GOTHIC ANUS

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A friend once said this about my ass.
I don't know what she meant.

Have you had or said creative or unusual insults?

― Hilarity Benn, Thursday, 13 May 2004 01:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I think the title of this thread just made my jaw lock open.

― kirsten (kirsten), Thursday, 13 May 2004 01:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I think your friend meant gargoyles and vampires were flying out of your but to the tune of "Third Uncle".

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 13 May 2004 01:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Seriously, I still can't shut it.

― kirsten (kirsten), Thursday, 13 May 2004 01:08 (twenty-one years ago)

It's broken my brain trying to figure it out.
She could have been stoned.
She denies all knowledge.

― Hilarity Benn, Thursday, 13 May 2004 01:10 (twenty-one years ago)

maybe it's a bowel condition you get after too much absinthe

― the 'surface' 'noise' (electricsound), Thursday, 13 May 2004 01:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Anagrams for GOTHIC ANUS:

- INCH OUT GAS
- CHAIN GUSTO

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 13 May 2004 01:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Look into my
Look into my
Deep inside my gothic anus
It shall expose the darkness and despair

Through the veil
My sphincter of malice
Moans and trembles in the pale moonlight
The dark-kinder play
In fields of blood
A wasteland expands from the colon of desire

Gaze into my
Gaze into my
Deep inside my gothic anus
Beams of terror emit forth

The afterlife beckons
From my twisted duodenum
Your heart is leaden
But a kiss will make the constriction explode
Another glance through a gauzy screen
And another demon is born

Submit to my
Bathe inside my
Deep inside my gothic anus

With a bowed head and aching back
The nubs of succubus wings
Giving pixeis the hump of ages
Winding through a small intestine
Dripping with ennui and angst
Your hatred suppository makes you strong

Gothic anus rules us all
Give over to the brownness

― Lord Vincent of Umbria (Dan Perry), Thursday, 13 May 2004 01:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh my god. I don't know if I have ever smiled this big before.

― kirsten (kirsten), Thursday, 13 May 2004 01:17 (twenty-one years ago)

sphincter of the undead

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Thursday, 13 May 2004 01:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Give over to the brownies?

― weather1ngda1eson (Brian), Thursday, 13 May 2004 01:18 (twenty-one years ago)

One gothic anus to rule them all
One gothic anus to find them,
One gothic anus to bring them all and in the darkness bind them

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 13 May 2004 01:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Kizz My Gothic Anus, coming soon from the reunited N.W.A

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Thursday, 13 May 2004 01:21 (twenty-one years ago)

haha okay now people.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 13 May 2004 01:41 (twenty-one years ago)

gothse.cx

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 13 May 2004 01:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Wait, Gothic Anus?
Wasn't this Cappadonna's
Wu-name for a while?

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Thursday, 13 May 2004 02:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Niggaz With Anii

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Thursday, 13 May 2004 02:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh my God, Dan. Just oh my God/.

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Thursday, 13 May 2004 02:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Baby Turns Brown

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 13 May 2004 02:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha John do you need a co-lyricist for your next project?

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 13 May 2004 02:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Perry-Darnielle Project, Flying Buttress

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Thursday, 13 May 2004 02:48 (twenty-one years ago)

somebody design us a logo, quick

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Thursday, 13 May 2004 02:48 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.ilxlightwave.com/themes/generic/topLogo.jpg

No mention of gothic anuses, sadly.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 13 May 2004 02:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Bootyflakes fall like tears of lonely vampires

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Thursday, 13 May 2004 02:57 (twenty-one years ago)

the lyrics of the first song of this perry/darnielle collab: how dan's friend earned his redwings!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 13 May 2004 02:59 (twenty-one years ago)

cold eyes of the vampire,
black wings of the bat;
cold gape of the aaaanus,
fuck washing a hat

Dave Matthews's anus
is non-goth through and through
I hate those that don't like him
shot all the people who do

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Thursday, 13 May 2004 03:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Few things are certain in this life, but I'm pretty sure I'm gonna regret that

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Thursday, 13 May 2004 03:23 (twenty-one years ago)

the perry/darnielle collaboration = dimmu borgir meets the outhere bros.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 13 May 2004 03:27 (twenty-one years ago)

aaaanus

i picture this being sung operatically

― the 'surface' 'noise' (electricsound), Thursday, 13 May 2004 03:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd like to see Phish get 20+ minutes from THAT.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 13 May 2004 04:13 (twenty-one years ago)

john you are a golden GOD

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 13 May 2004 04:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd like to see Phish get 20+ minutes from THAT.

yeah, they'd have to really stretch it out...

― Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Thursday, 13 May 2004 04:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Okay, you have all successfully entertained, befuddled and terrified me -- all at once.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 13 May 2004 04:44 (twenty-one years ago)

(google image search)

Your search - "gothic anus" - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:
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PRAISE THE LORD.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 13 May 2004 12:50 (twenty-one years ago)

You have been hit by what is known as the GOTH BOOTY!! Check out Trash Scene's track dedicated to this (ie. "Goth Booty")

― Baaderoni (Fabfunk), Thursday, 13 May 2004 13:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Further research led me to this...

http://www.angelfire.com/electronic/gothicbootay

― Baaderoni (Fabfunk), Thursday, 13 May 2004 13:19 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.angelfire.com/electronic/gothicbootay/esmerelda.html

Perry-Darnielle Project, Flying Buttress

Maybe you should call it Esmerelda the Flying Buttress

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 13 May 2004 14:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Goth boooooooo-oooooo-oooo-teeee

― Baaderoni (Fabfunk), Thursday, 13 May 2004 14:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Baaderoni

I heard that in the voice of the Mexican soccer commentator who yells "Goooooooooooooooooooooooal!" Of course, now I'll be vegging some saturday watching futbol and when someone scores I'll be thinking Goth boooooooo-oooooo-oooo-teeee

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 13 May 2004 14:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Shake your rump-ah:
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005EBUH.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― sexyDancer, Thursday, 13 May 2004 20:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Your hatred suppository makes you strong

Can I just say I'm particularly pleased with myself for this line?

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 13 May 2004 20:32 (twenty-one years ago)

cold gape of the aaaanus,
fuck washing a hat

Why did it take me so long to get involved in this thread?!

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 13 May 2004 20:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh right, it's called "Gothic Anus."

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 13 May 2004 20:38 (twenty-one years ago)

you thought it was gothic arts?

― frank swedehead, Thursday, 13 May 2004 21:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought it was best avoided.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 13 May 2004 21:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought it said gothic cathedrals damn i must be in the wrong thread, whats an anus?

― Frank swedehead, Thursday, 13 May 2004 21:19 (twenty-one years ago)

'I thought it was best avoided.'

You thought ilx's goth obsession had been taken just that step too far..

And you were right!

― de, Thursday, 13 May 2004 21:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I think your friend meant gargoyles and vampires were flying out of your but to the tune of "Third Uncle".

Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 13 May 2004 22:21 (twenty-one years ago)

GOTHIC ANUS (47 new answers, 8 unread)
Can a blonde girl have brown eyes? (66 new answers, 29 unread)

― Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Friday, 14 May 2004 01:00 (twenty-one years ago)

GG ALLIN is god

― christopher dean chauncey (indeson187), Friday, 14 May 2004 02:49 (twenty-one years ago)

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― Trayce, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:28 (eighteen years ago)

(still roffling at dark entries tho)

― Trayce, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:29 (eighteen years ago)

cold eyes of the vampire,
black wings of the bat;
cold gape of the aaaanus,
fuck washing a hat

haha back when I first read this I had never heard J0hn's singing voice, this is so so much awesomer now that I can hear it in my ~~gothic anus~~ mind's ear.

― nickalicious, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:43 (eighteen years ago)

THIS THREAD.

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:51 (eighteen years ago)

I'm still at the "JESUS CHRIST, NED" stage.

― HI DERE, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:58 (eighteen years ago)

O, the secret salacious splendor that is your black orchid anus in the moonlit shadows!

