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I need a nickname...help me think of one.

― nicknameless, Wednesday, 5 May 2004 18:24 (twenty-one years ago)

'the puffin' is going a-begging...

― Robbie Lumsden (Wallace Stevens HQ), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 18:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Cupcake.

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 18:27 (twenty-one years ago)

there are only a ton of ways to come up with nicknames, porno names, star wars name, blues guy name.

surely you can figure one out.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 18:27 (twenty-one years ago)

How about "peanut"?

― C J (C J), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 18:29 (twenty-one years ago)

How about C.J. II, the Unrulier?

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 18:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I suggest T-Bone.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 18:32 (twenty-one years ago)

or Penelope 1V? I think I'll change, I don't like this name too much.

― penelope_111, Wednesday, 5 May 2004 18:33 (twenty-one years ago)

"Da Man"

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 18:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Chubby Chubby Chipmunk-Cheeks.

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 18:36 (twenty-one years ago)

'cooter'

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 18:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Ol' Asshead.

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 18:38 (twenty-one years ago)

We already have a T Bone.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 5 May 2004 18:38 (twenty-one years ago)

S Bone.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 18:53 (twenty-one years ago)

U bend

― penelope_111, Wednesday, 5 May 2004 18:54 (twenty-one years ago)

R Guile

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 18:55 (twenty-one years ago)

F troop

― penelope_111, Wednesday, 5 May 2004 18:55 (twenty-one years ago)

John C3na

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 18:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Steve Penalty

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 18:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Roger Conscience

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 18:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Ethel

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 18:56 (twenty-one years ago)

'Breezy'

― Andrew L (Andrew L), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 18:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Definitely put it in quotes, whatever you go with.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 18:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Lil' Fucker

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 18:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Little Miss Little Miss Little Miss Can't Be Wrong.

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 18:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Nicky Wicky

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 18:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Little Miss Little Miss "Little" Miss Can'to Be Wrongington.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 18:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Tweedy-man

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 19:00 (twenty-one years ago)

The Steamfaucet (think about it).

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 19:01 (twenty-one years ago)

This is going to turn into a Barry type scenario isn't it?

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 19:01 (twenty-one years ago)

"Barry Type Scenario" would be a great nickname right there.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 19:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Chocolate Jesus

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 19:04 (twenty-one years ago)

"Barry Type Scenario", in quotes, looks more like one of those tender 70s soul ballads about fucking.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 19:05 (twenty-one years ago)

"In Quotes"

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 19:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I guess it was just one of those
Barry type scenarios
But I'll keep holdong on
Until tomorrow

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 19:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Furious George

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 19:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Smackhead
Barney
Ol' Blue
Blind Lime Jefferson
Electra
Turquoise-ish
Beef-esque
Taco

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 19:11 (twenty-one years ago)

In bed sittin’ and reading by the t. v. light
Stay away from the window, thunder and lighting
And the rain, the rain keeps fallin’ down
That’s something that hasn’t changed
Yeah, there’s something inside me, it’s quiet when it rains
At the end of the rainbow, there ain’t no pot of lasagne
And the light in the morning, hardly ever shows
Ain’t no easy living, everybody knows
And it’s all around us........
Barry scenario

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 19:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Duvet wafter
Lino sniffer
Mabel

― penelope_111, Wednesday, 5 May 2004 19:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Cancre Saurus

― the angry cowboy (dick), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 19:12 (twenty-one years ago)

This is Barry scenario
Phonograph and radio
I've written everything I know
that I have ever seen.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 19:13 (twenty-one years ago)

bbq head
bad posture
sucka
maggot brain

― 57 7th (calstars), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 19:14 (twenty-one years ago)

90210
OU812

― 57 7th (calstars), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 19:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I think "Esque" would make for a pretty cool nickname

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 19:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Cap'n Nascar

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 19:16 (twenty-one years ago)

frank'n beans

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 19:17 (twenty-one years ago)

"The Shape of Things"

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 19:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Here we go, yo!
Here we go, yo!
Say what, say what, Barry Scenario?

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 19:18 (twenty-one years ago)

slip'n slide

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 19:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Chief Fartknocker

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 19:19 (twenty-one years ago)

(shout out to Lords of the Underground)

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 19:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Datey Datington

― C J (C J), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 19:31 (twenty-one years ago)

ShitFuckerUpper

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 19:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Poopsalot

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 19:36 (twenty-one years ago)

SIR Poopsalot

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 19:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Sir Poopsalot

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 19:36 (twenty-one years ago)

see jel knows the score. show some respect.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 19:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Bottom Bitch

― Barima (Barima), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 19:45 (twenty-one years ago)

*grovels*

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 19:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Are we helping at all, nicknameless?

