Funnest Moments In Love You've Ever Had

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Warning: this thread has the potential to be horrifically depressing if you look at it the wrong way. So don't look at it that way.

If she was cooking or doing dishes I'd kneel behind her and hug her legs, put the side of my face in the crack of her ass, and reverently not say a word, like even nuclear bombs couldn't harm two people in such a cute position. Once in a while she farted, but I still never let go.

― LC, Sunday, 9 May 2004 16:05 (twenty-two years ago)

And funnest is not a typo.

― LC, Sunday, 9 May 2004 16:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Sheeeit, I finally made a twee thread. I guess it's part of growing up.

― LC, Sunday, 9 May 2004 16:09 (twenty-two years ago)

but did you mean to type "funnest momus you've ever had?"

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 9 May 2004 16:09 (twenty-two years ago)

if you'd startled her and made her jump and spill hot soup all over her and cause her to have 3rd degree burns all over it wouldn't have been that fun.

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 9 May 2004 16:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Once in a while she farted, but I still never let go.

This sounds like the end to a really bad novel.

oh, and you sicken me.

― Plaster Penguin, Sunday, 9 May 2004 16:12 (twenty-two years ago)

there's nothing twee about putting the side of your face in the crack of your betrothed one's arse

― stevem (blueski), Sunday, 9 May 2004 16:12 (twenty-two years ago)

maybe she has a hello kitty tattoo on the arsecheeks

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 9 May 2004 16:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Thadd B hott y0

― LC, Sunday, 9 May 2004 16:13 (twenty-two years ago)

i go down on her period

― bible salesman, Sunday, 9 May 2004 16:51 (twenty-two years ago)

she made me comma

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 9 May 2004 16:58 (twenty-two years ago)

so does rjg

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 9 May 2004 17:16 (twenty-two years ago)

does he what?

― stevem (blueski), Sunday, 9 May 2004 20:45 (twenty-two years ago)

does he, what?

― the 'surface' 'noise' (electricsound), Sunday, 9 May 2004 22:32 (twenty-two years ago)

what does he?

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 9 May 2004 22:38 (twenty-two years ago)

what doe, she?

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 9 May 2004 23:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Once she and I drunkenly ran naked in the rain in the wee hours of the night. The similarity of the situation to the title/chorus of one particular RHCP song did not occur to us until much later.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 10 May 2004 12:24 (twenty-two years ago)

But anyway, that was very fun.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 10 May 2004 12:24 (twenty-two years ago)

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