For the curious: FINALLY, a picture of Roger Adultery, in a tuxedo, looking fat, and Wifey looking like a total sexbomb, as usual, OR, "What Do YOU Look Like, October 2004"

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I don't even remember this picture being taken. I need to get back in shape.

http://www.dronedisco.com/TJWedding9-25-04/TJWedding9-25-04-Pages/Image4.html

― roger adultery (roger adultery), Friday, 1 October 2004 17:49 (twenty years ago)

ilx is getting a lot more married lately

― m. (mitchlnw), Friday, 1 October 2004 17:54 (twenty years ago)

that's not our wedding picture, that's us at my best friend's wedding - both on the bride's side! Totally progressive, dude. What would Uncle Buchannan think?

― roger adultery (roger adultery), Friday, 1 October 2004 17:55 (twenty years ago)

Why does Roger have a bannana slug in his boutonnière?

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 1 October 2004 17:55 (twenty years ago)

i didn't mean to imply that that was a picture of you getting married.

― m. (mitchlnw), Friday, 1 October 2004 17:56 (twenty years ago)

Cute pic!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 1 October 2004 17:57 (twenty years ago)

You look just like the happy guy who works at the gas station where I buy cigarettes on my way to work! He calls me "dude" and usually has the pack rung in before I even get to the counter.

― Huk-L, Friday, 1 October 2004 17:58 (twenty years ago)

would "ilx as a marital aid" be a funny thread to start?

― m. (mitchlnw), Friday, 1 October 2004 17:58 (twenty years ago)

ilx is getting a lot more married lately

always a better sign than ilx is going to a lot more proms lately

― JaXoN (JasonD), Friday, 1 October 2004 18:00 (twenty years ago)

a picture of Roger Adultery, in a tuxedo, looking fat, and Wifey looking like a total sexbomb, as usual

It's like a CBS sitcom!

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Friday, 1 October 2004 18:01 (twenty years ago)

It totally IS. Sexbomb and the Roj'.

That photo is so "what is SHE doing with HIM?"

I assure you in real life I am quite handsome.

anyway...

weddings = usually awesome

― roger adultery (roger adultery), Friday, 1 October 2004 18:02 (twenty years ago)

According to Jim is on ABC.

― Huk-L, Friday, 1 October 2004 18:03 (twenty years ago)

are those spiders covering that house?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 1 October 2004 18:05 (twenty years ago)

Your wife is smokin'.

― Towelette Pettatucci (Homosexual II), Friday, 1 October 2004 18:05 (twenty years ago)

I didn't want to be the first to say it.

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Friday, 1 October 2004 18:06 (twenty years ago)

You both look great. I think one of the reasons weddings are so good is the age spread - everyone getting drunk, from teenagers to pensioners.

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Friday, 1 October 2004 18:07 (twenty years ago)

Where do you live, Roger, nerd country!?

― Towelette Pettatucci (Homosexual II), Friday, 1 October 2004 18:07 (twenty years ago)

That was a joke. Kind of.

― Towelette Pettatucci (Homosexual II), Friday, 1 October 2004 18:08 (twenty years ago)

Hahahahaaa

― roger adultery (roger adultery), Friday, 1 October 2004 18:08 (twenty years ago)

Yeah I could totally be a trekkie in that pic

― roger adultery (roger adultery), Friday, 1 October 2004 18:09 (twenty years ago)

by the way thanks kevin

― roger adultery (roger adultery), Friday, 1 October 2004 18:12 (twenty years ago)

My girlfriend being silly with old pictures:

http://www.madolan.com/comics/cornninjascomic.jpg

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 1 October 2004 18:22 (twenty years ago)

Your wife is smokin'.

I did want to be the third to say it.

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 1 October 2004 18:23 (twenty years ago)

Hold everything ... that reception gets nuts ... AND izzat WOLF EYES???

