Which ILXOR has met the MOST ILXORz SUPER WANG LOCKER ROOM CONTEST SHOWDOWN

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Gareth and Ned are neck and neck!

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 02:31 (twenty-one years ago)

We need figures to back this up, n'est pas? Cuz like, I'm curious.

(I have met 6 or so ILXors, which is probably not many at all haha)

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 02:33 (twenty-one years ago)

ned actively recruits ilxors. this contest is rigged.

― bnw (bnw), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 02:36 (twenty-one years ago)

ned is david koresh and ilx is his waco.

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 02:43 (twenty-one years ago)

it's gotta be Gareth.

Sadly, I only clock in at five. :( (not that those weren't a great five!)

(Actually it's seven but two of those I don't really count. Pre-ILX)

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 02:44 (twenty-one years ago)

City by city breakdown of who I've met on these them here boardz past and present:

Athens:
* Trife

Cambridge:
* VengaDan

Chapel Hill:
* J0hn Darnie11e

Edmonton:
* Anthony

Hollywood FL:
* Nichole

London:
* Gareth

Los Angeles/O.C.:
* Ned
* Spencer
* Elvis T
* Vic
* Orbit

Minneapolis:
* Kortbein

NYC:
* JBR
* Daddino

Olympia:
* Nancy B

Portland:
* Casuistry
* Douglas

San Francisco:
(nobody)

Seattle:
* Matos
* Lyra
* Ronny
* Jen
* Martin
* Donna
* Layna
* YetiMike

Singapore:
* Dave M

Toronto:
* Sean C

Westchester:
* Strongo

and I've met a lurker from New Zealand (from Wellington(?)) (Ronny, please re-school me)

So, basically, My count is 28.5

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 02:49 (twenty-one years ago)

i have met 68 ILXors in just eighteen months

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 02:50 (twenty-one years ago)

After this June trip to London and NYC and Iceland (at least as far as the former two are concerned), my ILXOR LOCKER ROOM WANG COUNT will have sharply risen by then... I presume... I hope... *sob* </ned>

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 02:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I did an informal count and got 51 ilxors, but I'm sure I'm leaving people out.

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 03:00 (twenty-one years ago)

And then there are other people I've met who have posted infrequently but I wouldn't go so far as to call them "ilxors."

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 03:03 (twenty-one years ago)

52! i just remembered about teenyfap.

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 03:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I think I have met around 75.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 03:08 (twenty-one years ago)

bastards.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 03:21 (twenty-one years ago)

San Francisco:
(nobody)

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 03:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually, it's probably more like 80.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 03:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Or 85.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 03:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I have met no one. I win the unofficial branch of this contest. ;)

(Though I will chalk it up to only being around here since April 2003. I do hope that I'll eventually be able to meet quite a few people off of this place sometime in the foreseeable future. That is, if you'd have me. :) )

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 03:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I think I'm around like 8?

― GET TO THA' (PRICE) CHOPPA!!!!!!!! ROFFLE!!!!!!!! (ex machina), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 03:37 (twenty-one years ago)

My wang is tiny:

SF: Gygax!, Alex, Michael White, Anthony Kyle Monday, JaXoN, Leee, Sean, Colin.
NYC: Lauren, hstencil (both visiting SF)
LA: Ned (Raggett, you know the one), Chris
Chicago:Jaymc (also visiting the Bay)
Boston: Sterling (also onna visit)
Toronto: Sean C, Chuck Tatum (obviously).

London: Julio, Mark S, Martin Skidmore, stevem, Matt DC, Kate, j0e. Stared across the table at Tom, Jerry, Mr & Mrs Carsmile, Pinefox, Toby, Mark C, William Swygart.
Soon to make Gareth's acquiantance.

That's what...30 or so? And some probably don't count.

Is this something I should be proud of?

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 03:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh god, I keep forgetting people!

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 03:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Make it 90.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 03:42 (twenty-one years ago)

r/z, shut up already. we know yr the paris hilton of ilx.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 03:43 (twenty-one years ago)

So many awful connotations.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 03:43 (twenty-one years ago)

It is my new thing that as soon as I meet an ILXer, I am allowed to freely and mercilessly mock them online. Witness the fates of poor Anthony Kyle Monday and Jaymc.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 03:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Or should I say...Linus and Snagglepuss?

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 03:46 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.leclubparis.com/french/hotels/photos/Paris%20Hilton%20Hotel.jpg

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 03:46 (twenty-one years ago)

quickly crosses @d@ml off ILXoRs to meet.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 03:48 (twenty-one years ago)

*checks in on board for the first time in a while* What the...?

I'll figure out the list at some point. I *SHOULD* note that Mr. Bitch has unfairly left out El Diablo in his count...

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 03:49 (twenty-one years ago)

quickly crosses @d@ml off ILXoRs to meet.

