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what are the FATTEST meals you've eaten this past month?

I just had a steak and kidney pie for lunch and then polished off a 25 pack of salami slices.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 12:15 (twenty-one years ago)

You RULE. Honestly.

― Mr Mime (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 12:17 (twenty-one years ago)

#1 China Buffet, 200 yards away, I hit them up for:

8 sushi rolls
1 bowl egg drop soup
4 steamed dumplings
4 crab rangoons
6 steamed mussels
6 of those pork-on-a-stick dealies
2 veggie egg rolls
2 vietnamese egg rolls
1 half-plate of coconut shrimp
1 half-plate of general tso's chicken

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 12:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh yeah, and about 2/3 pound of green beans, but I didn't include those for being green.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 12:23 (twenty-one years ago)

beautiful.

it's been quite an ipso fatso week actually, yesterday i had a mcD brekkie followed by a KFC combo meal two hours later.

i fully intend to become so fat that one day cars will have to swerve around me, and run out of gas.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 14:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I had a battered sausage on Saturday.

― robster (robster), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 14:12 (twenty-one years ago)

A sandwich from the stage deli on 53rd and 7th. About a pound and a half of meat, I reckoned. far, far too big to get in your mouth.

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 14:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Dee-fried scallops and french fries for dinner last night. Later at home (a few hours later), peanut butter cup ice cream.

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 14:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Dee-fried scallops

I didn't know Dee was a chef!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 14:23 (twenty-one years ago)

A pulled-pork sandwich with bacon and onions -- and since I was hungry and busy, I didn't drain the bacon fat, just fried the onions in it -- and those Ore-Ida extra crispy French fries; yerba mate ice cream for dessert.

(Actually, the burger from Steak and Shake and cup of chili was probably much worse, but the pulled-pork sandwich seemed ridiculously high calorie.)

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 14:38 (twenty-one years ago)

A bacon, cheese, and butter sandwich on white bread.

― sgs (sgs), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 14:44 (twenty-one years ago)

That's my white bread! I bought the wholemeal stuff for you!

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 14:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Dee-fried Dee.

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 14:49 (twenty-one years ago)

What about the Friday?

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 15:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I am so motherfucking going out to get chinese food now, thanks nza.

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 15:00 (twenty-one years ago)

(This was before you bought the wholemeal, Mark. I was scrounging for lunch last week.)

― sgs (sgs), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 15:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Sunday, after flying home from Atlanta, I did not feel like cooking so I went to McDonalds and ordered the Double Quarter Pounder w/Cheese and a large fry. Since then deer have been licking me.

― lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 15:18 (twenty-one years ago)

mark should put name tags on the food in the house.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 15:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Home-made pizza with tons of both mozzarella and goats cheese. Home-made lemon ice-cream (ingredients: loads of double cream, loads of sugar, some lemon) sandwiched inside home-made Nigella-recipe (ie. FAT) chocolate biscuits.

But it was my kinda publication party so...

― Archel (Archel), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 15:34 (twenty-one years ago)

omg these egg rolls are DRIPPING OIL.

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 15:47 (twenty-one years ago)

(that's a good thing)

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 15:47 (twenty-one years ago)

how do you make an egg roll?

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 15:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Tell it a 'why did the chicken cross the road'joke.

― Mooro (Mooro), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 16:22 (twenty-one years ago)

when i'm in the mood, i go for ice-cream-and-peanut-butter-on-toast.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 00:36 (twenty-one years ago)

oh man i have been eating like a PIG lately

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 00:40 (twenty-one years ago)

i ate two slices of pizza today and then a chicken sandwich when i got home and then a burrito tonight.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 00:43 (twenty-one years ago)

i am going to weight 300 lbs soon.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 00:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I ate a whole bag of microwave popcorn for breakfast t'other day.

Volume wise I'd never ever be able to approach the foodage amounts y'all list here, I just cannot put that much food in me in one sitting. Its physically painful! How the eff do you do it?

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 00:47 (twenty-one years ago)

SO MANY GREASY DOUBLE CHEESEBURGERS
Sausage pizza *ALL THE TIME*
Burritos often
Fried chicken a few times

― Ian Johnson (orion), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 00:48 (twenty-one years ago)

haha, ian. just wait until you hit 25 and your metabolism goes pffft.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 01:46 (twenty-one years ago)

hey my very own thread!

