Footballers who look like movie bad guys

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http://www.mladina.si/tednik/200248/clanek/prosinecki/img/prosinecki_inline.jpg
Robert Prosinecki

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 6 May 2004 04:07 (twenty-two years ago)

well wouldn't that guy from Lock Stock be the ultimate movie bad guy? Vinnie Jones? Isn't he the REAL king?

― Nellie (nellskies), Thursday, 6 May 2004 05:02 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www2.raisport.rai.it/news/sport/nfl/200002/01/389739d3060a6/RayLewis1.jpg

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Thursday, 6 May 2004 05:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Dick "Night Train" Lane

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 6 May 2004 05:21 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.serbia.sr.gov.yu/g3/images/liege2106.jpg

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 6 May 2004 07:17 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.futbolli.com/vetem/futboll/images/articles/20030704175736615_1.jpg

"No Mr Bond I expect you to dive!"

(hey Matt is that Stig Tofting in your pic as well?)

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 6 May 2004 08:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Stig Tofting should play The Thing!

― Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 6 May 2004 09:07 (twenty-two years ago)

i like the way Prosinecki is probing his proboscis

― zappi (joni), Thursday, 6 May 2004 09:11 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.uefa.com/MultimediaFiles/Photo/competitions/UCL/78831_351X180.jpg

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 6 May 2004 09:29 (twenty-two years ago)

That first picture of Tofting is almost balletic, as if he has forsaken a dance with JD Thomason

― Mikey G (Mikey G), Thursday, 6 May 2004 09:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Dom - all that's missing is the white cat, and possibly Ranieri dangling above a pool of ravenous sharks.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 6 May 2004 09:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm hoping Ranieri checks underneath his car every morning for bombs

― Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 6 May 2004 09:35 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.dunas.com/entertainers/vinniejones2.jpg

i know it's a bit of a stretch to imagine him as a footballer...

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 6 May 2004 09:36 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www2.raisport.rai.it/news/sport/calcio/200001/19/388617fe0662a/lippi.jpg

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 6 May 2004 09:43 (twenty-two years ago)

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Thursday, 6 May 2004 09:49 (twenty-two years ago)

See also - footballers who look like harassed police chiefs:

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― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Thursday, 6 May 2004 09:50 (twenty-two years ago)

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Thursday, 6 May 2004 09:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Why can't I find that pic of footballing rapist Frank Sinclair looking REALLY FUCKING SINISTER at an airport anywhere, despite it being all over the Net just two months ago?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 6 May 2004 09:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Glenn Roeder would lead the bad guys to relegation

― Mikey G (Mikey G), Thursday, 6 May 2004 09:53 (twenty-two years ago)

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Thursday, 6 May 2004 09:54 (twenty-two years ago)

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Thursday, 6 May 2004 09:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Those last two are classic - the second guy is a Bulgarian, no?

― Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 6 May 2004 09:57 (twenty-two years ago)

yup, it's Trifon Ivanov, The Wolfman. If he got a haircut he'd look a bit like Robert Mitchum.

And the other one's Gillingham player-manager Andy Hessenthaler.

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Thursday, 6 May 2004 09:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Ivanov! Aha, cutting his hair would have led to a Samson-like loss of power I reckon.

― Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 6 May 2004 10:00 (twenty-two years ago)

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39880000/jpg/_39880256_playersairport_pa203.jpg

i have the power Matt

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 6 May 2004 10:02 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.newport-county.co.uk/archives/season_2002-2003/players_profile_2002-2003.html

Dunno where to start. Or finish. But have a look and pick your favourite.

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Thursday, 6 May 2004 10:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Customs Officer: "Who does this Rohypnol belong to?"

― Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 6 May 2004 10:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Personally, I'm going for Jeff Eckhardt.

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Thursday, 6 May 2004 10:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Damm you Spy Kids, I'll get you next time!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38749000/jpg/_38749849_seaman298.jpg

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 6 May 2004 10:06 (twenty-two years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39327000/jpg/_39327237_lehmann300.jpg

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 6 May 2004 10:10 (twenty-two years ago)

It's the sneer:

http://www.newport-county.co.uk/archives/season_2002-2003/news_room_images_2002-2003/neil_davies0203.jpg

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Thursday, 6 May 2004 10:10 (twenty-two years ago)

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Thursday, 6 May 2004 10:14 (twenty-two years ago)

New leader?

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Thursday, 6 May 2004 10:16 (twenty-two years ago)

All this time without a solitary mention of:

http://www.ananova.com/images/web/54757.jpg

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 6 May 2004 10:18 (twenty-two years ago)

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Thursday, 6 May 2004 10:19 (twenty-two years ago)

The thing about Martin Keown is that King Kong is not a movie bad guy as such

― Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 6 May 2004 10:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I picked the wrong sport, I wanna be a bad guy too.
http://espn-i.starwave.com/media/nhl/2001/0505/photo/a_domi_hi.jpg

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 6 May 2004 10:21 (twenty-two years ago)

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Thursday, 6 May 2004 10:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Marco Boogers! He went mad and lives in a caravan in Holland. Ideal backgound for a movie bad guy. And he almost cut Gary Neville in half.

― Mikey G (Mikey G), Thursday, 6 May 2004 11:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Tomas Repka anyone?

― Japanese Giraffe (Japanese Giraffe), Thursday, 6 May 2004 11:13 (twenty-two years ago)

That's three West Ham players. And I'll add a Julian Dicks to your Repka.

― Mikey G (Mikey G), Thursday, 6 May 2004 11:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Jan Koller would make a great henchman

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 6 May 2004 12:02 (twenty-two years ago)

http://homepage.tinet.ie/~lucanunited/images/agallagher.jpg

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 6 May 2004 12:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Gerald Asamoah will break you:

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Thursday, 6 May 2004 18:58 (twenty-two years ago)

That one up there, that second one posted by William - is that LIL JON?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 6 May 2004 19:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Nope - Rigobert Song. Only man to be sent off in consecutive World Cups.

I wish this one was bigger:

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Thursday, 6 May 2004 19:03 (twenty-two years ago)

ha ha, that last one looks less like a main movie bad guy and more like a hired mook of a main movie bad guy

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 6 May 2004 19:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Steven (Halford, of Accrington Stanley), take a bow.

I'm flowing now - Paddy Kenny:

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Thursday, 6 May 2004 19:06 (twenty-two years ago)

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Thursday, 6 May 2004 19:08 (twenty-two years ago)

ha ha wow

You totally own this thread William.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 6 May 2004 19:09 (twenty-two years ago)

That might have something to do with no-one else posting on it (above - Dixie Dean, still the record-holder for goals scored in one league season - 52 or something in that region, no?)

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Thursday, 6 May 2004 19:10 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.smh.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1043533958884_2003/01/26/27spt_superbowl.jpg

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 6 May 2004 19:17 (twenty-two years ago)

"Dixie Dean" looks a lot like Joe DiMaggio.

― Leeefuse 73 (Leee), Thursday, 6 May 2004 19:37 (twenty-two years ago)

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