― Abbott, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:59 (eighteen years ago)

I like to think the initial poster meant something more innocent, like American Gothic Anus.

― nickalicious, Monday, 26 March 2007 21:00 (eighteen years ago)

Why did it take me so long to get involved in this thread?!

roxymuzak (roxymuzak) on Thursday, May 13, 2004 4:38 PM (2 years ago)

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Oh right, it's called "Gothic Anus."

roxymuzak (roxymuzak) on Thursday, May 13, 2004 4:38 PM (2 years ago)

This is still incredibly funny, tho.

― HI DERE, Monday, 26 March 2007 21:02 (eighteen years ago)

whats the big deal if dude wants to get his salad tossed by an infant

― and what, Monday, 26 March 2007 21:53 (eighteen years ago)

no words can describe.
http://badgas.co.uk/moments/moment_123.jpg

― the table is the table, Monday, 26 March 2007 22:47 (eighteen years ago)

Accouterments aside, that girl's terror comes from how freakishly disproportionate she is!

― Abbott, Monday, 26 March 2007 22:51 (eighteen years ago)

two months pass...

I STILL LOVE THIS THREAD MUST REVIVE A++++

― Trayce, Thursday, 21 June 2007 10:32 (eighteen years ago)

I think your friend meant gargoyles and vampires were flying out of your but to the tune of "Third Uncle".

-- VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 13 May 2004 01:07 (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

Ha ha ha ha ha

― Pashmina, Thursday, 21 June 2007 10:35 (eighteen years ago)

Dan and J0hn were fucking top class on this thread.

― Trayce, Thursday, 21 June 2007 10:37 (eighteen years ago)

...I was gonna say "top hole on this thread" but ... UH.

― Trayce, Thursday, 21 June 2007 10:39 (eighteen years ago)

(google image search)
Your search - "gothic anus" - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:
- Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
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PRAISE THE LORD.

-- nickalicious (nickalicious

Well that's all changed in three short years. See for yourself.

― moley, Thursday, 21 June 2007 10:44 (eighteen years ago)

lol no thanx

― Trayce, Thursday, 21 June 2007 10:45 (eighteen years ago)

haha a mere 53 minutes from start of thread to goatse.cx!

― CharlieNo4, Thursday, 21 June 2007 13:14 (eighteen years ago)

:D this thread

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 21 June 2007 17:36 (eighteen years ago)

still classic.

― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 21 June 2007 20:08 (eighteen years ago)

"gothic anus" is playing through my head to the tune of "I Touch Roses"

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 21 June 2007 20:12 (eighteen years ago)

nine months pass...

yeah, it's about time to revive this thread

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 21:08 (seventeen years ago)

Gooogle tells me Gothic Anus is now a record label. They must release some dark shit.

― moley, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 22:23 (seventeen years ago)

I shouldn't laugh as hard as I am laughing at moley's use of the word "release," but what the hell, I am who I am

― J0hn D., Wednesday, 9 April 2008 22:53 (seventeen years ago)

that would be excelsiored to death if I had cut & paste on this thing

― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 22:57 (seventeen years ago)

ROTHIC ANUS

http://celebslam.buzznet.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/david-lee-roth-hair-1.jpg

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 23:09 (seventeen years ago)

lol

― latebloomer, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 23:59 (seventeen years ago)

ok i'm not a "ICH ICH DIE AFTER NICHT SAFE FÜR ARBEIT!!" type, but if less icky threads got a NSFW tag... just sayin'

― Mackro Mackro, Thursday, 10 April 2008 03:19 (seventeen years ago)

Tempted to turn Perry's lyrix into a black metal opus.

― libcrypt, Thursday, 10 April 2008 03:23 (seventeen years ago)

five months pass...

http://www.steve.gb.com/images/me/anus.jpg

― ‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮҉)ttegåR deN (Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃), Wednesday, 17 September 2008 23:05 (seventeen years ago)

u ok ned?