― Loose Translation: Sexy Dancer (sexyDancer), Friday, 1 October 2004 18:23 (twenty years ago)

That is 25 Suaves, there, too, also. Trainspot ahoy.

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 1 October 2004 18:26 (twenty years ago)

jordan looks like the bastard lovechild of jeff goldblum and ..uh.. some guy a little beefier and more israeli looking than jeff goldblum. in a.. good way? yeah, in a good way. we're all in a good way.

― m. (mitchlnw), Friday, 1 October 2004 18:33 (twenty years ago)

OMG, someone (Holly?) linked to this on the NOIZE Board! You're famous, Roger!

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 1 October 2004 18:33 (twenty years ago)

Jordan is the long lost twin of my high school flame.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 1 October 2004 18:34 (twenty years ago)

so , now i'm the only one without a posted pic.sheesh
roger and wifey look very happy.

― kephm (kephm), Friday, 1 October 2004 18:35 (twenty years ago)

xxpost - it was 0Lson's wedding, dude

I'll tell Wifey the Collective ILX think's she's 'smokin'

she's even more so in person

― roger adultery (roger adultery), Friday, 1 October 2004 18:35 (twenty years ago)

Did you go high school with Jeff Goldblum, Jocelyn?

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 1 October 2004 18:35 (twenty years ago)

http://art-ificial.com/indie/malibu.jpg

― JaXoN (JasonD), Friday, 1 October 2004 18:37 (twenty years ago)

"Honey, strangers from the internet think you're superhott."

"That's nice, dear. Be a dear & put in _Trapdoor Fucking Exit_, OK?"

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 1 October 2004 18:38 (twenty years ago)

I was supposed to have my webcam by now, but amazon cancelled my order. Grrrrr.....
Maybe I'll make the next WDYLL thread...

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 1 October 2004 18:44 (twenty years ago)

so size does matter...
finally! an epiphany! i made it work... so that's me on the left... in lake powell recently... in a boat... stranded... with my angry friend reza...

http://www.amtexoil.com/meandreza.jpg

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Friday, 1 October 2004 18:50 (twenty years ago)

dude he's gonna shove you overboard.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Friday, 1 October 2004 18:51 (twenty years ago)

I like how you're "casually" avoiding him.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 1 October 2004 18:53 (twenty years ago)

Totally, there's evil in those eyes.

(x-post)

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 1 October 2004 18:53 (twenty years ago)

it was getting very close to that... our boat died when we were about 5 miles deep in a suspiciously quite (for a while) canyon... when darkness came there was the awful buzzing noise of tens (or hundreds or millions or billions) of thousands of mosquitos echoing throughout the canyon...

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Friday, 1 October 2004 18:54 (twenty years ago)

did the yellow shirt save you ? were flares used?

― kephm (kephm), Friday, 1 October 2004 18:54 (twenty years ago)

Is that pink thing in the foreground a giant knee or a bald dude in flagrante?

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Friday, 1 October 2004 18:55 (twenty years ago)

nope... a man listening to augustus pablo in a beautiful boat with headlights saved us... he came back there because he was on mushrooms (is all he said about why he was in a remote canyon at night)... it was quite dark by then.

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Friday, 1 October 2004 18:56 (twenty years ago)

no, that pink thing was just this fleshy ball we carried around the lake for good luck... we called it charles... woke up one morning though and it was just gone...
(i think it's a knee)

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Friday, 1 October 2004 18:57 (twenty years ago)

it was robert stack i bet ( off-white trenchcoat and microphone?)

― kephm (kephm), Friday, 1 October 2004 18:57 (twenty years ago)

At least I know who to look for at Kitsch (unless your bones are bleaching in the canyon and it's your ghost typing).

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 1 October 2004 18:58 (twenty years ago)

yeah... considering i can't wear a hat at kitsch (wtf is that?!?) i will always look at that unless i start doing jenny craig or something.

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Friday, 1 October 2004 18:59 (twenty years ago)

umm... i don't customarily wear swimming trunks with a bright yellow shirt at kitsch though, just so you know.