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 01:50 (twenty-one years ago)

and i was all ready to throw a wobbler

― the 'surface' 'noise' (electricsound), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 02:09 (twenty-one years ago)

so was i to be perfectly honest.

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 02:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't get full. I get hungry, but i don't get full, i could eat and eat and eat and eat and still not be full. I'd probably be able to eat what nickalicious ate up there, but i wouldn't because i'm trying to lose weight. I'd probably eat half of what he ate and then congratulate myself for holding back by then eating half a kilo of yoghurt.

― Nellie (nellskies), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 02:43 (twenty-one years ago)

throw a wobbler?

― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 04:30 (twenty-one years ago)

do my block, get cranky, froth at the mouth, etc etc

― the 'surface' 'noise' (electricsound), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 04:34 (twenty-one years ago)

"chuck a wobbly" it can also be expressed as.

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 04:38 (twenty-one years ago)

oh my.

― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 04:39 (twenty-one years ago)

it also crossed my mind when i saw this thread title that there might be some snarkery about.

how is the beaded penis coming?

― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 04:43 (twenty-one years ago)

i am more familiar with the "chuck a wobbly" form. i wonder if the "wobbler" variation is more melbourne based?

― mullygrubber (gaz), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 04:44 (twenty-one years ago)

heehehe "beaded penis coming"? I haven't figured out to simulate spurtage yet orbit!

yes same here mully. maybe james is just a bit nutty.

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 04:48 (twenty-one years ago)

god damn! sickalicious!!

― g--ff (gcannon), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 04:50 (twenty-one years ago)

do my block??

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 05:01 (twenty-one years ago)

i mean i've always fantasized about doing mine but...

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 05:02 (twenty-one years ago)

australian colloquialisms are a bit odd when you're not familiar with them I guess. :)

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 05:03 (twenty-one years ago)

yes. I love them.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 05:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't tend to use them much.

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 05:19 (twenty-one years ago)

No, they're as rare as bilby shit in my daily parlance.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 05:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Ken and Nicka - it amazes me that you two can eat like this and remain skinny. Color me jealous.

Oh, and I ate two packs of white chocolate Reese's eggs this week -- and immediately passed out.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 12:33 (twenty-one years ago)

there are biscuits in my house and i want to EAT ALL THE BISCUITS, yesterday I ate six! argh

― Nellie (nellskies), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 13:10 (twenty-one years ago)

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that's what i've been doing wrong, no wonder i'm broke.

― not_goodwin, Tuesday, 28 April 2009 17:35 (sixteen years ago)

Empire steak building!!!!

― fillibustar superstar! (Abbott), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 20:54 (sixteen years ago)

Is it topped with a tiny King Kong?

― fillibustar superstar! (Abbott), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 20:54 (sixteen years ago)

I'm afraid there was no king kong Abbott, sorry to ruin the image.
It was a big thick steak on a well balanced building of chunky fries with sauce round the plate, twas amazing, hence round 2.
if i go again, i'll take a pic.

― not_goodwin, Tuesday, 28 April 2009 21:06 (sixteen years ago)

Oh man now I want steak and chips for lunch and I dont know where around here I would shot such a thing (cept Mitre tavern but it'll be packed with wankers)

― one art, please (Trayce), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 23:12 (sixteen years ago)

you need to just go there and steak your claim, trayce!!!

― ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 23:19 (sixteen years ago)

And try not to get a chip on my shoulder!

― one art, please (Trayce), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 23:26 (sixteen years ago)

it will be a miss steak if you don't go

― ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 23:40 (sixteen years ago)

You'd have a beef with me?

― one art, please (Trayce), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 23:41 (sixteen years ago)

have to stop reading this thread, i'm starving now & numb to steak jokes :-/

― not_goodwin, Wednesday, 29 April 2009 00:11 (sixteen years ago)

I'm going to just go get a burger and chips instead, because I'm lazy.

