If you opened an Indian restaurant what would you call it

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Korma Chameleon

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Dhansak The Juggler

― Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Argie's Bhaji

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I would call it

"See, immigration *is* ok you xenophobic poos"

― hmmm (hmmm), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:14 (twenty-two years ago)

the indian in stenders is the Argy Bhaji!

― Jaunty Alan (Alan), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:15 (twenty-two years ago)

ha!

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:15 (twenty-two years ago)

(It's a) Naan Issue

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Poppadum Preach

― Tom Ledger (ledge), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Dansak and Party

― Jaunty Alan (Alan), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Tandoori Yokoo

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I Like Chapati (Everybody Does)

― Jonnie, Friday, 7 May 2004 12:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't ransack me dansak

― penelope_111, Friday, 7 May 2004 12:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Dan's Sack

Naan The Wiser

We Are The Tikka Boys

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Raj Against The (Mean Lean Grilling) Machine

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Papa Dom's

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Royal Pharmaceutical Clinic of Constipation

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Balti Towers

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Poppadum Preach

wtf I was thinking exactly that!

ok then.

New York Daals

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:22 (twenty-two years ago)

RBM - Every Booty Hurts

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:22 (twenty-two years ago)

ha ha i like Balti Towers

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:22 (twenty-two years ago)

It would be all-carryout and it would be called Raita Way

― Time Space Hazmat (Andy K), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Pretty Lousy Indian Food - I'm No Cook, ya Dig?

― dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:23 (twenty-two years ago)

the taj mahal travellers

― DJ Martian (djmartian), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Poppadum Preach

Tears On My Pilau

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Aloo Mutter, Aloo Fadder (kosher indian)

― Kris (aqueduct), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Aloo, is it me you're looking for?

― Mikey G (Mikey G), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:25 (twenty-two years ago)

halal there

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Tikka To Ride

― Barima (Barima), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:28 (twenty-two years ago)

masalarama

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Khoomani Feel The Noize

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Bhuna house down

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Manager's busy (He's vindaloo).

― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Khameer, You

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:38 (twenty-two years ago)

yes, cumin

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Khan On In

(Borrowed Titles)

Basmati Beatdown
Fists of Curry
Electric Vindaloo
Fear Of A Brown Planet
Uptown Bollywood Nights
The Good, The Bad and the Chutney

― Barima (Barima), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:45 (twenty-two years ago)

electric vindaloo!! That's a real one? Where is it located?

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Fear Of A Black Chapati

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Best & worst thread ever, simultaneously.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:47 (twenty-two years ago)

The Good, The Bad and the Chutney

my joint-favourite along with Matt DC's

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:48 (twenty-two years ago)

the match is yours, stevem

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Singh When You're Winning

― suzy (suzy), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd open a fast-food curry franchise joint that did curries in baps, and I'd call it Burger Singh.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:54 (twenty-two years ago)

La-di Da-di We Like Chapati

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Or McDhansak.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:55 (twenty-two years ago)

There's a kebab shop in Leeds called Kebabylon, allegedly.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:55 (twenty-two years ago)

And the Irish chain, Abrakebabra.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Kebabylon would have to be right next to the Dread Lion pub.

Curry Pipe?

― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Cumin Round

(The borrowed titles were from songs)

― Barima (Barima), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:59 (twenty-two years ago)

all this talk of Singh has reminded me of when Ned was here and we went for a curry in Southall and i saw casette albums by LL COOL SINGH

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 7 May 2004 13:01 (twenty-two years ago)

"Balti Towers" omg that is teh funniest evah help me help me I want to eat at "Balti Towers"

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Friday, 7 May 2004 13:02 (twenty-two years ago)

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Happiness is a Warm Naan

― ledge, Monday, 14 March 2011 12:28 (fifteen years ago)

Karmakorma

― anna sui generis (suzy), Monday, 14 March 2011 12:28 (fifteen years ago)

Madras in My Kitchen, What Am I Gonna Do?

― farieling thosder chout a bagh an i ballme crantuman (dog latin), Monday, 14 March 2011 12:28 (fifteen years ago)

Ceylon Sailor

― farieling thosder chout a bagh an i ballme crantuman (dog latin), Monday, 14 March 2011 12:30 (fifteen years ago)

Its not called Madras anymore

― cherry blossom, Monday, 14 March 2011 12:30 (fifteen years ago)

StereoLabu

― farieling thosder chout a bagh an i ballme crantuman (dog latin), Monday, 14 March 2011 12:31 (fifteen years ago)

xpost the curry is still called a Madras in most places though.

― farieling thosder chout a bagh an i ballme crantuman (dog latin), Monday, 14 March 2011 12:31 (fifteen years ago)

I could never eat at a restaurant with a pun name

― cherry blossom, Monday, 14 March 2011 12:32 (fifteen years ago)

Goodness Gracious Ghee

― ledge, Monday, 14 March 2011 12:32 (fifteen years ago)

Red Bull Dosa

― Jlloyd, I'm ready to be heartbroken (ken c), Monday, 14 March 2011 12:32 (fifteen years ago)

^^^

― farieling thosder chout a bagh an i ballme crantuman (dog latin), Monday, 14 March 2011 12:33 (fifteen years ago)

Mumbai Bicycle Club

― Jlloyd, I'm ready to be heartbroken (ken c), Monday, 14 March 2011 12:35 (fifteen years ago)

if on a winter's night a tandoor

― There's nothing left alive but a pair of ashy thighs (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 14 March 2011 12:54 (fifteen years ago)

Take That and Balti

― a murder rap to keep ya dancin, with a crime record like Keith Chegwin (snoball), Monday, 14 March 2011 12:55 (fifteen years ago)

Chat Room

― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Monday, 14 March 2011 13:00 (fifteen years ago)

Gary's Got A Bhuna

― ka£ka (NickB), Monday, 14 March 2011 13:05 (fifteen years ago)

Take That and Chapati

(?)