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Friday, 1 October 2004 18:59 (twenty years ago)

my girl and i

http://www.flickr.com/photos/659701_1075d3c19b_m.jpg

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Friday, 1 October 2004 19:09 (twenty years ago)

Did you get botox?

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 1 October 2004 19:11 (twenty years ago)

That came off ruder than intended. It's just a funny pic because your face has like no contrast or marks or anything, just kind of flat-looking.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 1 October 2004 19:14 (twenty years ago)

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I don't get Halloween.

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 31 October 2004 15:27 (twenty years ago)

Halloween costumes don't have to be scary!

― Markelby (Mark C), Sunday, 31 October 2004 15:30 (twenty years ago)

that picture was pretty disturbing though

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 31 October 2004 16:10 (twenty years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/primrosehill/ALAN.jpg

CASHBACK

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Sunday, 31 October 2004 16:34 (twenty years ago)

― mark p (Mark P), Sunday, 31 October 2004 16:39 (twenty years ago)

Mark that photo is the single most disturbing thing ever posted to ILE.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 31 October 2004 16:40 (twenty years ago)

its really only a matter of time before someone switches their heads.

― mark p (Mark P), Sunday, 31 October 2004 16:41 (twenty years ago)

Stop getting ILE wrong, Matt.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Sunday, 31 October 2004 16:41 (twenty years ago)

Oh, woops, I thought you meant mine. Haw!

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Sunday, 31 October 2004 16:42 (twenty years ago)

its really only a matter of time before someone switches their heads.

http://www.globalhermit.com/ilx/markelby.jpg

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Sunday, 31 October 2004 16:49 (twenty years ago)

Haha, Sean, you are a god, I kiss you, etc.

― ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 31 October 2004 16:52 (twenty years ago)

hahaaha!

― jed_ (jed), Sunday, 31 October 2004 16:55 (twenty years ago)

That is simply magical.

― Ally C (Ally C), Sunday, 31 October 2004 17:12 (twenty years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/kenjuggle/barrysouthall.jpg

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 31 October 2004 17:15 (twenty years ago)

from the barry/southall series

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 31 October 2004 17:15 (twenty years ago)

thhhhhherrrrre's the money shot.

― mark p (Mark P), Sunday, 31 October 2004 17:22 (twenty years ago)

From the markelby/celebrity series:

http://www.globalhermit.com/ilx/dame-markelby.jpg

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Sunday, 31 October 2004 17:23 (twenty years ago)

The thumb is pretty creepy, axully.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Sunday, 31 October 2004 17:26 (twenty years ago)

haha sean i didn't even notice that

― mark p (Mark P), Sunday, 31 October 2004 17:27 (twenty years ago)

together at last!!!!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/kenjuggle/atlast.jpg

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 31 October 2004 18:03 (twenty years ago)

I want more pictures of ILXORS in caves. They are chic.

ihttp://img74.exs.cx/img74/2900/TBCave.th.jpg

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Sunday, 31 October 2004 18:33 (twenty years ago)

This will probably not work.

ihttp://uk.f1.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/allycook96/detail?.dir=/b3f9&.dnm=9adf.jpg

― Ally C (Ally C), Sunday, 31 October 2004 18:42 (twenty years ago)

ah piss

― Ally C (Ally C), Sunday, 31 October 2004 18:42 (twenty years ago)

It's gone, now.

― Ally C (Ally C), Sunday, 31 October 2004 18:55 (twenty years ago)

big picture of me.

― cºzen (Cozen), Sunday, 31 October 2004 19:41 (twenty years ago)

doubtful.

for lucy alone.

the time pictures are taken, on my camera, on my watch.

― cºzen (Cozen), Sunday, 31 October 2004 19:44 (twenty years ago)

It is all clear now.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Sunday, 31 October 2004 20:07 (twenty years ago)

hopefully.