― one art, please (Trayce), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 01:55 (sixteen years ago)

http://mightysweet.com/mesohungry/extra_images/2009-04-30/chicken-can-1.jpg

― tuppence b. bag (roxymuzak), Sunday, 3 May 2009 00:02 (sixteen years ago)

one month passes...

I just ate a quart of beef w/ broccoli.

― got my Krystals stocked, run the whole mothafuckin block (roxymuzak), Sunday, 7 June 2009 20:46 (fifteen years ago)

roxymuzak and ken c in getting the KFC MEGA BUCKET with 14pcs chicken and 6 bags of fries shockah, this was half way through.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, October 11, 2004 2:38 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

6 bags of fries, what the hell was wrong with us?! i guess this is growing up

― got my Krystals stocked, run the whole mothafuckin block (roxymuzak), Sunday, 7 June 2009 20:49 (fifteen years ago)

yeah wtf only 6 bags. we were fecking lightweights back then

― ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 12:44 (fifteen years ago)

la pedrera
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/kenjuggle3/IMG_8387.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/kenjuggle3/IMG_8388.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/kenjuggle3/IMG_8391.jpg

― ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 12:55 (fifteen years ago)

What kind of cake? Looks grand whatever. Kudos to the creator.

― krakow, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 21:40 (fifteen years ago)

haha, thanks. it was just a chocolate cake, and a pretty rubbish one - can never get a cake to rise for some reason! maybe more baking soda?

― ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 22:00 (fifteen years ago)

It looks like it made up in stature what it may have lacked in other departments.

― krakow, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 22:13 (fifteen years ago)

Okay, wtf irt CANNED WHOLE CHICKEN

― This Ace of Base is driving me crazy (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 22:21 (fifteen years ago)

omgomg i ate an entire chicken last night - sorry i was too drunk to take photo but it came in a vacuum sealed packaging and you just dump it into a microwave for 4 minutes and woo there it was, and then you can dump it into a bowl of noodles and it becomes fucking tasty. i'm sure i ate loads of bones too as they were all soft like. i wish i had more memories of eating it.

― ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Thursday, 11 June 2009 10:24 (fifteen years ago)

Cake good. Microwaved soft-boned whole chicken bad.

― krakow, Thursday, 11 June 2009 22:09 (fifteen years ago)

Chicken in a can beyond bad, obv.

― ailsa, Thursday, 11 June 2009 22:10 (fifteen years ago)

I gobbled a few bites of a peanut butter pie containing primarily heavy cream before dinner, and then I had a heaping bowl of turkey tetrazzini, aka intensive cheese noodles with little bits of meat. MMMM. FAT.

― Maria, Thursday, 11 June 2009 23:46 (fifteen years ago)

I was outside shoveling topsoil all afternoon and was too stove-up to think about making dinner, so we went out for cheap americanized Mexican food. I ate my dinner, half of my wife's dinner and a few bites of my daughter's. Thinking about ice cream now.

― unicorn poop evaluator (WmC), Thursday, 11 June 2009 23:51 (fifteen years ago)

This thread is so good.

― bamcquern, Friday, 12 June 2009 00:18 (fifteen years ago)

i think i'm going to eat the rest of that piece of peanut butter pie. it's actually left over from dessert yesterday, i could only eat about 1/3 of it due to four pieces of homemade chorizo & onion pizza. i guess that was a contender, too!

― Maria, Friday, 12 June 2009 01:03 (fifteen years ago)

hahaha awesome WmC

― got my Krystals stocked, run the whole mothafuckin block (roxymuzak), Friday, 12 June 2009 20:45 (fifteen years ago)

maria and wmc both win

― ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Friday, 12 June 2009 20:59 (fifteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

another trip another glasgow lunch
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/kenjuggle3/IMG_8577.jpg

felt ripped off though tbh.. this one was about half the size of the one two years ago. blue lagoon fail.

― ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Monday, 29 June 2009 16:03 (fifteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/kenjuggle3/IMG_8577.jpg

― ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Monday, 29 June 2009 16:04 (fifteen years ago)

is that a before or after pic?

― darraghmac@nebbmail.com (darraghmac), Monday, 29 June 2009 16:07 (fifteen years ago)

it was so greasy the poo came out pre-fried

― ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Monday, 29 June 2009 16:12 (fifteen years ago)

What the hell is that thing?

