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Ok, I r not god quite yet. But i R considering applying for the position. My Scripture R in production as we speak! R we having any members of Cult Of Fatnick among us? who will declare themselves anti fatnick?

― I R Fatnick, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i R wanting more deighty related answers!

― I R fatnick, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You may not be God, but you may be an angel :) Gale

― Gale Deslongchamps, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

No, you are not god. God speaks Latin.

― Maria, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hi Maria, God speakes every language, and knows everything that is happening in the world. Gale

― Gale Deslongchamps, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

How can you be God when I AM HE? Are you a big fool?

― Al, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

being god = being able to beset dg with anal bats.

― jess, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I thought Mike Hanle y was god.

― Samantha, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

mike has yet to deliver the promised anal bat plague.

― jess, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Sorry, I R an atheist.

― suzy, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i neither believe in nor deny the existence of fatnick

― Alan at home, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Alas I believe in the existence of Fatnick. However I am happy to endorse doctor groove's pretensions to divinity because then I would be GOD'S BIG BROTHER, which let's face it would look good on the CV.

― Tom, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I thought Mike Hanle y was god.

Battle of the ILE Gods Smackdown! Wooo-hooooo! We could make millions on pay-per-view revenue on this contest! Maybe there's even a Troma Studios deal in it too.

― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I am antifatnick i am an arachnist!

― Geoff, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

does that mean that you are into spiders geoff?

fatnick you are a very demanding person. i already worship you as a fan, and now you want everyone to worship you as a god. sheesh. next you'll be wanting us to sacrifice innocent chickens to you.

― di, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

As long as he doesn't want us to sacrifice chicken bears. I sacrifice chicken bears to Hanle y Deus only.

R Nick a jealous god?

― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

does the fact that hes demanding everyone to worship him give you any indication?

― di, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

When Fatnick records songs as great as "Pocari Sweet" and "I Love Everything," then I'll think about smashing my Hanle y idols.

― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

So, what are the fringe benefits of being a FatNick worshipper? I need to know before I make any rash lifestyle choices.

― Menelaus Darcy, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

and " knicnkicnkinkcin" , he doesn't sing THAT one eiother!

― Mike Hanle y, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I R not demanding anything! i r just wanting to know who r interested in becoming full time fatnick worshiper!

pay R being £30,000 P.A. with generous pension plan!

― I R Fatnick, Wednesday, 31 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hi fatnick :) How much is that canadian???? ( grin)

― Gale Deslongchamps, Wednesday, 31 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

two years pass...

best ever

― omg, Saturday, 14 February 2004 14:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I saw a couple of 1st grade girls the other day pretend they were God. One who wasn't God said, "How did you know my name?"

"God knows everything."

Then the gril ran away.

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 14 February 2004 14:52 (twenty-one years ago)

three years pass...

calling GOD

― Just got offed, Friday, 1 June 2007 00:04 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah?

― humansuit, Friday, 1 June 2007 00:05 (eighteen years ago)

u r 'humansuit', u r not 'GOD'

― Just got offed, Friday, 1 June 2007 00:09 (eighteen years ago)

Hah, the suit is only used to cover up my blinding divine light.

― humansuit, Friday, 1 June 2007 00:11 (eighteen years ago)

jump off this high wall then and we shall see if u r rescued by angels

― Just got offed, Friday, 1 June 2007 00:16 (eighteen years ago)

They won't. I'm supposed to die for you fucks.

― humansuit, Friday, 1 June 2007 00:17 (eighteen years ago)

yeah but if it's suicide then that kinda defeats the purpose

― Just got offed, Friday, 1 June 2007 00:26 (eighteen years ago)

waht

― GOD, Friday, 1 June 2007 00:28 (eighteen years ago)

at last, what kept u?

― Just got offed, Friday, 1 June 2007 00:31 (eighteen years ago)

tetris

― GOD, Friday, 1 June 2007 00:34 (eighteen years ago)

if you're God, what number am I thinking of?

― marmotwolof, Friday, 1 June 2007 00:35 (eighteen years ago)

we did this already, next

― GOD, Friday, 1 June 2007 00:36 (eighteen years ago)

(you were thinking of 69)

― GOD, Friday, 1 June 2007 00:36 (eighteen years ago)

Hey Dad.

― humansuit, Friday, 1 June 2007 00:37 (eighteen years ago)

WHOA. So what's yr Tetris high score?
x-post

― marmotwolof, Friday, 1 June 2007 00:37 (eighteen years ago)

BTW asking God what number you are thinking of is the same as that South Park kid asking him why he gets a period. Come on.

― humansuit, Friday, 1 June 2007 00:37 (eighteen years ago)

no i just wanted to make sure god saw bill and ted

― marmotwolof, Friday, 1 June 2007 00:39 (eighteen years ago)

god has invented levels 11 and 12 because he needed a challenge

he has not yet cracked level 13 ;_;

― Just got offed, Friday, 1 June 2007 00:39 (eighteen years ago)

louis seriously dont speak for me

― GOD, Friday, 1 June 2007 00:40 (eighteen years ago)

i usually start on level 5

― GOD, Friday, 1 June 2007 00:40 (eighteen years ago)

& i like "music a"

― GOD, Friday, 1 June 2007 00:40 (eighteen years ago)

GOD - who is your favorite on top model?

― g®▲đұ, Friday, 1 June 2007 00:41 (eighteen years ago)

the chick what dated the guy from the shins from season 1

― GOD, Friday, 1 June 2007 00:42 (eighteen years ago)

also danielle and furonda from season 6 (my favorite)

― GOD, Friday, 1 June 2007 00:43 (eighteen years ago)

XP:holy shit, me too!

i dated his ex once.

but i guess you already knew that.

― g®▲đұ, Friday, 1 June 2007 00:43 (eighteen years ago)

not only did i know that i was there on all of those dates watching you

― GOD, Friday, 1 June 2007 00:44 (eighteen years ago)

is it true you talk just like james mason?

― marmotwolof, Friday, 1 June 2007 00:45 (eighteen years ago)

no i sound like peter frampton's guitar

― GOD, Friday, 1 June 2007 00:46 (eighteen years ago)

bitchin'

― marmotwolof, Friday, 1 June 2007 00:46 (eighteen years ago)

Hi dere god waht is it made.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 1 June 2007 00:47 (eighteen years ago)

Please address God in complete sentences with correct spelling and punctuation.

― humansuit, Friday, 1 June 2007 00:49 (eighteen years ago)

because she look interstin

― GOD, Friday, 1 June 2007 00:50 (eighteen years ago)

interstinG goddammit

― Just got offed, Friday, 1 June 2007 00:52 (eighteen years ago)

Now look you fuckin wiseguy

― humansuit, Friday, 1 June 2007 00:52 (eighteen years ago)

this is cocaine speaking. I can make you cry for me, fight for me, steal for me, steal for me, and then in the end, I'll be your only friend.

― Cocaine, Friday, 1 June 2007 04:53 (eighteen years ago)

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