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We suddenly started having a scrollable log on google of all our recent search terms, and I ask you: wtf is wrong with us

"leider ohne worte"
abortion
afflak
blanche devereaux
caviar driver
caviar windows driver
devoe
frederic leighton
golden girls blanche
hard drive upgrade
leider ohne worte
madness
melissa joan hart
pre-raphaelite
quadrophenia
robert del naaj
robert del naja
robert del naja child porn0graphy
streets discography
tricky to rock a rhyme
vicchycoise
windows will not recognize hard drive

I think my bf has downloaded so much golden girls porn it crashed the hard drive.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 7 May 2004 02:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I think you shouldn't deny your passions.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 7 May 2004 02:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Melissa Joan Hart.

― kirsten (kirsten), Friday, 7 May 2004 03:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Wait, whats this google log? Hows it work?

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 7 May 2004 03:05 (twenty-one years ago)

It's the Internet Explorer autocomplete feature.

― Leeefuse 73 (Leee), Friday, 7 May 2004 03:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Has the Google/ILx search stopped working for anyone else? It was fine until a couple of days ago, now it won't return any results for anything.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 7 May 2004 03:14 (twenty-one years ago)

He appreaciates all that life has to offer: computers, insurance, prepubescent television stars, second wave ska, grafitti and hot, naked Golden Girls.

― C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Friday, 7 May 2004 03:16 (twenty-one years ago)

He totally picked the wrong Golden Girl to search.

― Scott CE (Scott CE), Friday, 7 May 2004 03:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Wait just one moment -- "Golden Girls" porn? You have to be kidding me.

― Those Beautiful Lines (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 7 May 2004 03:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Totally kidding. Apparently someone just needed a pic of Blanche Devereaux that bad.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 7 May 2004 03:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually, it was me searching almost all of those (including Melissa Joan Hart), minus the Blanche and the hard drive crap. And "tricky to rock a rhyme," 'cause I already know everything there is to know about that, natch.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 7 May 2004 03:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, ok. Good. I wasn't going to wonder unless you had actually been seeking out "Golden Girls" porn, which I dearly hope doesn't exist, actually.

― Those Beautiful Lines (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 7 May 2004 03:29 (twenty-one years ago)

*quickly aborts mission re: emailing Sophia Petrillo/Rose Nyland lez-up mpeg to Trayce

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 7 May 2004 03:31 (twenty-one years ago)

"caviar windows driver" is what exactly?

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 7 May 2004 03:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Woops, not Trayce, but Those Beautiful Lines!!

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 7 May 2004 03:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't know, Alex, but it sounds both sophisticated and delicious.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 7 May 2004 03:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Ha. I thought maybe you were insinuating some sort of freakysneaky trade-off plan type thing with Our Favorite Flame-Haired Australian. (Just FYI, it's still just Dee.)

"Caviar Windows driver" = perhaps this super-expensive gold-plated hardware thingy that gets shipped to you with dry ice and packed with some high-quality roe?

― Those Beautiful Lines (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 7 May 2004 03:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I would think high quality fish eggs would fuck up the circuitry, but I am no Bill Gates.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 7 May 2004 03:39 (twenty-one years ago)

A google later sez that it's a line of hard drives.

― Leeefuse 73 (Leee), Friday, 7 May 2004 03:42 (twenty-one years ago)

(xp)

Oh well. If you've got that kind of money, what's a couple of destroyed pieces of hardware?

(Really, though, my crazy mental picture thingy envisioned the little black pearls enclosed in some tin-like container.)

Aw, Leee, ruin all the fun why don't you? ;)

― Those Beautiful Lines (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 7 May 2004 03:44 (twenty-one years ago)

It's the Internet Explorer autocomplete feature.

Thats just an IE thing, it doesnt sound much like a "scrollable google log" to me though.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 7 May 2004 03:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Hm. Perhaps it's not exclusive to google...that's all I've noticed it doing that on, though.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 7 May 2004 03:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahah that's twice I've mistaken the autocomplete for the google log!

― Leeefuse 73 (Leee), Friday, 7 May 2004 03:50 (twenty-one years ago)

But Roxy, whats it actually doing? From what Lee said, I see that if I start typing www.google.... etc into my URL bar in IE a big list of previous searches shows up in the auto suggestions. But nothing actually on the Google page itself, which was the impression I got that you're seeing. Now I'm just really confused :(

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 7 May 2004 03:53 (twenty-one years ago)

No, no...it's when i start typing into the google bar.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 7 May 2004 03:58 (twenty-one years ago)

shouldn't that be "lIEder" (not "lEIder")?