― I know, right?, Wednesday, 17 September 2008 23:07 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

lol following links in old threads brings you to some funny places

― a Barbie-like nub where he provates should be (HI DERE), Monday, 9 November 2009 20:57 (sixteen years ago)

follow enough links on ILX and next thing you know you're all up in gothic anus

― someone has done something terrible OH NO (jjjusten), Monday, 9 November 2009 23:14 (sixteen years ago)

^^^^^^^ too true

― a Barbie-like nub where he provates should be (HI DERE), Monday, 9 November 2009 23:16 (sixteen years ago)

knee deep in gothic anus over here

― GO THICK AMOS! (jjjusten), Monday, 9 November 2009 23:16 (sixteen years ago)

tbh i just dont have the time to skim through gothic anus at work today

― GO THICK AMOS! (jjjusten), Monday, 9 November 2009 23:17 (sixteen years ago)

hahahahahahahahaha

― a Barbie-like nub where he provates should be (HI DERE), Monday, 9 November 2009 23:21 (sixteen years ago)

"man, the guy who lives in the apartment across from me spent all day reloading gothic anus"

― GO THICK AMOS! (jjjusten), Monday, 9 November 2009 23:25 (sixteen years ago)

ten years pass...

I wish 2020 would fall deep into a gothic anus

― shout-out to his family (DJP), Sunday, 18 October 2020 15:20 (five years ago)

are gothic anuses darkened buttholes

― eat my room temperature ass (Neanderthal), Sunday, 18 October 2020 15:22 (five years ago)

Way too kind a fate.

― pomenitul, Sunday, 18 October 2020 15:22 (five years ago)

Are you sure it hasn't?

― 1000 Scampo DJs (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 18 October 2020 15:22 (five years ago)

I'm mildly afraid to google 'GOTHIC ANUS'.

― pomenitul, Sunday, 18 October 2020 15:23 (five years ago)

google for anus and find 2020

― eat my room temperature ass (Neanderthal), Sunday, 18 October 2020 15:23 (five years ago)

Hope for 2021:

https://theanarchistlibrary.org/library/georges-bataille-the-solar-anus

― pomenitul, Sunday, 18 October 2020 15:26 (five years ago)

pro display name, Neanderthal

― shout-out to his family (DJP), Sunday, 18 October 2020 16:14 (five years ago)

Look into my
Look into my
Deep inside my gothic anus
It shall expose the darkness and despair
Through the veil
My sphincter of malice
Moans and trembles in the pale moonlight
The dark-kinder play
In fields of blood
A wasteland expands from the colon of desire
Gaze into my
Gaze into my
Deep inside my gothic anus
Beams of terror emit forth
The afterlife beckons
From my twisted duodenum
Your heart is leaden
But a kiss will make the constriction explode
Another glance through a gauzy screen
And another demon is born
Submit to my
Bathe inside my
Deep inside my gothic anus
With a bowed head and aching back
The nubs of succubus wings
Giving pixeis the hump of ages
Winding through a small intestine
Dripping with ennui and angst
Your hatred suppository makes you strong
Gothic anus rules us all
Give over to the brownness

MY SPHINCTER OF MALICE

― flamboyant goon tie included, Sunday, 18 October 2020 21:47 (five years ago)

the "pale moonlight" lyric reminded me of "serious moonlight" which reminded me of Let's Dance era Bowie, and now I have "Gothic Anus" in my head to the tune of "Modern Love" even though it doesn't quite scan ...

― sarahell, Sunday, 18 October 2020 22:55 (five years ago)

walks beside me
(Gothic Anus) walks on by
(Gothic Anus) gets me to the church on time
(Gothic Anus) terrifies me
(Gothic Anus) makes me party
(Gothic Anus) puts my trust in God and man
(Gothic Anus) no confession
(Gothic Anus) no religion
(Gothic Anus) don't believe in Gothic Anus

― sarahell, Sunday, 18 October 2020 22:57 (five years ago)

let me know if you want to see the lyrics to the next song -- Gothic Anus Boulevard (Sisters of Mercy)

― sarahell, Sunday, 18 October 2020 22:59 (five years ago)

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