Oh, they like it really.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 03:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh shit, Ned is right...

* Detroit
El Diablo

29.5...

:( (I feel awful)

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 03:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I have only met one full-fledged, official ILXor. My dick feels completely insignificant.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 04:00 (twenty-one years ago)

*whips up a quick count*

...91. I think.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 04:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Ned, stop waving that thing around.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 04:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, wait, no...96.

*turns quickly, knocks @d@ml over*

What?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 04:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Wait til Gareth gets back from pdx fizoodage. You will all be crushed by the mighty FAP anaconda.

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 04:01 (twenty-one years ago)

i remembered two more -- i'm up to 54. and i KNOW i'm forgetting people.

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 04:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Argh, just remembered two more! Christ, maybe it's an even 100 in the end.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 04:09 (twenty-one years ago)

wait no, 55

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 04:09 (twenty-one years ago)

*and counts two more* Yup, it is. Eep.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 04:10 (twenty-one years ago)

...still at one. I'll keep you guys posted. Maybe I can install a little ticker here. Wait, does partying with Tracer's parents count?

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 04:10 (twenty-one years ago)

argh 56

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 04:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude, partying with his parents outranks EVERYBODY.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 04:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I win.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 04:11 (twenty-one years ago)

yes, but who has met geir, Egon Kentor and the Amazing Randy?

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 04:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh dear lord, 103 I realize. Partly because I forgot to count Gabbneb! No wait, 104, I've met George Gossett!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 04:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Or Connor Smedley?

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 04:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Are certain ILXORs worth certain points?

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 04:16 (twenty-one years ago)

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 04:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh shit, I also forgot:

* Berlin
Momus

30.5!

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 04:18 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm just gonna say 62 and leave it at that.

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 04:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Skipping 303 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

I think I've only met around 62 from Matt DC's list, there were a few people I was unsure about, as they may have been at FAPs I've attended, but I can't say for sure.

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 17 October 2004 14:15 (twenty years ago)

Update: Matos makes 21 now.

― jaymc, Sunday, 17 October 2004 15:06 (twenty years ago)

112 give a couple more

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Monday, 18 October 2004 08:41 (twenty years ago)

seven months pass...

since last October, I have also met

Abby
The Lex
Nick B
Chewsabadoo
Emsk (actually I think I met her before that but didn't count her as she either didn't post here or I didn't know she did)
(that oh so cheeky) Miss AMP

which makes 78.

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:04 (twenty years ago)

I've met DV, Anthony, Sterling and Andrew Farrell since I last posted to this thread!

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:15 (twenty years ago)

(Also one of my best friends from high school, John Justen, has started posting to ILM!)

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:16 (twenty years ago)

actually Dog Latin's gf Kelly told me on Saturday that she has posted in a couple of guises, so my total is 79.

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:17 (twenty years ago)

I've met Ms. Laura, who is an ILXor in semi-retirement, since last I posted. Greg Firstworldman too!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:17 (twenty years ago)

Oh, and thanks to a drunken mix-up involving random text messages I accidentally called Sean Carruthers and woke him up in the middle of the night!

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:19 (twenty years ago)

haha

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:20 (twenty years ago)

I'm sure he was thrilled to be hearing from you.

― Leon Federline (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:22 (twenty years ago)

Since last October I have now met Onimo and Scotsvo and I've inadvertently stood next to Lauren without being introduced or having any form of social interaction whatsover.

― ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:23 (twenty years ago)

Did gareth or ned win this showdown?

I doubt at this point I'll meet anyone off of ilx -- though I plan to be traveling in the next few months FAPs just don't sound like my kind of thing.

― Leon Federline (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:24 (twenty years ago)

many have said that in the past and have been proved so, so wrong!

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:25 (twenty years ago)

Oh wait, duh, I have now also met Maura and Eisbar, rah! :-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:26 (twenty years ago)

25 now maybe? (I'm adding Jeff-PTTL, pullapartgirl, Nick Sylvester, and Ryan Pitchfork.)

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:26 (twenty years ago)

I have a lot of novelty ILXors on my list.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:27 (twenty years ago)

And Paul Sci-Fi Soul!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:27 (twenty years ago)

what makes an ILXor a novelty ILXor????

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:27 (twenty years ago)

They have tabby cat hair?

― Leon Federline (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:28 (twenty years ago)

Oh wait, 27: Jocelyn and Eppy.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:29 (twenty years ago)

I dunno, MarkH, "pullapartgirl" is Jeff-PTTL's girlfriend, who's posted maybe three or four times?

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:30 (twenty years ago)

28: my friend Demetri, who posts under a variety of aliases.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:33 (twenty years ago)

Only one, but I did make him talk about all the ones that he'd met.

― Alex in Doncaster (Alex in Doncaster), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:43 (twenty years ago)

try leaving Doncaster!

