This is the thread where we converse entirely using comedy catchphrases

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But don't mention the war.

― Marcello Carlin, Friday, 7 May 2004 08:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd buy that for a dollar!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 7 May 2004 08:27 (twenty-one years ago)

You don't get many of those for a pound!

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 7 May 2004 08:29 (twenty-one years ago)

I didn't get where I am today conversing entirely in comedy catchphrases.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 7 May 2004 08:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Ooh you are awful, but i like you

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 7 May 2004 08:42 (twenty-one years ago)

and then some

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 7 May 2004 08:43 (twenty-one years ago)

You guys kill me... not!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 7 May 2004 08:44 (twenty-one years ago)

play properly kenneth

shut that door

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 7 May 2004 08:44 (twenty-one years ago)

ooh er missus

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 7 May 2004 08:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Winter draws on.

― Marcello Carlin, Friday, 7 May 2004 08:46 (twenty-one years ago)

draws on my arse

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 7 May 2004 08:47 (twenty-one years ago)

You rangggg?

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Friday, 7 May 2004 08:49 (twenty-one years ago)

D'oh!

― Robbie Lumsden (Wallace Stevens HQ), Friday, 7 May 2004 08:51 (twenty-one years ago)

(You have to actually CONVERSE rather than just randomly post catchprases people, otherwise its easy)

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 7 May 2004 08:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, excuuuuuuuuuuse me!

[Do you SEE]

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Friday, 7 May 2004 08:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Exsqueeze me.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 7 May 2004 08:54 (twenty-one years ago)

... with my reputation?

― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Friday, 7 May 2004 09:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Suits you, sir.

― Marcello Carlin, Friday, 7 May 2004 09:17 (twenty-one years ago)

"I only asked"

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 7 May 2004 09:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Stupid boy.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 7 May 2004 09:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't believe it!

― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 7 May 2004 09:21 (twenty-one years ago)

All right my loves?

― C J (C J), Friday, 7 May 2004 09:26 (twenty-one years ago)

It's being so cheerful as keeps me going.

― Marcello Carlin, Friday, 7 May 2004 09:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I heared that! pardon?

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 7 May 2004 09:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Now, you didn't wanna do that!

― C J (C J), Friday, 7 May 2004 09:30 (twenty-one years ago)

You stupid woman!

― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 7 May 2004 09:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Stop messing about.

― Marcello Carlin, Friday, 7 May 2004 09:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't panic! Everybody don't panic!

― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 7 May 2004 09:40 (twenty-one years ago)

<Tim-style "what am I doing here" look to camera>

― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Friday, 7 May 2004 09:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Hello Dave!

― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 7 May 2004 10:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, hang on a moment... You're not Dave? Do not worry Dave, you can continue to converse using comedy catchphrasezzzz.

― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 7 May 2004 10:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Okey cokey pig in a pokey

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 7 May 2004 10:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Righty-dokey matey-bloke flap old salty sea-dog amigo skip- jack jockstrap piano-tuner, let's see you balls this one up!

― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Friday, 7 May 2004 10:40 (twenty-one years ago)

That's another fine mess you've gotten us into Stanley!

― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 7 May 2004 10:46 (twenty-one years ago)

i pronounce this thread a failure

AROLD!

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 7 May 2004 10:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll get me coat.

― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 7 May 2004 10:49 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread isn't dead. It is tired and shagged out after a long sqwauk.

― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 7 May 2004 11:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Help, I've fallen and I can't get up

― Menelaus Darcy (Menelaus Darcy), Friday, 7 May 2004 11:18 (twenty-one years ago)

you look marvellous

― dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 7 May 2004 11:21 (twenty-one years ago)

so much better than last week

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 7 May 2004 11:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Did I do that?

― Menelaus Darcy (Menelaus Darcy), Friday, 7 May 2004 11:23 (twenty-one years ago)

This is the most depressing thread ever. Mr Grimsdale.

― de, Friday, 7 May 2004 11:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Smeg.

― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 7 May 2004 11:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Is this Marcello's subservise attempt to get us all acting like morans? Betty.

― de, Friday, 7 May 2004 11:45 (twenty-one years ago)

'subversive' d'oooooooooooooooooooooooooooohh

― de, Friday, 7 May 2004 11:46 (twenty-one years ago)

No I do this all the time. Good Moaning.

― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 7 May 2004 11:46 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost

― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 7 May 2004 11:47 (twenty-one years ago)

"morans"

well you obviously don't need any help from me on that score, do you?

No offence.

― Marcello Carlin, Friday, 7 May 2004 11:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Err, it's quite an established ilx meme Marcello. You can't have missed it. I may not be good at the spealling but that was intentional.

