit kitchen nightmares.

M@tt He1ges0n, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 23:27 (seventeen years ago)

Um he's been rude to his mom at times. That's terrible, terrible stuff.

Alex in SF, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 23:29 (seventeen years ago)

he'll be thrown in jail

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 23:29 (seventeen years ago)

dr.c with first post truth bomb

DG, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 23:30 (seventeen years ago)

I liked how he kind of stood up to that try-hard mafioso dude in that American kitchen nightmares episode. Showed he wasn't completely full of shit.

That guy was a total fuckhead btw.

wilter, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 23:33 (seventeen years ago)

this guy is great.

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 23:47 (seventeen years ago)

my favorite line on Kitchen Nightmares was to the guy who actually thought it was a good idea to combine Salmon and strawberries

"When you wake up in the morning, do you brush your teeth with toothpaste....or cigarettes?"

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 23:49 (seventeen years ago)

ah right, fair enough.

Still though, the presence of cameras 'on your side' does empower you in those situations, but I'll say GRamsay probably does not need too much extra empowerment.

Mark G, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 10:08 (seventeen years ago)

didn't mafiodude also say at the end he was going to name his child after GR, but like his whole name "gordon ramsay marrietto" or whatev

the funniest part of that ep was when GR was holding a morning meeting with them all and then suddenly that dept collected dude just walked in demanding cash, and GR was all like "Wtf dude we're trying to talk FOOD here man"

Ste, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 10:13 (seventeen years ago)

Gordon Ramsay is rubbish at swearing, he doesn't swear like a person who actually swears out of habit, he seems to consciously TRY to shoehorn a swearyword in wherever he can. And it makes him look like a twat.

I can now tolerate him on the telly, but I wouldn't go so far as to say I like him.

ailsa, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 11:36 (seventeen years ago)

I switched over just in time to see John Snow saying "fuck" last night.

Colonel Poo, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 11:39 (seventeen years ago)

guys, the first time i ever saw gordan ramsay was on some british show where each week a celebrity chef would help an ordinary person cook for a dinner party. i think in the ramsay ep the woman was crying and puking/almost puking from being forced to deal with a raw chicken? i cant remember the name of the show. i thought it was "guess whos coming to dinner" but i cant find anything on it. jamie oliver was on one week and another week was that guy who has a little dog named chalkie. Does anyone remember it?

sunny successor, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 14:10 (seventeen years ago)

yeah, I remember it.

The Jamie Oliver one had him 'available on the phone' during the do.

It was somewhat middle-class in outlook.

Mark G, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 14:13 (seventeen years ago)

Do you rememeber the title?

sunny successor, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 14:16 (seventeen years ago)

Ramsay is quite nice and supportive to a lot of people when he isn't fucking bollocking them. Put-upon waiting staff in particular.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 14:19 (seventeen years ago)

"guess whos coming to dinner" was an "Anne Robinson invites a celebrity guest to name people they would like to invite to a dinner party"

You know, Sharleen Spiteri invites Marvin Gaye, the pope, Mahatma Ghandi, Malcolm Maclaren and Tinky Winky, etc..

(Continuing to search)

Mark G, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 14:23 (seventeen years ago)

(giving up search.. now!)

Mark G, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 14:32 (seventeen years ago)

haha

sunny successor, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 14:42 (seventeen years ago)

i find gordo entertaining, but didn't he steal his entire act from marco white? i mean, like, his food, AND the yelling thing.

scott seward, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 14:43 (seventeen years ago)

thanks anyway! (xp)

sunny successor, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 14:43 (seventeen years ago)

the original bad boy. anyone read this?

http://winechef.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/51adjprjesl_ss500_.jpg

scott seward, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 14:44 (seventeen years ago)

They fucking hate each other, I believe.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 14:45 (seventeen years ago)

he really should give the risotto and beef wellington a break already

sunny successor, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 14:49 (seventeen years ago)

He took over "Hells Kitchen" from Gord, but his eyes were "OK, whatever, I don't care anymore!!"

Mark G, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 14:50 (seventeen years ago)

Marco's current series on ITV has been interesting, he really is fucking bonkers.

aldo, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 15:11 (seventeen years ago)

seven months pass...

abanana, Monday, 23 February 2009 00:01 (sixteen years ago)

That Italian-American Kitchen Nightmares was repeated the other week, amazing television. If the owner guy had been written for a TV show, the idea would be rejected as too much of a caricature. Plus he used "you fuckin' blow job!" as a swear when the debt collector turned up the second time.

As for Ramsay, I'm with the "he's an arsehole, but I like him" people. Mainly for Kitchen Nightmares - he seems a bit of a cock at other times, but he's fantastic on that show.

Chris in Belfast, Monday, 23 February 2009 12:34 (sixteen years ago)

What I like is how the tough guy persona becomes flustered gimp whenever he's confronted by someone posher or more confident than he is - much in evidence in that clip, and any time he meets another celebrity chef

Ismael Klata, Monday, 23 February 2009 13:15 (sixteen years ago)

someone give gordon & norm an hour-long cooking show immediately

Tracy Michael Jordan Catalano (Jordan), Monday, 23 February 2009 14:16 (sixteen years ago)

"why did you become a cook?"