― farieling thosder chout a bagh an i ballme crantuman (dog latin), Monday, 14 March 2011 13:06 (fifteen years ago)

Belun Sebastipul

― Mark G, Monday, 14 March 2011 13:06 (fifteen years ago)

Paperback Raita

― quantum telescope (+ +), Monday, 14 March 2011 13:50 (fifteen years ago)

Girlfriend in a Korma
Death of a Disco Dhansak
Sheila Tikka Bow

― bham, Monday, 14 March 2011 13:55 (fifteen years ago)

Irish Blood, Indian Food

― ka£ka (NickB), Monday, 14 March 2011 14:00 (fifteen years ago)

Phal-o-centric

― a murder rap to keep ya dancin, with a crime record like Keith Chegwin (snoball), Monday, 14 March 2011 14:00 (fifteen years ago)

Balti More

― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Monday, 14 March 2011 14:00 (fifteen years ago)

Rogaine Josh, a restaurant entirely staffed by bald waiters.

― a murder rap to keep ya dancin, with a crime record like Keith Chegwin (snoball), Monday, 14 March 2011 14:01 (fifteen years ago)

Dopiaza The action

― a murder rap to keep ya dancin, with a crime record like Keith Chegwin (snoball), Monday, 14 March 2011 14:02 (fifteen years ago)

Pathia of Least Resistance

― a murder rap to keep ya dancin, with a crime record like Keith Chegwin (snoball), Monday, 14 March 2011 14:03 (fifteen years ago)

You're Only Samosa Blow The Balti Tandoors Off

― ka£ka (NickB), Monday, 14 March 2011 14:06 (fifteen years ago)

Tandoori's the night

― Jlloyd, I'm ready to be heartbroken (ken c), Monday, 14 March 2011 14:07 (fifteen years ago)

Pakora Your Troubles In Your Old Kit Bag And Balti Them Beneath The Lassi

― a murder rap to keep ya dancin, with a crime record like Keith Chegwin (snoball), Monday, 14 March 2011 14:08 (fifteen years ago)

amiraita?

― a murder rap to keep ya dancin, with a crime record like Keith Chegwin (snoball), Monday, 14 March 2011 14:09 (fifteen years ago)

wow NickB

― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Monday, 14 March 2011 14:09 (fifteen years ago)

Original Paratha-terial

― Jlloyd, I'm ready to be heartbroken (ken c), Monday, 14 March 2011 14:11 (fifteen years ago)

I would open it in Brixton, and it would be called It Was Samosa Be Jalfrezi.
― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 20 May 2005 12:30 (5 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Jlloyd, I'm ready to be heartbroken (ken c), Monday, 14 March 2011 14:12 (fifteen years ago)

Garam don't cumin for free

― Jlloyd, I'm ready to be heartbroken (ken c), Monday, 14 March 2011 14:13 (fifteen years ago)

Mad About Saffron

― thirdalternative, Monday, 14 March 2011 18:18 (fifteen years ago)

Paratha the Ragda

― dayo, Monday, 14 March 2011 22:56 (fifteen years ago)

Binjeeta's (NB this was the 'drag name' handed to a chubby British Asian stylist by another stylist I know).

― anna sui generis (suzy), Monday, 14 March 2011 23:05 (fifteen years ago)

He Ain't Heavy, He's Paratha

― administratieve blunder (unregistered), Monday, 14 March 2011 23:19 (fifteen years ago)

Try A Little Tandoorness

― administratieve blunder (unregistered), Monday, 14 March 2011 23:22 (fifteen years ago)

The Shashilk Redemption

― administratieve blunder (unregistered), Monday, 14 March 2011 23:31 (fifteen years ago)

Rambo: First Chaat
Over the Chaat
Chaatland
Chaat or My Mom Will Shoot!

― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 00:25 (fifteen years ago)

five years pass...

Chaat Shit Get Banged.

― Matt DC, Friday, 1 July 2016 17:49 (ten years ago)

*Bangla'd

― imago, Friday, 1 July 2016 17:51 (ten years ago)

(Bhangra?)

― imago, Friday, 1 July 2016 17:54 (ten years ago)

-_-

― imago, Friday, 1 July 2016 17:55 (ten years ago)

Divya's Curry Divas

― F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 1 July 2016 18:03 (ten years ago)

Flavor Goo

― oculus lump (contenderizer), Friday, 1 July 2016 18:19 (ten years ago)

quality thread

― Οὖτις, Friday, 1 July 2016 18:43 (ten years ago)

I always wanted to open a fusion restaurant that would include takes on jambalaya and gumbo as well as curries and call it Mardi Gras Indian.

― Dan is a ‪#‎VegetablePuppet‬, he is NOT REAL. ‪#‎flatearth (Dan Peterson), Friday, 1 July 2016 18:54 (ten years ago)

Gulab Jamun with You

― F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 1 July 2016 18:58 (ten years ago)

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