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― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 9 May 2004 16:00 (twenty-one years ago)

there

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 9 May 2004 16:01 (twenty-one years ago)

as if it's worth getting to...

there have been blank threads before. the last one was great, this one can surely not surpass it.

― stevem (blueski), Sunday, 9 May 2004 16:02 (twenty-one years ago)

How could you do that???

That thread was for the smart, yet very bored people!

You give a man a fish, you feed him for a night, you teach a man to fish, you feed him for a life time.

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 9 May 2004 16:03 (twenty-one years ago)

you only had to click on blog view.

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 9 May 2004 16:07 (twenty-one years ago)

stop being a smartass jel

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 9 May 2004 16:08 (twenty-one years ago)

You give a man a fish, you feed him for a night, you teach a man to fish, you feed him for a life time.

what if he doesn't live near fish-inhabited waters?

― stevem (blueski), Sunday, 9 May 2004 16:10 (twenty-one years ago)

or if he's vegetarian

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 9 May 2004 16:13 (twenty-one years ago)

or if he does not possess fishing equipment

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 9 May 2004 16:14 (twenty-one years ago)

or if he can't cook

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 9 May 2004 16:15 (twenty-one years ago)

or if he won't cook

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 9 May 2004 16:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Then he will die

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 9 May 2004 16:22 (twenty-one years ago)

why?

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 9 May 2004 16:29 (twenty-one years ago)

coz he can't get any food

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 9 May 2004 16:30 (twenty-one years ago)

he could live on fruit

― stevem (blueski), Sunday, 9 May 2004 16:32 (twenty-one years ago)

If he lived near a fruit tree or had money to buy fruit. But you see, this man is living in Antarctica.

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 9 May 2004 16:35 (twenty-one years ago)

How convenient.

― LC, Sunday, 9 May 2004 16:35 (twenty-one years ago)

or he can eat penguins.

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 9 May 2004 16:39 (twenty-one years ago)

He is not willing to swim into that water to chase them.

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 9 May 2004 16:42 (twenty-one years ago)

how do you know?

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 9 May 2004 16:43 (twenty-one years ago)

why was he in antarctica in the first place?

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 9 May 2004 16:43 (twenty-one years ago)

TaXXX Pr0blemmmzz!!!

― LC, Sunday, 9 May 2004 16:47 (twenty-one years ago)

His mom and dad took a trip there when he was 10. It was there dream to travle the world. Well, this man went chasing after a penguine and when it jumped into the water, he put his hand in there and screamed. The parents were not young. They were fifty something and could not catch up to him fast enough and so they lost him. They looked for three hours, then passed out and eventually died.

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 9 May 2004 16:47 (twenty-one years ago)

because he wanted to marry his underage cousin and eat fish.

― bible salesman, Sunday, 9 May 2004 16:48 (twenty-one years ago)

how did he survive up until now? if he's been there since he was 10.

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 9 May 2004 16:51 (twenty-one years ago)

He's been eating fish.

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 9 May 2004 16:51 (twenty-one years ago)

and feasting on the corpses and penguins, or he could use the corpses to stay warm.

― bible salesman, Sunday, 9 May 2004 16:54 (twenty-one years ago)

so why can't he do the same now?

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 9 May 2004 16:57 (twenty-one years ago)

What? Die?

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 9 May 2004 17:00 (twenty-one years ago)

he didn't die before

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 9 May 2004 17:05 (twenty-one years ago)

no.

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 9 May 2004 17:05 (twenty-one years ago)

well then

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 9 May 2004 17:06 (twenty-one years ago)

so why can't he do the same now?

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 9 May 2004 17:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Because he's living off of fish!

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 9 May 2004 17:07 (twenty-one years ago)

so why can't he do the same now?

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 9 May 2004 17:07 (twenty-one years ago)

The guy who needs to be taught to fish is living off of fish?

― martin m. (mushrush), Sunday, 9 May 2004 17:07 (twenty-one years ago)

but fish is smelly!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 9 May 2004 17:08 (twenty-one years ago)

it is. what's your point?

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 9 May 2004 17:10 (twenty-one years ago)

The guy who needs to be taught to fish is living off of fish?

He already knows how to fish.

Two sons and two fathers go fishing. Everyone caught a fish, but when they went home, they only had three fish. No fish were lost.

Why did they only have 3 fish?

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 9 May 2004 17:15 (twenty-one years ago)

so why did you teach how to fish to a man who already knew how to fish

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 9 May 2004 17:23 (twenty-one years ago)

He was taught by his father when he was six. I'm not trying to teach him. This is just an example. His father's teaching is why he's not dead yet.

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 9 May 2004 17:24 (twenty-one years ago)

so why was he going to die?

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 9 May 2004 17:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Give a man fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

― Patrick Kinghorn, Sunday, 9 May 2004 17:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahahahahaha!

so why was he going to die? \

Because he would have starved to death if he never learned that skill.

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 9 May 2004 17:26 (twenty-one years ago)

where does mr. antarctica find the will to stay alive?

― Aaron A., Sunday, 9 May 2004 17:28 (twenty-one years ago)

where does mr. antarctica find the will to stay alive?

pizza hoagies!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 9 May 2004 17:29 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't know. I think he's hoping one day he'll find his parents or something.

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 9 May 2004 17:30 (twenty-one years ago)

or that probots tape that he lost behind that iceberg!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 9 May 2004 17:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Probot?

no. He's never heard of that. All he knows of is the Beatles. It's very sad.