― baleen, the krill queen (Abbott), Monday, 29 June 2009 19:27 (fifteen years ago)

deep fried haggis supposedly. those chips, too. it felt as though i drank a whole bottle of oil by the end.

― ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Tuesday, 30 June 2009 15:22 (fifteen years ago)

Isn't the Blue Lagoon really bad? Why not head to a quality chip shop?

― krakow, Tuesday, 30 June 2009 15:42 (fifteen years ago)

well i know that now!
it was next to the station and i only had 10 minutes for some grease before pub.

there was one that's actually on buchanan street (i think) a few years ago that gave me a blob of fried haggis that's the size of my head, with chips. forgot the name though, it was the bit where cars cross sometimes, and the shop i think maybe has an italian name

― ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Tuesday, 30 June 2009 15:58 (fifteen years ago)

is the "chippie doon the lane" any good?

― ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Tuesday, 30 June 2009 15:58 (fifteen years ago)

Here's some threads for Glasgow Chippie afficionados:

Glasgow's Best Chippie?

The worst chippy in Glasgow. (Blue Lagoon being the very first mention)

― krakow, Tuesday, 30 June 2009 21:56 (fifteen years ago)

four months pass...

hey. ipso fatsoers..

I'm trying to curate a MEAT EATING event in london - any suggestions as to where might be a good places to go? price not too important (although cheap is good as that means MORE MEAT), most important is volume (and quality) of meat available.

― ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Wednesday, 4 November 2009 15:32 (fifteen years ago)

ken's chip shop he was talking about up there in June would be Pizza Crolla, which used to do my ipso fatso Friday lunch when I worked round the corner (big pizza slice, poke of chips and a can of ginger for £2.20)

― ailsa, Wednesday, 4 November 2009 15:50 (fifteen years ago)

Petek, Ken?

― j.o.n.a, Wednesday, 4 November 2009 16:03 (fifteen years ago)

there's petek although most folks i'm doing this with have done that before, so would ideally want something different! otherwise would be perfect.

― ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Wednesday, 4 November 2009 17:18 (fifteen years ago)

Are you going to do an assualt on one of these all you can eat places that were in the news the other week at some point?

― krakow, Wednesday, 4 November 2009 23:03 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

bacon wrapped hot dog
burger with guac & sriracha & chese & lettuce & tomato
chilli cheese fries.

that was lunch.

and dinner last nigt was chicken fried steak w/ taters n gravy, plus a milkshake.

― ian, Friday, 18 December 2009 23:49 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

ken, here's the po'boy you were wondering about

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/WilliamCrump63/roastbeefpoboy020710.jpg

― the end times are coming, but they're just the beginning (WmC), Monday, 8 February 2010 03:38 (fifteen years ago)

oh boy! that looks pretty special.

you've inspired me to come back to this thread. this could have been bigger, obv (e.g. one more leg) but gosh it was so BEAUTIFUL i had to take a picture
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/kenjuggle3/IMG_0715.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/kenjuggle3/IMG_0719.jpg

proper ipso fatso moment was last week going to the brazilian all-you-can-eat meat feast in which I ate gorgeous gorgeous BBQ steak and ribs and sausages and more steak and chicken heart and other assorted meat nonstop for 2 hours. whenever it felt full everyone is washed down with more beer. life has never been so beautiful.

ian you did very well also! hot dog and a burger!

― The smile on my face, disguises the case, I bury the truth deep down in (ken c), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 02:41 (fifteen years ago)

Are you going to do an assualt on one of these all you can eat places that were in the news the other week at some point?
― krakow, Wednesday, November 4, 2009 11:03 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark

ha i never read this.. i guess that previously described post just above was my assault!!

― The smile on my face, disguises the case, I bury the truth deep down in (ken c), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 02:44 (fifteen years ago)

three years pass...

i just ate a HUGE pan of mashed potatoes and a can of corn because starving + poverty and now i feel like i am going to explode

― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Saturday, 10 August 2013 21:51 (eleven years ago)

that isnt the fattest meal but its a damn lot of food. maybe the starchiest meal.

― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Saturday, 10 August 2013 21:53 (eleven years ago)

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