Who on the bitch has been on a cruise?

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MY wife and I am considering a cruise to celebrate 5 years of marriage. With that in mind:

- Have you been on a cruise?
- Where did you go?
- Which cruise line did you take?
- Did you enjoy it?
- Would you recommend it?

We're currently looking at a couple of western Caribbean cruises put the airfare to the ports of call is PURE REAMAGE.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 8 May 2004 19:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I've never been on a cruise while on the bitch . I did go on a cruise through Greece once, tho. Loved it, highly recommended, don't remember the line, was fairly younger at the time

― Barima (Barima), Saturday, 8 May 2004 19:45 (twenty-one years ago)

( *pssstSanJuanIslandsComeVisitUsSeattlePeepsWeVengaLoveYouVengaDanKBye*)

― donut bitch (donut), Saturday, 8 May 2004 19:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I've never been but I hear that cruises have the highest percentage of repeat business of any type of vacation. Everyone I know who went on one loved it.

― teeny (teeny), Saturday, 8 May 2004 20:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I went on one of those Windjammer Barefoot cruises about 3 years ago. Had a really nice time. Like summer camp on a boat, very rustic accomodation and food, but totally adequate. When the sails were up it was beautiful. Diving off the boat into the Carib., awesome. St. Martin-St. Barts-Nevis-St. Kits. Pretty cheap too.

― Skottie, Saturday, 8 May 2004 20:08 (twenty-one years ago)

i would so love to go on a cruise at some point in my life. i had a friend who worked on cruise ships and his job sounded super-spiff--very well-paid, lots of time off at various ports of call, cool faux-naval uniforms

― s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 8 May 2004 20:08 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.windjammer.com/dyn/1064523130.jpg

― Skottie, Saturday, 8 May 2004 20:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Last night I dreamed I went on the same cruise as Pharrell Williams. My boyfriend kept elbowing me and jealuosly spitting "Him? Don't laugh at him!!" when I was amused by his many hilarious jokes.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 8 May 2004 20:27 (twenty-one years ago)

that David Foster Wallace essay ('A Supposedly Fun Thing...') is entertaining. Might make good precruise reading.

― Aaron A., Saturday, 8 May 2004 20:29 (twenty-one years ago)

dreamt, obv.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 8 May 2004 20:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Considering Pharrell's jokes aren't funny (if he ever makes any), your boyfriend must've been PISSED.

― Barima (Barima), Saturday, 8 May 2004 20:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Considering Pharrell's jokes aren't funny (if he ever makes any), your boyfriend must've been PISSED. He'll be upset for real if he ever reads that post.

― Barima (Barima), Saturday, 8 May 2004 20:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Excuse my dodgy connection.

― Barima (Barima), Saturday, 8 May 2004 20:37 (twenty-one years ago)

He was quite humorous in the dream! And an excellent dancer.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 8 May 2004 20:38 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.windjammer.com/fleet_grace_destination_2.html

Okay, this looks like possibly the greatest trip ever.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 8 May 2004 20:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Looks good, Dan.

Roxy, could you arrange for Dream Pharrell to somehow replace the real one?

― Barima (Barima), Saturday, 8 May 2004 20:50 (twenty-one years ago)

6 years ago I went to Bermuda on a Royal Carribean cruise. Best time ever. But I went with two friends and not with my wife.

― Chris 'The Velvet Bingo' V (Chris V), Saturday, 8 May 2004 20:52 (twenty-one years ago)

We got smashed for 7 days straight and saw about 4 hours total of Bermuda.

― Chris 'The Velvet Bingo' V (Chris V), Saturday, 8 May 2004 20:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I went on a cruise from singapore all the way up the side of malaysia to thailand, and back.

it was quite awesome, though i was 12 at the time. played a lot of mini-golf and arcade games.

6 months later, the ship sank. we think it was insurance fraud.

― chrisco (chrisco), Saturday, 8 May 2004 23:57 (twenty-one years ago)

A trombone player friend of mine is on a cruise ship gig. Can't remember what line, but he says it's great (for the passengers anyway, as opposed to the crew). Especially if you'd like to sleep with women of a variety of nationalities, apparently.

― Jordan (Jordan), Sunday, 9 May 2004 05:37 (twenty-one years ago)

From Cyprus to Egypt via Israel in 2000

Classic: the way the people who served food doubled up as the singers in the evening, the suprisingly luxurious cabin.

Dud: the formal table arrangments for dining. Some people brought suits with them specifically for this...

― Bob Six (bobbysix), Sunday, 9 May 2004 07:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I haven't but I would like to go on one, probably around Norway.

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 9 May 2004 08:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I have heared it said that cruises tend to be "Butlins on the sea", depends if you like that, don't mind that, or hate that...

― mark grout (mark grout), Sunday, 9 May 2004 08:46 (twenty-one years ago)

oh, maybe I'll just hire my own boat then.

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 9 May 2004 08:52 (twenty-one years ago)

i was a ten pound immigrant to australia from england when i was nine. a cruise i guess. 4 weeks on chandros lines from one hemisphere to the other. it turned me off pineapple juice for ever. we lost a lot of volleyballs over the side. i spent the whole time pining for a 14 year old boy i had a serious crush on. i only vomited after 2 weeks - all over me mums shoes. i remeber a celebration on crossing the equator where the pool was only half full and the herky jerky of the waves made it a turbulent hell.

― mullygrubber (gaz), Sunday, 9 May 2004 08:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Were they still shipping kiddies off to Australia that recently then? Or are you like 65? :P

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 9 May 2004 09:05 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm 67 Trayce. i remember whitlam.

― mullygrubber (gaz), Sunday, 9 May 2004 09:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Looks like a nice iter. Dan. But...but....think about one of the SAILboats with the Windjammer folks! Your wife will find it highly romantical!

― Skottie, Sunday, 9 May 2004 13:03 (twenty-one years ago)

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