Football Hooligan Films

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Two new films about hooliganism. Impeccable timing.

At least it explains a rather surreal moment on Saturday as Elijah Wood was paraded onto the pitch at Upton Park, "Ladies & Gentleman, give it up for Frodo Baggins!" He then declared himself a West Ham fan. Right.

― Mikey G (Mikey G), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 10:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Here's the link:

http://film.guardian.co.uk/news/story/0,12589,1208695,00.html

― Mikey G (Mikey G), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 10:58 (twenty-two years ago)

The Yank, an American film in which, somewhat implausibly, Elijah Wood plays a student expelled from Harvard who takes up with West Ham's notorious Inter City Firm

This sounds like the worst film ever.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 13:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Rewrite it thusly:

The Crank, an American film in which, not entirely implausibly, Dan Perry plays a student graduated from Harvard who takes up with London's notorious ILX Firm

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 14:53 (twenty-two years ago)

who has the late gavin hills' semi-legendary review of 'I.D.' to hand?
because that's what we all need to read right now.

― piscesboy, Tuesday, 4 May 2004 15:00 (twenty-two years ago)

John King, author of The Football Factory, is the stock base for a warm, steamy bowl of cunt soup.

― suzy (suzy), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 15:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh and I think the review is in Gavin's book.

― suzy (suzy), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 15:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I fucking hate hoolie-porn; middle class wankshafts jerking off about tasty geezohs.

― Dave B (daveb), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 16:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't believe no one thinks that the idea of Elijah Wood as a football hooligan is the most hilarious thing ever.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 16:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I like the scene in 'ID' where he pours coke on his cornflakes

― dave q, Tuesday, 4 May 2004 17:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't believe no one thinks that the idea of Elijah Wood as a football hooligan is the most hilarious thing ever.

I thought that was taken as read!

Besides, the most hilarious thing he was ever in was that remake of The Bad Seed -- starring Macaulay Culkin!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 17:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Noooo. Trust me. I tried watching that one night on cable, and it was just tediously bad instead of hilariously bad.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 17:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I was betrayed by the ad I stumbled across on an old videotape! It promised high camp.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 17:14 (twenty-two years ago)

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