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Any funny or sad stories? Who are the good ones? Wo are the BAD ones? Where can I bear witness to them?

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 20:07 (twenty-one years ago)

When I lived in Ohio, there was a great god-guy on the radio, every day, Would he be a radiovangelist?

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 20:08 (twenty-one years ago)

still tele since it means "distance"

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 20:10 (twenty-one years ago)

if you call them as a "joke" their representatives will show up on your doorstep the next day

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 20:15 (twenty-one years ago)

and you still never get your free electronic bible

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 20:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I have a Paul and Jan Crouch story (the king and queen of TBN)

One time, a friend of mine saw Jan and Paul bookendded by too humongous bodyguards in a movie threater in Costa Mesa CA (in the area next to the South Coast Plaza) watching a rather great independent movie whose name escapes me but is certainly something you wouldn't expect them to want to see... anyway, she saw their silhouettes in front of them and immediately recognized them and freaked out and started cracking up hysterically with her friend.

On their way out of the theater, my friend just impulsively grabbed an empty popcorn bucket from the concession stand and rushed towards Jan Crouch and shouted "PLEASE PLEASE... My, uh, um, MOM watches your show all the time.. yeah that's it. My MOM is a huge fan of yours, and she would love it if you autographed something for her... .PLEASE?"

Jan hesitantly and confusedly complied. She autographed the large popcorn bucket and gave it back to her. As my friend left the mover theater, she saw the autograph. It read "Jesus loves you, and SO DO I! Love, Jan <3" The popcorn bucket still sits about my friends fireplace to this day.

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 20:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Jack Van Impe not only explains the the Middle East invasion and provides some super pictures for stoners in Revelations ILLUSTRATED, but also has some great movies like Road to Redemption!:

Buckle up for a cross-country chase from Las Vegas to Redemption, Montana!

― Plaster Penguin, Tuesday, 11 May 2004 20:28 (twenty-one years ago)

The only entertaining story I have is about TBN, but I can't tell it here.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 20:40 (twenty-one years ago)

obv Bob Tilton, who totally made up speaking in tongues-don't know what he's up to now, but hearing him spit out "malaka basanda" and swering that G*d made him do it=CLASSIC

― Morley Timmons (Donna Brown), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 10:40 (twenty-one years ago)

The only entertaining story I have is about TBN, but I can't tell it here.

Put it on the "I love Sleeper" board, no-one will ever see it there...

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 10:42 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

Ah, remember when?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

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