Ladies and gentlemen, the dicktar (NOT work friendly)

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Cutty dug this one up, but it deserves (?) its own thread:

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― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 6 May 2004 19:20 (twenty-one years ago)

As linked to from here:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4165227120

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 6 May 2004 19:23 (twenty-one years ago)

You disgust me.

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 6 May 2004 19:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey, I disgust me.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 6 May 2004 19:24 (twenty-one years ago)

It's a Dickbass! DICKBASS!

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 6 May 2004 19:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Could Gwar technically be an "80s punk band"?

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 6 May 2004 19:25 (twenty-one years ago)

BASSTICLES

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 6 May 2004 19:25 (twenty-one years ago)

How about bass dicktar?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 6 May 2004 19:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Giving new meaning to the ol' "wanking guitar solos" meme.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 6 May 2004 19:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Geez, I used to talk about the phallic mysticism surrounding certain ideas of rock guitar, but I never expected anyone to do this!

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 6 May 2004 19:26 (twenty-one years ago)

THE VEINS OH LORD THE VEINS

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 6 May 2004 19:27 (twenty-one years ago)

arteries?

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 6 May 2004 19:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Does it really matter at this point?

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 6 May 2004 19:29 (twenty-one years ago)

SKEETOCASTER

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 6 May 2004 19:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Item location: EAST GRINSTEAD

...it shoulda been Cockfosters.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 6 May 2004 19:30 (twenty-one years ago)

this bass guitar is built totally wrong! the penis should be the neck of the guitar so it can be stroked and fondled in the normal course of playing it. how could that not have been obvious to the manufacturer?

― fact checking cuz (fcc), Thursday, 6 May 2004 19:44 (twenty-one years ago)

the new Fender Jizzmaster?

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 6 May 2004 19:44 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost but this way you can be licking the tip of the cock whilst it gently weeps

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 6 May 2004 19:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Thank you, Ken. I need to pour Drano in my brain now.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 6 May 2004 19:46 (twenty-one years ago)

...or braino, as it were

― punmaster 5000 (chrisco), Thursday, 6 May 2004 21:40 (twenty-one years ago)

or pimp juice

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 6 May 2004 22:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha oh man I hope that's not a SLAP BASS

(cough)

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Friday, 7 May 2004 00:31 (twenty-one years ago)

My guess on the '80s punk band: has to be the Meatmen.

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Friday, 7 May 2004 00:31 (twenty-one years ago)

prickenbacker

― the 'surface' 'noise' (electricsound), Friday, 7 May 2004 00:36 (twenty-one years ago)

i-bone-ez

― the 'surface' 'noise' (electricsound), Friday, 7 May 2004 00:36 (twenty-one years ago)

gibson les boules

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 7 May 2004 07:05 (twenty-one years ago)

that so makes me not want to ever learn hnow to play an iinstrument properly wtf.

― allyzay, Friday, 7 May 2004 07:12 (twenty-one years ago)

inherently the only manner of which you can play that bass is going to be improperly.

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 7 May 2004 07:14 (twenty-one years ago)

i like that theory dude, i can learn how to play an instrument inproperly. then i can be in a band, like meg white.

― allyzay, Friday, 7 May 2004 07:15 (twenty-one years ago)

The neck of the guitar looks like a splint for the shaft of the penis.

I never thought I'd type that in a library.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Friday, 7 May 2004 11:22 (twenty-one years ago)

could do with curlier fur

― Menelaus Darcy (Menelaus Darcy), Friday, 7 May 2004 11:26 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

NOT SAFE FOR WORK
The Wangcaster
NOT SAFE FOR WORK

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 17 May 2005 17:40 (twenty years ago)

And a metrosexual wangcaster at that.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 17 May 2005 17:44 (twenty years ago)

BEST THREAD REVIVE EVER

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 17 May 2005 18:02 (twenty years ago)

CRY HAVOK AND LET SLIP THE DONGS OF WAR!

― galangalangalangston (PUNXSUTAWNEY PENIS), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 00:41 (twenty years ago)

Pardon me for finding the Wangcaster beautiful.

― kirsten (kirsten), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 01:48 (twenty years ago)

You're a girl. Girls should find the cock-piece beeautiful.

― Jimmy Mod, Sultan of Sexxitime (ModJ), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 01:50 (twenty years ago)

I doubt it.

― kirsten (kirsten), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 01:55 (twenty years ago)

I think I just like the color of the wood.

― kirsten (kirsten), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 01:58 (twenty years ago)

I might choose a synonym there.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 02:14 (twenty years ago)

Ned! Give me a synonym for "wood". In the context in which I meant it.

― kirsten (kirsten), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 02:16 (twenty years ago)

I mean, surely "lumber" would have been worse.

― kirsten (kirsten), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 02:16 (twenty years ago)

Or did you mean a synonym for "like" or "color"?
I just enjoy the hue of the lumber.

― kirsten (kirsten), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 02:17 (twenty years ago)

I am drunk and going to bed now. I do apologize to ILE for my drunken drunkenness.

― kirsten (kirsten), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 02:18 (twenty years ago)

*amused*

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 19:00 (twenty years ago)

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