― cºzen (Cozen), Sunday, 31 October 2004 20:14 (twenty years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v291/TheManthony/scenester.jpg

happy halloween!

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 31 October 2004 20:41 (twenty years ago)

please tell me that's supposed to be ryan adams.

― mark p (Mark P), Sunday, 31 October 2004 20:52 (twenty years ago)

Cozen, that is the most student-hall-of-residence-like room I have seen in my life.

― ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 31 October 2004 21:04 (twenty years ago)

CRAVAT!

― jed_ (jed), Sunday, 31 October 2004 21:06 (twenty years ago)

Also, cravat! Very nifty and dapper and whathaveyou. You stylish young man, you.

― ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 31 October 2004 21:11 (twenty years ago)

Is that your real hair, Anthony? You look somewhat like Matthew Sweet there.

yeah, another:
http://homepage.mac.com/alexinnyc/.Pictures/Photo%20Album%20Pictures/2004-10-24%2017.51.48%20-0700/Image-0A960CB8261E11D9.jpg

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 31 October 2004 21:11 (twenty years ago)

nah, that's a wig. and yes I am Ryan Adams/Matthew Sweet/Paul Banks/Jarvis Cocker/the Strokes.

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 31 October 2004 21:54 (twenty years ago)

wait.. so cozen doesn't actually live in a halls of residence?? i was convinced by that photo!

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 31 October 2004 22:16 (twenty years ago)

Its the hipster Tom Ewing!

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 31 October 2004 22:28 (twenty years ago)

Finally, I can contribute to this thread!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/kenjuggle/DCP_3367.jpg

Unfortunately, I am a TWO-FACED ZOMBIE!!!

No, it wasn't even Halloween. I blame Ken C.

― Two-Headed Zombie With No Face (kate), Monday, 1 November 2004 13:40 (twenty years ago)

Ron Jeremy
http://webpages.charter.net/cmvenuti/images/ron.jpg

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Monday, 1 November 2004 14:15 (twenty years ago)

two months pass...

It's a bit of a daft revive, this. But way upstream, I promised to post a picture of what my bedroom looked like when I finished tidying it. And I just remembered that I haven't done. I finished tidying on december 18th, so I guess it took me two months and 13 days. Here's how things turned out.

http://photos1.flickr.com/2388213_54d31f6580.jpg

The curtains are still ugly. The walls are still unpleasant. But hey, it looks like I'll be moving soon, so it's not worth worrying about any more.

― JimD (JimD), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 16:08 (twenty years ago)

hella makeover, jim!

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 27 January 2005 04:15 (twenty years ago)

I am feelin' the mood lighting you've got going there!

― haitch™ (haitch), Thursday, 27 January 2005 04:29 (twenty years ago)

jim, are you secretly har mar superstar?

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 27 January 2005 04:36 (twenty years ago)

haha, "secretly"

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 27 January 2005 05:03 (twenty years ago)

that looks nice and cozy!

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 27 January 2005 05:16 (twenty years ago)

i just accidentally scrolled to a photo of collette! she is tall and stern and lurvely! is she still amongst us?

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 27 January 2005 05:19 (twenty years ago)

(IS IT WRONG OF ME TO WANT THE NEW ANSWERS BACK?)

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 27 January 2005 05:20 (twenty years ago)

amongst us?

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 27 January 2005 05:22 (twenty years ago)

i'm really not that stern, i'm sure there'll be a pic of me dancing like an idiot at club FT tonight to illustrate, but thanks!

jim's room was an amazing transformation. although i don't think i've seen it since, so who knows if it still looks like that!?

― colette (a2lette), Thursday, 27 January 2005 10:21 (twenty years ago)

Hmm, maybe I should carry this picture with me when I'm out on the pull. "Hey honey, wanna come back to mine? Look, I've got fairy lights!".

I touched Har Mar's bum once. And stuck my finger in his bellybutton too. Dark days.

― JimD (JimD), Thursday, 27 January 2005 16:12 (twenty years ago)

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