Pertick?

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hmmm (hmmm), Thursday, 6 May 2004 11:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Woodlands Road?

smee (smee), Thursday, 6 May 2004 11:37 (twenty-two years ago)

mighty fine

hmmm (hmmm), Thursday, 6 May 2004 11:38 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.almac.co.uk/personal/ipaterson/Glasgow/glsgw08x.jpg

Madchen (Madchen), Thursday, 6 May 2004 11:40 (twenty-two years ago)

lobby dosser.

a guy came up to me when i was sitting outside brel, claiming to be the king of "pertick" before translating that helpfully into "partick", and then telling ILX's own Cathy that he thought she was going "away home to frig herself".

charming.

Robbie Lumsden (Wallace Stevens HQ), Thursday, 6 May 2004 11:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha that would be Gav innit.

Liz :x (Liz :x), Thursday, 6 May 2004 11:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Ho ho ho.

Madchen (Madchen), Thursday, 6 May 2004 11:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Robbie, either you aint a native or you are fwightfully posh...

smee (smee), Thursday, 6 May 2004 11:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I am a native, and....posh, if not frightfully posh.

but my posh Kelvinsaaaaiiide accent would of course say Partick as Pertick. In kelvinside, Sex is what you carry coal in...

Robbie Lumsden (Wallace Stevens HQ), Thursday, 6 May 2004 11:59 (twenty-two years ago)

It's Pertyck is it no'?

Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 6 May 2004 12:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Pertyck for those not from Kelvinside...

smee (smee), Thursday, 6 May 2004 12:41 (twenty-two years ago)

(i'm not really from Kelvinside, to my shame, i'm from it's ugly vulgar sister, Kelvindale)

Robbie Lumsden (Wallace Stevens HQ), Thursday, 6 May 2004 12:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Ya schemie ned....

smee (smee), Thursday, 6 May 2004 12:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I heard about this counterfeit "king of partick" and the hushed, cowardly silence he caused.

RJG (RJG), Thursday, 6 May 2004 12:53 (twenty-two years ago)

is the sky falling, btw?

RJG (RJG), Thursday, 6 May 2004 12:54 (twenty-two years ago)

(yes the sky is falling)

I had met the "king of pertick" before, wandering down white street:

The King: Do you know what Vodka's made out of?
Me: Well, they say it's made out of potatoes, but i think that's a myth...
The King: No no no (a pause to emphasise the astonshing fact he was about to relate)....Potatoes!

how does one answer that?

Robbie Lumsden (Wallace Stevens HQ), Thursday, 6 May 2004 13:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Spontaneous combustion

or

extreme violence

hmmm (hmmm), Thursday, 6 May 2004 13:13 (twenty-two years ago)

you are scared of this guy, lumsden.

RJG (RJG), Thursday, 6 May 2004 13:13 (twenty-two years ago)

of course i'm scared. i'm a scaredycat http://pktheatre.com/Cowardly%20Lion.jpg

Robbie Lumsden (Wallace Stevens HQ), Thursday, 6 May 2004 13:31 (twenty-two years ago)

What, you look like James Hetfield from Metallica?

Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 6 May 2004 13:32 (twenty-two years ago)

he he!

Robbie Lumsden (Wallace Stevens HQ), Thursday, 6 May 2004 13:33 (twenty-two years ago)


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