I am worried about Britney Spears's mental health.

xpost Sorry, but I think I'd rather not forget her tits.

This would require eternal sunshine of the spotless mind treatment.

She should pick up the pace.

indeed?

Infallible proof of my theory.

I wonder if Stephen Dorff knew where he was when he met her.

http://adme.ru/register/img/madonna_britney.jpg

D12 featuring Eminem - My Band: within seconds of getting off stage, our hero is offered a blow job by two fans, both played by him in drag.

Usher - Yeah: in which a large drunk man terrorises an entire club into taking part in the worst dancing known to humanity.

Outkast - Hey Ya: featuring eight Dre 3000s (I would have been happy with seven, though)

Janet Jackson - Just A Little While: Janet attempts to steal her brother's spotlight, but just given the impression that he's escaped and has breast implants.

Avril Lavigne - Don't Tell Me: Angel Avril won't give it up, so Devil Avril stalks him around the city before ascending at the end.

Black Eyed Peas - Hey Mama: just because.

First Alicia Silverstone and now Britney? WTF?

love this!

Usher - Yeah: in which a large drunk man terrorises an entire club into taking part in the worst dancing known to humanity.

isn't that lil' jon, love him too.

THERE'S A NEW BEASTIE VIDEO?!?

my fave video now is Roses.

Did nobody besides me notice how thoroughly Allyzay just summed up every ILM anything ever?

jel, you're a nice but strange man. The C. Milian song is nice but a bit light.

Best vid ever, though my evil imp was waiting for Cool Chick to choke on that gum

british lady? dpd? what did I miss?

-- akm, Friday, 18 January 2008 14:19

dpd = dissociative personality disorder. she's apparently been lapsing into a british accent a lot lately, and word is that during these times she actually believes she is some random British woman.

good job, guys

thanks!

meanwhile: suicide attempt! or not! we don't know! but we still have updates every two minutes and a live video stream from in front of her driveway! (x17online.com and tmz and so on)

(I actually don't care anymore) (not that I ever did, but it was kinda fascinating for a while)

the TMZ tv show just came on and i'm getting a bad case of the TOMBOTs

LOCK TELEVISION!

TMZ has learned the plan to get Britney into UCLA Medical Center had been hatched for days -- it was aborted last night, but executed just minutes ago. And we're told the plan was so intricate the FAA had cleared airspace in route to the hospital.

Back at her house, Britney's psychiatrist told her she was going to the hospital. Her response was, "Is something wrong?" She was not resistant. She made hot chocolate and waited before paramedics arrived and placed her on a gurney.

We're told the psychiatrist felt her condition had deteriorated. Britney had not slept since Saturday -- a day and half longer than she stayed up in recent memory.

The reason she's at UCLA is her new treating psychiatrist practices out of that medical center.

We're told during her initial 72-hour stay she cannot be forced to take medication against her will. If, however, she refuses to take meds, the plan is for the the psych to go to court and have Britney held for an additional 14 days, during which time he can administer proper medications.

And get this ironic twist -- Lynne Spears and Adnan drove to the Medical Center in the same car. A source tells us when Lynne found out Britney was being committed, she blamed it on Sam and was extremely agitated. When Brit heard that, she screamed to her mother, "Shut the hell up."

I WILL SAVE U BRITNEY
http://a.abcnews.com/images/Entertainment/abc_cruise_080115_ms.jpg

I am surprised he hasn't offered to to so yet. It's only a matter of time really, right?

dr phil and jeffrey tambor together on the early show this morning was pretty funny.

also i love how all of the "respected" news shows are getting all of their info from TMZ.

she's apparently been lapsing into a british accent a lot lately

If this personal account is to be believed, that particular symptom seems to have gotten better. Or worse.

more like a britney-ish accent amirite

christ almighty i am such a hack

RIP Britney Spears

If this personal account is to be believed, that particular symptom seems to have gotten better. Or worse.

