I think he was gay...

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I was hit on by a guy in bar. He was cute, funny, nice, considerate, very well dressed...we chatted for a few hours, exchanged numbers, kissed goodbye, and I haven't heard from him. I can judge people fairly well and I can be 100% sure that he was into me, but I think that he was gay and him and his friends just went out one night to find out if they could get girls if they ever wanted them...

SJane, Tuesday, 4 May 2004 15:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Why am I tempted to create a new "Dear Dotti" login these days?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 15:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Hi Jane,

Have you considered that maybe rather than gay, he was polite but completely uninterested? Oh wait, never mind.

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 16:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Jane is a man. Of course he was gay. Next question.

Skottie, Tuesday, 4 May 2004 16:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Ah, but you must make it clear that Jane is all man, lest you offend.

Aimless (Aimless), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 16:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Sorry to disappoint but Jane is a girl.

SJane, Tuesday, 4 May 2004 16:11 (twenty-two years ago)

All girl?

Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 16:14 (twenty-two years ago)

She may not be a lady.

Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 16:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Suffering from Stockholm Syndrome?

Aimless (Aimless), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 16:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Did you try the ping-pong ball trick?

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 16:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Nope

SJane, Tuesday, 4 May 2004 16:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Does that usually work for you Dan?

Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 16:18 (twenty-two years ago)

What trick doesn't work for Dan?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 16:18 (twenty-two years ago)

The "listen to Poison without stabbing people" trick

Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 16:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Ooh, I haven't quite mastered that one yet!

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 16:21 (twenty-two years ago)

That's not a trick, that could be a useful strategy in the right hand.

"And now, our beloved President."

*music starts*

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 16:23 (twenty-two years ago)

The Talk Dirty To Me Candidate

Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 16:24 (twenty-two years ago)

URgh, thank you for associating GWB and "Talk Dirty To Me".

(xpost, oddly enough)

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 16:25 (twenty-two years ago)

There's nothing more off-putting than un-grammatical dirty talk, is there?

Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 16:31 (twenty-two years ago)

How did you guess that this is going to be featured in the new version of The Manchurian Candidate?

j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 16:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha -- it would definitely save the film.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 16:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Can anyone else make any sense of "I can be 100% sure that he was into me, but I think that he was gay" as a pair of linked phrases?

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 16:34 (twenty-two years ago)

He wasn't into her far enough.

Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 16:35 (twenty-two years ago)

everyone who doesn't call me is gay too. isn't it sad that gay people don't know how to use phones?

bnw (bnw), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 16:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd like to meet the set of gay men who are like 'hey lets go pick up on chicks for NO REASON.'

bill stevens (bscrubbins), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 16:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, they might have cute brothers.

Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 16:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd like to meet the set of gay men who are like 'hey lets go pick up on chicks for NO REASON.'

i had a blind date like this once. "you probably think i seem really gay. well, you're right."

stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 16:46 (twenty-two years ago)

This was actually a deleted scene from that Madonna/Rupert Everett movie, wasn't it?

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 16:47 (twenty-two years ago)

"Unskinny*POP*"

Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 16:48 (twenty-two years ago)

OMG Have we discussed the idea of a "Talk Dirrty To Me" bootleg???

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 16:51 (twenty-two years ago)

We have now.

Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 16:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Which vocal do we use with which backing??

And for the video will we be able to tell CC Deville from Xtina??

Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 16:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Who injects more smack into the soles of their feet (so the trackmarks don't show)??

Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 16:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Poison vocal, Xtina backing, I guess. Bah, I'm imagining this now and actually it's really hellish and wrong.

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 16:55 (twenty-two years ago)

No it's not!

Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 16:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm imagining "Dirrrrrrrty" over "Every Rose Has It's Thorn" actually.

Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 16:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't tell the difference, can you tell the difference:
http://www.metalmasters.net/images/bret_m1.jpg http://akamai.tehnokratt.net/pictures/christina/xtina.jpg

The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 16:58 (twenty-two years ago)

That...is a little too scarily close for comfort.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 16:59 (twenty-two years ago)

That's Brett Michaels, you fucking idiot.

Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 16:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't you even know your Poison?

Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 16:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Call yourself a Hucklebunny.

Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 17:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I like it when you talk dirty to me.

The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 17:00 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.brooksguitarworld.com/artists/cc10.jpg

Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 17:00 (twenty-two years ago)

(i know who's who, I just think that BM and CA are equally gorgeous pouty blondes, when CA's a blonde, that is)

The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 17:01 (twenty-two years ago)

http://lil.texas.tripod.com/cc2.gif

Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 17:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Sorry to disappoint but Jane is a girl.
-- SJane (Jane45...), May 4th, 2004.

Sorry to disappoint you, sir. But I decide whether you're a girl or not. And you're not. So step off.

Skottie, Tuesday, 4 May 2004 17:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Fuck off skottie..I"m a chick...and you'd want me if you ever saw me...matter of fact you were probably the fuck who hit on me last night that i told to go fuck themselves.

SJane, Tuesday, 4 May 2004 18:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha I really hope you're talking about the same guy!

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 18:08 (twenty-two years ago)

OMG Have we discussed the idea of a "Talk Dirrty To Me" bootleg???

it's funny, i was thinking of doing a "poison v. the strokes" taking sides (not that anyone cares about the strokes anymore but it tied into a "match the '80s hair band with its nu-rock hipster band counterpart" conversation i had recently). this further confirms that they're the same band.

stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 18:12 (twenty-two years ago)

So you're back to not liking them now? Make yr mind up!

Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 18:18 (twenty-two years ago)

i love them!

stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 18:20 (twenty-two years ago)

matter of fact you were probably the fuck who hit on me last night that i told to go fuck themselves.
-- SJane

Okay, Jane. You caught me. Fair and square. You hurt my feelings last night. I thought we had something going. You girls are all the same. Chew us up and spit us out.

Skottie, Tuesday, 4 May 2004 18:20 (twenty-two years ago)

there is like another thread which is so similiar today??
why start a new one you idiot

CAss (CAss), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 18:21 (twenty-two years ago)

why start a new one you idiot

But, CAss, you answered your own question.

Aimless (Aimless), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 19:59 (twenty-two years ago)

OK, now I'm just "nguagh?"

Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 02:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Man what a delicious ironingy trainwreck.

Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 06:22 (twenty-two years ago)

maybe he thought you were a girly boy, but when he found out you were just a girly girly all cunt and no meat, to put it politely, he wasn't itnerested anymore. Or maybe it was the sperm you used as lipstick. Guys are funny about that stuff.

queen girly boy, Wednesday, 5 May 2004 14:35 (twenty-two years ago)


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