― deutscherbär (llamasfur), Friday, 7 May 2004 04:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I think I found that out.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 7 May 2004 04:15 (twenty-one years ago)

"tricky to rock a rhyme" + "streets discography" made the most sense

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 7 May 2004 07:11 (twenty-one years ago)

life withot words is a buutiful phrase and i like it immensely and wil use it in my final exam on german on monday.

― allyzay, Friday, 7 May 2004 07:42 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

updated:

"is bernard sumner gay"
"talib lyrics stick to your rib"
america the band
bernard sumner
bernard sumner gay
bernard sumner homosexual
cat in box
log blog
orange peel asheville
slow jamz
talib kweli
vox foundation cabinet

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Sunday, 29 May 2005 19:39 (twenty years ago)

so, is bernard sumner gay then?

― Slumpman (Slump Man), Monday, 30 May 2005 02:42 (twenty years ago)

afflak

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 30 May 2005 02:52 (twenty years ago)

the major pre-google search sites (yahoo, excite, altavista, etc.) used to have "search voyeur" pages where you could see what other people were searching for. it could be very entertaining in a "wtf?" kinda way. the only one i can find at present is this at this one dodgy search site: http://www.galaxy.com/info/voyeur.html
recent search terms:
- Project Plans
- touring caravan park
- Breathwork
- clarence roberts
- Hi-gain
- post traumatic stress disorder treatment
- magnet-mount clip
- ColdwellBanker%5fPierce%2fcoldwellbanker
- ColdwellBanker5fPierce2fcoldwellbanker
- Script adds
- charlotte observer
- skipsbrudd
- mothers who murder their children
- contact address
- "Combine your desired cosmetic surgery with an e
- \"Combine your desired cosmetic surgery with an ex
- wgr614v3
- silhouette solar
- Hull Trading Archon Whitehall JB Weir Speer Leads
- Blandford
- "Psoriasis"

― Amon (eman), Monday, 30 May 2005 04:53 (twenty years ago)

- ma111
- arginine aspartate
- toffee
- lil troy wanna be a balla
- cycle mount
- adolf hitler
- pads
- lil try wanna be a bella
- modem
- arginine

― Amon (eman), Monday, 30 May 2005 04:54 (twenty years ago)

The more modern equivalent of that is: some P2P file-sharing clients let you see what search requests your client has received. Porn searches, mostly.

― caitlin (caitlin), Monday, 30 May 2005 07:09 (twenty years ago)

Haha 2 of my last searches were for "chickpea pumpkin curry" and err.. "bangbus".

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 30 May 2005 10:18 (twenty years ago)

Please tell us the story behind your second search term.

― moley, Monday, 30 May 2005 11:43 (twenty years ago)

I blame ILX, that is all.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 30 May 2005 12:09 (twenty years ago)

golden girls bangbus

― Amon (eman), Monday, 30 May 2005 16:23 (twenty years ago)

I never found out if Bernard Sumner is gay or not.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 30 May 2005 18:37 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

i still do not know

― wordy rappinghood (roxymuzak), Thursday, 16 November 2006 07:13 (eighteen years ago)

im glad i don't keep a log!

― judybloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 16 November 2006 08:41 (eighteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

He is married now.

― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 00:44 (seventeen years ago)

Bernard Sumner or ex-bf

― latebloomer, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 00:48 (seventeen years ago)

BOTH!

I meant Bernard Sumner.

― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 00:52 (seventeen years ago)

Wait, this particular ex-bf is not married. Sorry.

― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 00:52 (seventeen years ago)

What Does Your Scrollable Google Log Look Like

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 01:14 (seventeen years ago)

update:

abbath
aimee7672
autographed bob denver
beheading a fish
best hentai game ever
craunch the marmoset
endtables punk
fantasy metal
how to gut a fish
jenna jameson
lil wayne big cup
lil wayne big gulp
lil wayne cup
lil wayne gas station
mens hairstyles 2007 that are not queer <<<not making this up, must be roommate's
new kids on the block step by step
removal of fish head
skyline chili
taco technician

― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 01:26 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

absolute boyfriend
air pollution knoxville
amateur surgeon
avenged sevenfold
babby
bass drum of death
do one thing every day that scares you
dude
ephedrine
estelle getty
forgotten 90s bands
gatlinburg bubba gump
grilled cheese
guy with hand tattoos site:flickr.com
hal holbrook
heavy metal decoration
hiking galdhøpiggen
im a flibberty gibbet
leaning on jesus
metal cookies
newfound gap road fire car
nineties one hit wonders
one hit wonders modern rock
polly crockett hat
pure prairie league
radio playlist 1997
rudimentary peni
tuppence name
us modern rock chart 1996
young jeezy lyrics
zaha hadid

― got my Krystals stocked, run the whole mothafuckin block (roxymuzak), Saturday, 13 June 2009 02:07 (sixteen years ago)

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