I wonder what it's like to have fangs

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I mean, would they hang over your lower lip or what? That'd look pretty dumb. But if you kept them inside your mouth, the risk of cutting yourself would increase. Seems like they'd be more trouble than they're worth...

― Prude (Prude), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 19:39 (twenty-one years ago)

i think lower-jaw fangs are a good look

― don (don), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 19:42 (twenty-one years ago)

i imagine you'd have to keep your mouth open a lot to avoid injury, but then your mouth would get all dry. that means the hissing must be to restore moisture!

― chrisco (chrisco), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 19:49 (twenty-one years ago)

bothersome.

― Vlad ZEE IMPALER (orion), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 19:53 (twenty-one years ago)

retractable / telescopic fangs may be the answer

― don (don), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 19:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm for letting it all hang out. If you've got it, flaunt it.

― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 19:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Some people sortof do have fangs. you know, their 3rd either-side teeth are unnaturally sharp.
It'd be the first question I'd ask David Bowie in an interview.

― paulhw (paulhw), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 20:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't even have proper canines, I don't think. I have fang-envy.

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 20:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Me either. But ain't no fang

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 21:04 (twenty-one years ago)

nuttin but a g-fang

― cough (don), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 21:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Is there ever an occasion a TMBG lyric *isn't* suited for?

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glistining white trangular tooth
open up a can of tomato juice

i've got a fang

girlfriend took me to meet her dad
didn't like me because I look so bad

i've got a fang

girlfriend took me to meet her mom
her head exploded like a atom bomb
i've got a fang

i've got a fang

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 21:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I used to have fang teeth, but when I was a kid I had a wooden bunk I chewed on the side of and now my teeth are really flat and straight. (it was mental, I used to get tongue splinters)

― Nellie (nellskies), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 06:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I once read somewhere, that some goth folks who've seen too much vampire movies would actually get a dentist to install artificial fangs to their teeth. I'm sure this wasn't a major trend, not even among goths.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 06:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Ever since I saw Sleepy Hollow the other night, I keep dreaming about the Headless Horseman's pointyfiled teeth.
http://www.alicia-logic.com/capsimages/sh_059Walken.jpg

― Madchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 11:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I saw an episode of CSI where there were goths with dentally enhanced fangs! Including the phlebotomist! Therefore it must be true!

― Super-Kate (kate), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 11:46 (twenty-one years ago)

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