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I'm talking BLUETOOTH.

Apparently a train carriage is the optimum place to try yr luck -- I don't even know how to start with it, although my phone definitely DOES have bluetooth.

― DQ (danny quintana), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 22:12 (twenty-one years ago)

B-b-but you promised to meet me in the toilets at Woking station!

― Ericsson T610 (daveb), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 22:17 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.bluejackq.com

― DQ (danny quintana), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 22:29 (twenty-one years ago)

My mate got done the other day. I've had Bluetooth switched on [not for sex] but nothing yet.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 22:41 (twenty-one years ago)

can someone explain the less technologically up to date ilxors what the fuck you're on about?

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 10:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Imagine going up to a stranger and saying "hello".

But, on a mobile phone.

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 10:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Ah so this explains your Coles carpark comment, Autumn. My fone is old and sad, it doesnae know wot bluetooth is.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 10:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Imagine going up to a stranger and saying "hello".
But, on a mobile phone.

Haha don't be ridiculous, it'll never catch on.

You'll be telling me next that people will one day stop using their phones to talk to each other and will instead spend an inordinate amount of time using the tiny keypad to type messages...

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 10:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Imagine going up to a stranger and saying "hello".

with your knob out.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 10:58 (twenty-one years ago)

this link was really hard to find but I did some research and there you go

― TOMBOT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING, Wednesday, 12 May 2004 11:10 (twenty-one years ago)

i've heard that this bluejacking for sex technique has a higher success rate than even doing the vulcan greeting to random folks on the tube.

vulcan greeting -> mind meld thing head touchage and eyes fixation -> necking -> vulcan ritual mating

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 11:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I just can't honestly imagine sitting on a train messing about with the damn keypad trying to get laid in a public bathroom. People are all quite fucked in the head.

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 12 May 2004 11:15 (twenty-one years ago)

http://members.aol.com/daniel5822/SPOCK1.gif

u r hott. fanC a fuk? im EAR 4 u

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 11:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Especially old train toilets. "Aaaaaaargh is that a pool of wee my knickers have just fallen in? I suddenly feel less like shagging you, random sexy stranger."

xpost

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 11:17 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.concentric.net/~ustrek/blood6.jpg

ys!!! ys!!! ys!!! meld me hrdR!! i m cming

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 11:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Especially old train toilets. "Aaaaaaargh is that a pool of wee my knickers have just fallen in? I suddenly feel less like shagging you, random sexy stranger."

"well you're not gonna put those back on now are you, so get boning ho"

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 11:20 (twenty-one years ago)

It's less going up to a stranger and saying hello as throwing your voice and giggling as the person to whom you've said hello tries to work out who the hell said it -> knock-a-door run.

― Dave B (daveb), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 13:49 (twenty-one years ago)

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