― C J (C J), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 19:47 (twenty-one years ago)

sheetkicker

― 57 7th (calstars), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 19:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Vertigo Boy
Archduke of Ass-Wrangling
Lord of the Pies
Osama Bin Dere Donedatt

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 19:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Samuel Clemens

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 20:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Lord of the Thighs

― 57 7th (calstars), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 20:02 (twenty-one years ago)

The Unseen Turd

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 20:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Tugger

GeoffBoycott

Dipsy

Lord of the Runts

Helmut Spanke

Ghostwriter

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 20:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Bert Griblington

― C J (C J), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 20:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Sir Cecil Kinkyboots

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 20:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Jezebel Jowls

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 20:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Nick Nameless

Or if you're a girl:

Queen of the Damned

I mean, who's going to f*** with you with a nickname like that?

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 20:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Ivan Skavinsky Scavar

― C J (C J), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 20:28 (twenty-one years ago)

In Philip Roth's The Great American Novel, a young shortstop complains that he doesn't have a nickname, so the team nicknames him "Nickname."

That's the best part, except that the manager is Gil Gamesh and the catcher is "Hot" Ptah and the best line of the book is "HAIR PIE!!!"

Man, I gotta re-read that book.

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 20:42 (twenty-one years ago)

And the narrator's a sportswriter named Word ("call me Smitty") Smith!

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 20:47 (twenty-one years ago)

― GET TO THA' (PRICE) CHOPPA!!!!!!!! ROFFLE!!!!!!!! (ex machina), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 22:43 (twenty-one years ago)

biff jackson

― todd swiss (eliti), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 22:56 (twenty-one years ago)

diet magic

― tsim, Wednesday, 5 May 2004 23:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Cunty McLicious

― Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 23:09 (twenty-one years ago)

how about shitehawk? my pal used it for a while but it's back up for grabs.

― saza bob, Wednesday, 5 May 2004 23:12 (twenty-one years ago)

the big tate

― jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 23:16 (twenty-one years ago)

boo tee
big daddy
pete zhar
e flat
eric shun
borodin spiccato
spazzman sam
nicky
pretty willy

― the real optimist prime, Wednesday, 5 May 2004 23:25 (twenty-one years ago)

'Vladivostock'

― de, Wednesday, 5 May 2004 23:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Queen of rock

― de, Wednesday, 5 May 2004 23:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Van Basten

Hero

Bustard

Attractive Newsreader

Various Artists

Hector Protector

Buju Bunton

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Thursday, 6 May 2004 01:49 (twenty-one years ago)

The Stuff
The One
The It
The Am

― A Nairn (moretap), Thursday, 6 May 2004 02:07 (twenty-one years ago)

The Is
The Are
The What

― A Nairn (moretap), Thursday, 6 May 2004 02:07 (twenty-one years ago)

The Nessness

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Thursday, 6 May 2004 02:11 (twenty-one years ago)

brutal.
skull.
somethinginsidesostrong.
guardian.
sinister.
bear.

― cozen (Cozen), Thursday, 6 May 2004 09:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Koko

― Chris 'The Velvet Bingo' V (Chris V), Thursday, 6 May 2004 12:14 (twenty-one years ago)

"Old Hickory" hasn't been used in a long time.. I think it's ready to be revived.

― dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 6 May 2004 12:17 (twenty-one years ago)

3-Finger Brown

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 6 May 2004 12:23 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.gorskys.com.au/active/nickname-generator.php

This thing told me my nickname should be Dirty Hairy Eyes. Maybe you should try it!

― Madchen (Madchen), Thursday, 6 May 2004 12:31 (twenty-one years ago)

It says I should be Horny Darling Buttocks. Amazing. It's like it's known me my whole life.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 6 May 2004 12:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Gus Jablonski

― Chris 'The Velvet Bingo' V (Chris V), Thursday, 6 May 2004 12:37 (twenty-one years ago)

THRUST!!!

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Thursday, 6 May 2004 13:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Wooden Short Love-sponge. Wow.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Thursday, 6 May 2004 13:58 (twenty-one years ago)

"pink fairy spunk"

what the, that thing is gay, or it's trying to make me seem gay.

― A Nairn (moretap), Thursday, 6 May 2004 18:44 (twenty-one years ago)

HONGRO

― TheNewJMod (JMod), Thursday, 6 May 2004 18:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Thee Southern Dandy

― TheNewJMod (JMod), Thursday, 6 May 2004 18:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Double-chinned Long Breasts wtf????

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 6 May 2004 19:32 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah breasts don't have chins!

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 6 May 2004 19:36 (twenty-one years ago)

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