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Some dude with dogs tried to pick me up in washington square tonight

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CREEPY. HIS DOGS ATE MY FALAFEL. AND HE TALKED ABOUT CAPE COD & DOGS A LOT. HE RESCUES THEM. HE'S OLD.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 04:57 (twenty-two years ago)

did his dogs jump up and take the falafel from you?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 04:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Well if he's old and he rescues dogs, you practically owe him a blow job.

― Skottie, Wednesday, 5 May 2004 04:59 (twenty-two years ago)

That's nothing! I had some dude offer my friend and I cash to let him suck us off in the back of a Limo. He shot a wad of cash across a pool table with the cue! It was supposedly all 100s. Also, tocuhed my dick through my pants!

― GET TO THA' (PRICE) CHOPPA!!!!!!!! ROFFLE!!!!!!!! (ex machina), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 04:59 (twenty-two years ago)

i was sitting on a bench and his dogs kept licking my tahini covered fingers. and eating dropping tomatoes & lettuce!!

― Ian Johnson (orion), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 05:01 (twenty-two years ago)

You need food conservation tips from the hot tub guy in Deuce Bigelow.

― LC, Wednesday, 5 May 2004 05:03 (twenty-two years ago)

i am a messy eater. also, slow. ask jon!

― Ian Johnson (orion), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 05:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I had some dude offer my friend and I cash to let him suck us off

my friend and ME, my friend and ME. You'll never get a blow job if you don't learn what the objective case is.

― Skottie, Wednesday, 5 May 2004 05:06 (twenty-two years ago)

skottie, you are my new favorite poster.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 05:07 (twenty-two years ago)

"PAST PARTICIPLE, BITCH!"

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 06:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I USUALLY GET THAT RIGHT

― GET TO THA' (PRICE) CHOPPA!!!!!!!! ROFFLE!!!!!!!! (ex machina), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 06:27 (twenty-two years ago)

three years pass...

The end of an era!!

― carne asada, Tuesday, 4 December 2007 17:03 (eighteen years ago)

He shot a wad of cash across a pool table with the cue!

Please please please don't let that be a euphemism.

― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 4 December 2007 21:56 (eighteen years ago)


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