Perhaps it's that I've recently become an uncle, but:
For giving us the uncle tom of Idol, Randy Jackass Jackson with his heavy metal eye of evil yo yo dawg of the ghetto schtick;
For reviving the career of Paula pimp-ass bitch Abdul, and her subsequent pieces with Kujo on ET;
For making a mockery out of authentic sincerity and encouraging the audience to boo the Brit, the one man brave enough to call these unadluterated turds on their crappiness;
But most of all for giving us Ryan Seacress, the syphillitic ass-munching mascot of mediocrity, insulter of big bands, the man who has done the impossible and lowered Fox's level of tone, dignity and credibility, and whose puckered-anal blistering mouth spews flood-like levels of inanity.
Ossama Bin Laden - you have the means, the manner and the funky hat. You know where AI is shot, hell, you could audition for next season. So OBL, or El Jefe de Eta, or Che GUevara, can you please give us something to cheer about and take out the AI franchise.
(In a legal and appropriate manner respecting the laws and the rights of the people of the United States)
― queen turn off that Godawful shit, Sunday, 9 May 2004 07:52 (twenty-one years ago)
so anyhow i think i'm done with this place, for a little while at least. gone til november yall.
― cinniblount (James Blount), Sunday, 9 May 2004 07:58 (twenty-one years ago)
Just to clarify for those who truly believe irony died on September 11th, the posessor of the trademark Queen G and its subsidiaries do in no way wish for Che Gueavra, the Jefe of Ete or Ossama Bin Laden to commit any act that may endager or result in actual damage, mental or physical, upon the fuckwits mentioned above.
― queen galluping quickly, Sunday, 9 May 2004 08:24 (twenty-one years ago)