Tracy Michael Jordan Catalano (Jordan), Monday, 23 February 2009 14:17 (sixteen years ago)

otm xp

also could someone translate this?

So you played a little fit of fitba as a wee laddie, did you Gord? Who fucking cares?

quadratrillionaire (sunny successor), Monday, 23 February 2009 14:59 (sixteen years ago)

"So, you played Association Football as a small child did you Gordon? Who fucking cares?"

Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious xkcd comics), Monday, 23 February 2009 15:00 (sixteen years ago)

hmm

quadratrillionaire (sunny successor), Monday, 23 February 2009 15:06 (sixteen years ago)

So you played SOCCER as a young boy...surely?

Ned Trifle II, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 10:53 (sixteen years ago)

Apparently not, says Britain's finest news source

Ismael Klata, Sunday, 1 March 2009 18:24 (sixteen years ago)

i for one am shocked that a chef would embellish something to make it sound better

suomi cum laude (rent), Sunday, 1 March 2009 18:43 (sixteen years ago)

I am quite impressed that Rangers allowed him to be associated with them for long enough without twigging or anyone at the club going "wait, hang on a second...". It's surely not that they were enjoying the publicity before Ramsay became a big cheating bastard rather than a popular likeable scamp, is it?

ailsa, Sunday, 1 March 2009 18:58 (sixteen years ago)

Oh, wait, I'm not impressed at all. My bad.

ailsa, Sunday, 1 March 2009 18:59 (sixteen years ago)

Used to think he was ok, but can’t watch kitchen nightmares anymore. It’s practically the same every week, mouthy owner proved wrong by Ramsay who walks off to say see I’m always right. Boring!

not_goodwin, Sunday, 1 March 2009 19:09 (sixteen years ago)

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warmsherry, Sunday, 1 March 2009 19:16 (sixteen years ago)

To be fair to him, he hasn't embellished the story very much - he's only turned 'played with a Rangers team as a trialist in a couple of games of no consequence, then got an injury' into 'played for Rangers in a couple of games of very little consequence, then got an injury'. Must be a slow day for News of the World to be making that lead story

Ismael Klata, Sunday, 1 March 2009 19:40 (sixteen years ago)

No, he turned playing in ONE game of no consequence, and not a game that could be accurately described as 'professional', into playing THREE 'professional' games. He also implied wrongly that, had he not got the injury, he might have had a future at the club.

dubmill, Sunday, 1 March 2009 19:52 (sixteen years ago)

A Trialist! All the Scottish football reporting I've come into contact with over the years is thrown into a whole new light, and from now on whenever A Trialist pops up in the Stranraer line-up I will think of him yelling and swearing and such and I will smile.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 1 March 2009 19:57 (sixteen years ago)

three months pass...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8091253.stm

Ramsay, who appeared on Grimshaw's TV show on Friday, made the comments at a Melbourne food fair the following day.

He showed an image of a nude woman on all fours with a pig's face and likened the image to Grimshaw.

o_0

languid samuel l. jackson (jim), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 17:20 (sixteen years ago)

That's gross, but why is the Prime Minister getting involved? I doubt Barack would yell at Tony Bourdain if he insulted Oprah.

Hatfail of Hollow (Nicole), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 17:57 (sixteen years ago)

I've met GR a few times while doing look-a-like work and I've gotta say he's the most affable of any of the TV chefs and not at all like his onscreen persona.

dog latin, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 18:07 (sixteen years ago)

whoa whoa whoa...look-alike work?

502 Bad Gateway (suzy), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 18:08 (sixteen years ago)

stands in for jamie oliver iirc.

languid samuel l. jackson (jim), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 18:09 (sixteen years ago)

Are you sure it's the real Gordon Ramsay?

Matt DC, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 18:11 (sixteen years ago)

Are you all sure that's the real dog latin?

Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 18:14 (sixteen years ago)

why is the Prime Minister getting involved?

what can i say, dude loves his opinions4u.

the ring toun (electricsound), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 00:13 (sixteen years ago)

I don't know about this most recent incident but I love GR.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcPUAW6u5ME&feature=channel_page

sloth say hi to me (ENBB), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 00:25 (sixteen years ago)

another snivelling apology. why?

in this day and age sorry seems to be the easiest word.

Dingbod Kesterson, Thursday, 11 June 2009 08:29 (sixteen years ago)

two years pass...

Sad news:

http://fastcache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/7/2011/09/gordondwarf1.jpg

polyphonic, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 23:21 (thirteen years ago)

headline not only writes itself, it cleans the sitting room before cooking dinner for you

talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 23:40 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/3727199/hells_kitchen_gordon_ramsay_gets_stuck/

uhhhhhh (admrl), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 16:29 (thirteen years ago)

Ramsay was in my hood:

http://movieluck.com/watch-kitchen-nightmares-us-season-4-episode-12-capri-online-free-streaming

uhhhhhh (admrl), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 16:31 (thirteen years ago)


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