― de, Friday, 7 May 2004 11:53 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.rockford.uic.edu/jc/something%20completely%20different.jpg
And now it's time for something completely different.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:56 (twenty-one years ago)

get it right dipshit

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:56 (twenty-one years ago)

(man i must still have some residue of New York in me, oh wait everyone there was super-nice, what's my problem? oh it's a comedy catchphrase so is ok)

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Class! Class! CLASS!

SSSSSHHHHHUUUUTTTT UUUUUPPPP!!!!

Thank you.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Friday, 7 May 2004 13:05 (twenty-one years ago)

What's that about?

― Nellie (nellskies), Friday, 7 May 2004 13:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Mrs Peacock was a man?

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Friday, 7 May 2004 13:47 (twenty-one years ago)

That's no woman, she's a man baby!

― Austin Powers (nickalicious), Friday, 7 May 2004 13:50 (twenty-one years ago)

black people do things differently than white people

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Friday, 7 May 2004 13:50 (twenty-one years ago)

If I could walk THAT way, I wouldn't need aftershave!

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Friday, 7 May 2004 13:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I have a cunning plan.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 7 May 2004 13:52 (twenty-one years ago)

nudge nudge

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 7 May 2004 13:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Michael Jackson

― Nellie (nellskies), Friday, 7 May 2004 14:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Pinky, are you thinking what I'm thinking?

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 7 May 2004 15:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey now!

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Friday, 7 May 2004 15:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Wha' happened?

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 7 May 2004 15:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Ladies, back me up here!

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Friday, 7 May 2004 15:32 (twenty-one years ago)

we have a pool and a pond, the pond would be good for you.

― metfigga (metfigga), Friday, 7 May 2004 16:10 (twenty-one years ago)

There's no-body here but us chi-ckens.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 7 May 2004 22:25 (twenty-one years ago)

he says...welcome to the land of Blue Light. I am a carpenter, and this is my brother Tom

― uh (eetface), Friday, 7 May 2004 22:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Arse!

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 7 May 2004 22:31 (twenty-one years ago)

In my PANTS!

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Friday, 7 May 2004 22:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Not that there's anything wrong with it!

― Leeefuse 73 (Leee), Friday, 7 May 2004 22:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Rightio young Sonny Jim old fella-me-lad matey skip me old pal from
the briny, let's fill up the picnic hamper!

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 7 May 2004 22:54 (twenty-one years ago)

She's a man, baby, YEAAAAHHHH!

― Prude (Prude), Friday, 7 May 2004 23:12 (twenty-one years ago)

don't bump the table ,man, I'm tryin ta mix

― uh (eetface), Friday, 7 May 2004 23:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I didn't do it.

― Leeefuse 73 (Leee), Friday, 7 May 2004 23:14 (twenty-one years ago)

...for me to poop on! /conan

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 7 May 2004 23:17 (twenty-one years ago)

DY-NO-MITE!!

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 7 May 2004 23:17 (twenty-one years ago)

three years pass...

They don't like it up 'em!

― StanM, Monday, 10 March 2008 10:32 (seventeen years ago)

any booze for teh baby?

― warmsherry, Monday, 10 March 2008 10:55 (seventeen years ago)

that's what SHE said

― baaderonixx, Monday, 10 March 2008 11:09 (seventeen years ago)

eww girl, eww

― warmsherry, Monday, 10 March 2008 11:26 (seventeen years ago)

aye, caramba

― latebloomer, Monday, 10 March 2008 11:48 (seventeen years ago)

You wouldn't let it lie.

― Dingbod Kesterson, Monday, 10 March 2008 12:13 (seventeen years ago)

DON'T get me STARTED

― wanko ergo sum, Monday, 10 March 2008 13:21 (seventeen years ago)

Whatchoo talkin' about?

― ailsa, Monday, 10 March 2008 13:24 (seventeen years ago)

amirite

― ken c, Monday, 10 March 2008 13:26 (seventeen years ago)

You don't get anything for an "amirite" - NOT IN THIS GAME

― Dingbod Kesterson, Monday, 10 March 2008 13:43 (seventeen years ago)

GAG me with a SPOON

― warmsherry, Monday, 10 March 2008 13:53 (seventeen years ago)

You. Dir. Ty. Lit. Tle. Man!

― Dingbod Kesterson, Monday, 10 March 2008 13:58 (seventeen years ago)

Who are you, my mother?

― wanko ergo sum, Monday, 10 March 2008 13:58 (seventeen years ago)

She Is A Tart!

― DavidM, Monday, 10 March 2008 14:19 (seventeen years ago)

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