Let's suggest alternate "New Message Added" page

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(From the "Fans" thread)
It's interesting how the ILX interface has a space for expression with a button labelled 'Submit' followed by a screen that says 'Success!' As a metaphor for showbiz, that's not very realistic. The page should instead have two buttons, 'Submit' and 'Never!', followed by a screen that rings up 'Success!' or 'Failure!' according to how good your post is, how cute you are, how much money has been invested in you, or just at random.
-- Momus (nic...) (webmail), May 5th, 2004. (link)


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Success! you made your point with outstanding clarity!
Failure! No-one will understand your oblique references
Whatever! This thread is so over, no one will even read this, let alone reply
Repetition! You said this already, albeit on another thread.
xPost! Someone else has just said this, and much more better and that.
Curses! You are RIGHT!
-- mark grout (mark.grou...) (webmail), May 5th, 2004. (link)

"Sorry! You couldn't get it licensed outside Australia!"
-- the music mole (colinsbarro...) (webmail), May 5th, 2004. (link)


Hesitation! You are replying to a post over six entries ago.
Deviation! That's a matter for another thread
Repetition! Didn't I do this one already?
-- mark grout (mark.grou...) (webmail), May 6th, 2004. (link)

And now, more?

mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 6 May 2004 15:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Creepy!

Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 6 May 2004 15:09 (twenty-one years ago)

We hate you! But you post here anyway.

Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 6 May 2004 15:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Creepy! - Everyone is secretly laughing at you

Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 6 May 2004 15:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Poxy fule! In the time it took you to compose this gibberish, the server crashed!

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Thursday, 6 May 2004 15:11 (twenty-one years ago)

how about a blank page with a hidden HTML command that can only be found after hours of fruitless searching.

jel -- (jel), Thursday, 6 May 2004 15:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Great! Your contribution to the degeneration of modern society has been made! Good job, asshat!

Barima (Barima), Thursday, 6 May 2004 15:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Bootyflakes! Oh, and your message got through, I guess -- I just like saying "Bootyflakes!"

Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 6 May 2004 15:14 (twenty-one years ago)

You're going to regret that in about two minutes! Well done!

@d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 6 May 2004 15:15 (twenty-one years ago)

FUCK OFF

(for CRW)

stevem (blueski), Thursday, 6 May 2004 15:16 (twenty-one years ago)

You Give Love A Bad Name

We Are Watching You!

WHY?

jel -- (jel), Thursday, 6 May 2004 15:17 (twenty-one years ago)

SMELL MY CHEESE, YOU MUTHA!

http://www.coogans-run.co.uk/images/pics/alan-partridge/im-alan-partridge/cheese.jpg

Barima (Barima), Thursday, 6 May 2004 15:22 (twenty-one years ago)


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