lol blog's masthead quote translates "one must doubt everything"

We're told during her initial 72-hour stay she cannot be forced to take medication against her will. If, however, she refuses to take meds, the plan is for the the psych to go to court and have Britney held for an additional 14 days, during which time he can administer proper medications.

btw, just for anybody who's curious (fair warning, if you're not interested in the legalities of the CA psych system, this will be very TL;DR), here's the deal, unless california law has changed since I worked in the psych biz out there. The 72-hour hold is called a 5150 and is part of the Lanternman-Petris-Short act that dealt with standards of involuntary commitment. They can put a 5150 on anybody who presents a clear and present danger to himself/herself, to others, or who is gravely disabled (=can't feed self, protect self from harm, etc). Lots of people are qualified to write a 5150. I have seen obnoxious drunks find themselves in a locked psych ward after a hard night. It is sad because they wake up hung over & terrified & weirded-out. The 14-day is a 5250 and is like a sort of "well, you don't seem better, but it could be temporary" sort of thing. It also allows all the workers to get all their observations together for when they present the case for a temporary conservatorship/30-day hold. After that, if the treatment team still agrees that the person being held is unable to take care of himself/herself, a full conservatorship is issued, which means somebody else makes your decisions for you about whether you can stay in or out of a hospital.

The writer of the above bit says that "(Britney) can't be forced to take medications against her will" while on a 5150 but unless they've changed things a lot (they may have) this isn't entirely true. If she became combative to the point of harming others or herself, an M.D. can still order stat medications for the protection of the patient or of others.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/Music/02/05/britney.spears.ap/index.html

b-a-n-a-n-a-s

christ

yes she's obviously White Trash in how she dresses and speaks and stuff... but was is uncanny is how she has managed to take the whole trailer park clusterfuck social dynamic and hierarchy and set it up in a mansion in Beverly Hills or wherever the fuck she lives. She is just fucking trash to the core. A powerful glowing magnetoplasmic whorecore.

whorecore

New Trends 2008!

whorecore

Talk about a label that needs a product.

courtney and kat already did it

I like how that whole CNN article is hearsay (from an unreliable source) from start to finish

i like that part of it too

and this is an official document by her mother:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0205083spears1.html

kat already did it

kat who?

from babes in toyland

wow. thats who first came to mind but i cant believe anyone on this board is old enough or girly enough to remember her.

There are tons of people here who know her and Babes in Toyland.

Old and girly is we.

I can't be the only one who taped this video off 120 Minutes and watched it over and over:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzwXWkfuKEA

CAn't JAcko save her!?

i miss lori barbero

Rob Stein's Jan. 15 Health article ["Too Much of a Good Thing?"]

i miss lori barbero

http://www.myspace.com/koalasband

with this latest chapter in the britney saga and heath ledger's toxicology report coming in, i really hope tom cruise as crusader makes another appearance sometime soon.

Tom Cruisader

the koalas are "okay"

I didn't actually listen to them. But hey that's where Lori is if anyone misses her.

thanks!

Britney is surely a "troubled panda"

http://www.amazon.com/Panda-Bear-Hug-Juri-Jones/dp/B000VKL0TE

aditional note - she was being drugged with seroquel and risperdol - in my experience those are drugs that you go berserk if you need and DONT take

OSAMA.

her parents just need to fly her over to elton's mansion and let her recover under his avuncular gaze

^ i support this

she's out again!

http://www.tmz.com/

http://www.tmz.com/2008/02/06/britneys-crazy-car-chase-to-bev-hills-hotel/

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/11ed201165

http://tv.yahoo.com/blog/brit-me-baby-one-more-time-a-first-look-at-britney-for-the-record--46

"Leave Britney Alone" dude has a single out soon:

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4131/4838552436_338da2d7f2_z.jpg

I don't find this dude on purpose, but anyway,

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jessicamisener/this-is-what-chris-crocker-looks-like-today