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04/03/2004 - C4pul3t, The Sh4pe, B3ware: The G3ntlemen at "The Church"

By XXXXX, xxxxxx@xxxxxx.net
April 4, 2004

You wouldn't think a metal band, a late April fool's joke, and a Shakespearian - named band in a church would mix. Oh, how wrong you would be if you said they wouldn't. I must say that the debut show at "the church" (W00dlawn church, home to Caleb, bassist of B3ware: The G3ntlemen, and his brother Josh) is one of the best shows I've been to in awhile.

Things were done in clockwork time, and the atmosphere was not the least bit oppressive, like preconceived notions of a church atmosphere may lend you to believe.

C4pulet was first on the roster. I think everyone in the venue sung along; with "Pocket the Revenue" being a crowd favorite.

The Sh4pe's performance was amazing. It was my second time seeing them, but the first that I could actually see them. They are a very talented, animated band with a large fan base. The band recently had an April fool's joke that the show at "the church" would be their last show. I found out a little earlier that it was a joke.

B3ware: The G3ntlemen played a majestic set (as always.) Even though BJ dropped a drumstick, he was able to keep on playing. That's metal. Speaking of metal, Caleb broke his mic stand to retain his metalness. Is it me or does he break something every show??? Haha just kidding.

Alright, about the moshing/dancing issue. The pit WAS NOT broken up because the venue was a Christian building. It was because:

1) It was not constructed for 150 kids jumping around. The floor cannot structurally take the stress because it isn't properly reinforced.

2) The church's insurance cannot afford an injury. There aren't usually many injuries in church anyway, which is why they would not have the proper insurance for such a thing.

3) The PA was right next to where the pit broke out, and we wouldn't want the speakers to fall now would we?

Please don't take any of this to offense, and any complaints will have to be turned in to R3née's face (*editor's note: No they wont!). This show was a great opener for the new venue, and it looks good for having more shows in the future.

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 01:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Sounds like all the Christian punk/death metal shows I went to as a youth. The Bible Belt suuuuucks.

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 01:48 (twenty-one years ago)

whatever saves the souls, man.

John (jdahlem), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 02:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Holy freaking flying cow.

I knew Caleb and Joshua when they were anarchist skate punks in Tampa, and I dated their older brother.

I think I need to lie down.

Layna Andersen (Layna Andersen), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 03:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Why, so you can get some more churchie dick?!? JK, *hugz!*

LC, Tuesday, 4 May 2004 04:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Whoa, I didn't even read the posts. Sorry.

LC, Tuesday, 4 May 2004 04:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Believe me, churchie was the farthest thing from them at the time. If I'm not mistaken their father was stockpiling grenade launchers in their trailer...

Layna Andersen (Layna Andersen), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 04:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh poo, then why are you acting all embarrassed now? Go girl!

LC, Tuesday, 4 May 2004 04:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not embarrassed. I always wondered what happened to those kids. Now I know.

Layna Andersen (Layna Andersen), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 04:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Now you should put on tea and rap music and flip through your yearbook like "I won, you assholes, I won." These magic moments are few, so savour.

LC, Tuesday, 4 May 2004 04:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought this was going to be an alex in NYC thread.

RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 08:14 (twenty-one years ago)

you blithering gutter-rat i

Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 08:18 (twenty-one years ago)

you know, I don't think I've ever heard a single track by killing jokes

RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 08:37 (twenty-one years ago)

you festering feather snipe u

Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 08:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't really like planes, that much, either, thought

RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 08:39 (twenty-one years ago)

That review was featured on a supposed Knoxville music news site!

!!!

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 11:32 (twenty-one years ago)

three years pass...

I'm not that shocked:

A Scottsdale man allegedly shot himself accidentally in the buttocks early Thursday morning.

His wounds are not life threatening.

Sgt. Mark Clark, spokesman for the Scottsdale Police Department, said police are still investigating the incident.

Clark gave this account of the incident:

Daniel Leatherman, 26-year-old Scottsdale resident, was sleeping at an apartment on the 6700 block of E. Cheery Lynn Road when he heard a disturbance outside.

Leatherman went to the front door and saw Cody Nunn, 25 , outside fighting with a cab driver.

Nunn had assaulted Leatherman in the past, so Leatherman armed himself with a handgun. Leatherman told police that while hiding it behind his back, he dropped the gun, shooting himself in the buttocks.

At about 2:25 a.m. the Scottsdale Police Department was called to Scottsdale Healthcare Osborn where Leatherman's friends, including Nunn, had taken him.

At the hospital, police found to be Nunn intoxicated and disruptive, and arrested him on suspicion of disorderly conduct.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 13 December 2007 19:32 (seventeen years ago)

http://i.rollingstone.com/assets/rs/2/1483/images/00106966.jpg

get bent, Thursday, 13 December 2007 19:38 (seventeen years ago)

No doubt.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 13 December 2007 19:40 (seventeen years ago)

LEATHERMAN?

Abbott, Thursday, 13 December 2007 19:48 (seventeen years ago)

leatherman and nunn sounds like the premise for some really confused pornography

also, fill in with yr own 'buttocks penetrated' jokes

Just got offed, Thursday, 13 December 2007 19:52 (seventeen years ago)

Terri Nunn

Abbott, Thursday, 13 December 2007 19:52 (seventeen years ago)

The Leatherman Nunn was a great Swedish band

StanM, Thursday, 13 December 2007 20:11 (seventeen years ago)

I think I have one of their albums.

HI DERE, Thursday, 13 December 2007 20:13 (seventeen years ago)

they must have left out the detail of the cops laffing at everyone

gff, Thursday, 13 December 2007 20:23 (seventeen years ago)

one in a million chance

Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:59 (seventeen years ago)

Is it true if you clench your buttocks at just the right moment you can catch the bullet?

Noodle Vague, Thursday, 13 December 2007 22:02 (seventeen years ago)

my ass maybe.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 13 December 2007 22:04 (seventeen years ago)


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