I got a free Probot poster a few days ago. Also, a free poster for the New Year's new album.

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 9 May 2004 17:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Because he would have starved to death if he never learned that skill

but he does know this skill, but you said he is going to die. These do not concur.

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 9 May 2004 17:36 (twenty-one years ago)

You asked me why would he have died. That's the reason.

You need to learn how to comprehend.

Excuse me. Foo Fighters on the radio.

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 9 May 2004 17:38 (twenty-one years ago)

global warming extinguishes all marine life

― Aaron A., Sunday, 9 May 2004 17:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Not yet. Maybe that's when he'll die.

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 9 May 2004 17:40 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm trying to comprehend but you're not being entirely helpful here. you're suggesting that someone who is vegetarian, not in possession of fishing equipment and who cannot and will not cook somehow miraculously survived since he was 10 in antarctica on fish, but suddenly now is going to die.

Please explain this to me.

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 9 May 2004 17:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Hypothermia finally takes hold!

― Aaron A., Sunday, 9 May 2004 17:45 (twenty-one years ago)

the fish fly out of the water, already cooked, and into his hungry mouth!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 9 May 2004 17:51 (twenty-one years ago)

these don't sound like plausible explanations.

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 9 May 2004 17:59 (twenty-one years ago)

You need to learn how to comprehend, ken.

― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 9 May 2004 18:00 (twenty-one years ago)

what do you mean?

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 9 May 2004 18:00 (twenty-one years ago)

You don't understand the necessity of learning how to comprehend?

― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 9 May 2004 18:01 (twenty-one years ago)

what?

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 9 May 2004 18:03 (twenty-one years ago)

It just means you're stupid.

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 9 May 2004 18:05 (twenty-one years ago)

what?

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 9 May 2004 18:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Exactly.

Now leave.

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 9 May 2004 18:07 (twenty-one years ago)

leave where?

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 9 May 2004 18:07 (twenty-one years ago)

exactly what?

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 9 May 2004 18:07 (twenty-one years ago)

how?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 9 May 2004 18:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Two sons and two fathers go fishing. Everyone caught a fish, but when they went home, they only had three fish. No fish were lost.

Why did they only have 3 fish?

Because there were only three people. Yes?

Understanding the rest of the thread, however...

― ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 9 May 2004 18:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes.

Now tell why there were two fathers and two sons if there were only three people.

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 9 May 2004 18:35 (twenty-one years ago)

One of them was a no-good son of a bitch who doesn't count.

― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 9 May 2004 18:36 (twenty-one years ago)

No. Do your own homework.

(xpost)

― ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 9 May 2004 18:36 (twenty-one years ago)

That isn't my homework.

It was classwork two years ago when I went to summer school.

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 9 May 2004 18:37 (twenty-one years ago)

cos one of the fathers isn't a person?

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 9 May 2004 18:37 (twenty-one years ago)

no.

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 9 May 2004 18:38 (twenty-one years ago)

The little boy is a son, his father is also a son, but of the grandfather.

The grandfather is a father and the father of the little boy is a father.

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 9 May 2004 18:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Is one of them the Hulk?

― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 9 May 2004 18:41 (twenty-one years ago)

and the dog is a father also. after his bitch gave birth.

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 9 May 2004 18:41 (twenty-one years ago)

aja, i think everyone knew that, they just taking the piss

― bible salesman, Sunday, 9 May 2004 18:42 (twenty-one years ago)

May I have a bible?

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 9 May 2004 18:43 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, just give me your credit card details and its a deal

― bible salesman, Sunday, 9 May 2004 18:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't have a credit card.

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 9 May 2004 18:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Would you accept a fish?

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 9 May 2004 18:45 (twenty-one years ago)

um..cash or cheque would be preferable, or at least an exchange for sexual favours

― bible salesman, Sunday, 9 May 2004 18:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm sorry.

I can't give you any of those.

Can't you just use a fish?

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 9 May 2004 18:48 (twenty-one years ago)

no, dont you know anything about how this religion works?

― bible salesman, Sunday, 9 May 2004 18:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah.

Oh, that's right!!

You can't only live off of fish. You also need BREAD!!!!!

I might be able to give you some bread.

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 9 May 2004 18:52 (twenty-one years ago)

sigh..through in a 40 and ill think about it

― bible salesman, Sunday, 9 May 2004 19:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I could make you a cosmopolitan, or, a Between the Sheets. I can make those well.

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 9 May 2004 19:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Due to illness, the part of Aja will be played today by Estelle Getty.

― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 9 May 2004 19:29 (twenty-one years ago)

No. I'm not ill.

I'm fine.

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 9 May 2004 19:31 (twenty-one years ago)

haha

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Sunday, 9 May 2004 19:31 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread has been locked by an Administrator

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 10 May 2004 15:21 (twenty-one years ago)

seven months pass...

it's not like it's a new idea

get to the new blank thread here

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 28 December 2004 01:18 (twenty years ago)

two months pass...

spoilsport!

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Sunday, 13 March 2005 06:28 (twenty years ago)

Get to the blank threads by viewing the page source, copying the thread number (the cool one right now is "thread.php?msgid=5331053") and pasting it into the url. IT'S NOT A SECRET.

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Sunday, 13 March 2005 06:39 (twenty years ago)

see, this is why we can't have nice things.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 13 March 2005 06:48 (twenty years ago)

http://www.liberty-ship.com/images/people/kilroy-1.jpg

― j.lu (j.lu), Sunday, 13 March 2005 15:34 (twenty years ago)

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