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:45 (twenty years ago)

It was totally in Sheffield!

(soon, SOON)

― Alex in Doncaster (Alex in Doncaster), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:46 (twenty years ago)

I guess I'm up above the 100 mark by now. Nicole, if you travelled to London I would be very disappointed not to meet you, at a FAP or whatever - I can see how meeting 30 ILXers at once might put any reasonable person off.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 20:04 (twenty years ago)

Surely you British are acquainted with the receiving line, Martin.

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 20:07 (twenty years ago)

yes, obviously we do organise most FAPs that way.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 20:15 (twenty years ago)

three months pass...

I've sort of lost track of a total number but I can add: Anthony Miccio, Alfred Soto, The Good Dr. Bill, carly goodman, Laurel, and Paul Eater. Somewhere in the 30s, I guess.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 19 September 2005 03:03 (nineteen years ago)

I lost count some time back. But counting the last few months I've now also met -- Rogermexico, Walter Kranz, Marco D., Nath, FabFonk, AleXTC, Stevie, Marcello, Ken C, Lauren, Ailsa, Madchen, Ally C, RJG, grimly fiendish, Onimo, dahlin, Kerr/pfunkboy, Archel, Emsk, Barima, tissp!, Colette, Jim and others I am very shamefully forgetting. And good people they all are!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 19 September 2005 03:15 (nineteen years ago)

Ned is the only ilxor I've met. It was nice meeting you Ned!

― walter kranz (walterkranz), Monday, 19 September 2005 05:23 (nineteen years ago)

you can probably add five or six to whatever number i posted last.

― s/c (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 19 September 2005 05:37 (nineteen years ago)

i'm not doing very well at all in this contest.

― g-kit (g-kit), Monday, 19 September 2005 06:59 (nineteen years ago)

I've met a ton now! There were like probably 15 at the show last night and I feel bad for not meeting some.

― ~~~~ DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE ~~~~ (ex machina), Monday, 19 September 2005 07:19 (nineteen years ago)

only 2, kate and anna

― Ste (Fuzzy), Monday, 19 September 2005 07:20 (nineteen years ago)

[Dee:] *admires OleM's medal from afar*

I am no longer its proper holder! I met Jeff W in Oslo some months ago. *sends the medal back to Dee, provided she is still at zero*

― OleM (OleM), Monday, 19 September 2005 11:10 (nineteen years ago)

i think i mentioned on another thread, there's a special mystery prize for the first ilx0r that meets me. woooo! how exciting!?

― g-kit (g-kit), Monday, 19 September 2005 11:14 (nineteen years ago)

sixty-something, I guess, but a lot are people I knew otherwise and people who have started posting, quite recently, who I know

the last ILXor I met was momus

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 19 September 2005 11:25 (nineteen years ago)

a lie, sorry

I met matt DC and gareth, more recently

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 19 September 2005 11:26 (nineteen years ago)

had i visited m4rc3l1ne while you lived with her, the prize could have been yours. so close, yet so far. i suggest you kick yourself a few times.

― g-kit (g-kit), Monday, 19 September 2005 11:27 (nineteen years ago)

i think i mentioned on another thread, there's a special mystery prize for the first ilx0r that meets me. woooo! how exciting!?

What about the first ilxor to shoot you in the head?
:-P

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Monday, 19 September 2005 11:28 (nineteen years ago)

the prize for that was a humiliating usp revenge attack and the stealing of your rifle. bitch.

― g-kit (g-kit), Monday, 19 September 2005 11:31 (nineteen years ago)

My.

I forgot to include Stet, Cozen and Marianna in my list. That is now rectified.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 19 September 2005 12:05 (nineteen years ago)

I met Jaq, Gravel Puzzleworth, Donut and Matos on the Seattle trip, so my total is up to a whopping seven. (Incl. DV, Accentmonkey and Rener)

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Monday, 19 September 2005 12:07 (nineteen years ago)

I recently discovered that another one of my high school friends was posting here under a not-so-subtle psuedonym! (HI MIKE) And also a post-college friend is a lurker! (HI CHRISTIE)

I am using all teh exclamation points!

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Monday, 19 September 2005 12:10 (nineteen years ago)

I should say I also met people this weekend who have posted on ILX irregularly but whom I don't necessarily consider ILXors (T0dd Burns, Ian Math3rs, Nate DeY0ung).

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 19 September 2005 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

Save some for the rest of us, Dan. (that would have been an exclamation point, but I already used up my ration.)

― John Justen (johnjusten), Monday, 19 September 2005 15:03 (nineteen years ago)

I've become a super-rare embossed platinum trading card.

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 19 September 2005 16:02 (nineteen years ago)

I must be knocking around the 120 mark now... I feel a bit weird counting exact numbers though for reasons that should be obvious.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 19 September 2005 21:29 (nineteen years ago)

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