Rationalising the confines of the shop parlour

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Done above the chip's ground, or not?

― galatrude, Friday, 14 May 2004 11:51 (twenty-one years ago)

oh, above. definitely.

― hmmm (hmmm), Friday, 14 May 2004 11:59 (twenty-one years ago)

What? What are you TALKING about? Christ, it's not as if there aren't enough try-hard pretentious twats around here, and we're hardly lacking in obscure-for-the-sake-of-it elitists. What are you trying to say? Are you trying to be clever? What do you mean? WHAT DO YOU WANT???

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 14 May 2004 11:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Geezer's Kiosk.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 14 May 2004 12:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh. In that case, take the second on the left, walk to the end and it's just there, on your right.

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 14 May 2004 12:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Um, it's a serious question about the carpenters and woodturners union, CHIP. It's in the news for refusing to relocate its Central London headquarters to Chichester, and I was just wondering what people here thought about it all, that's all.

― galatrude, Friday, 14 May 2004 12:20 (twenty-one years ago)

JUST FUCK OFF, ALRIGHT?

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 14 May 2004 12:21 (twenty-one years ago)

KILLING IS TOO GOOD FOR YOU. AND YOU CAN STICK YOUR "MICROHOUSE" UP YOUR FUCKING HOLE.

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 14 May 2004 12:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Locking caps is bad for your heart.

― galatrude, Friday, 14 May 2004 12:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Really?

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 14 May 2004 12:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I'LL BE PUTTING FUCKING CAPS IN YOUR HEART NEXT! I'D DO IT AS WELL, I'M FROM GLASGOW!

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 14 May 2004 12:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Surely not the same Matt DC who said this?

"Thanks everyone - I had a grebt day... my friend got me a kite and we spent pretty much the entire day on Blackheath failing to get it up in the air. I admit it, I am a tweeist."

― galatrude, Friday, 14 May 2004 12:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I garotted a passer by with the twine later. His dog looked at me funny.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 14 May 2004 12:56 (twenty-one years ago)

This is the best thread ever, oh my God.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 14 May 2004 12:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Then we went home and copulated in every room in my house. All eleven of them.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 14 May 2004 12:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Liar. You missed the 3rd bathroom.

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Friday, 14 May 2004 12:58 (twenty-one years ago)

We did it in a boat in Cambridge as well. Puntcum.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 14 May 2004 13:02 (twenty-one years ago)

You did it on the backs? Rupert Brooke would be proud.

― Galatrude, Friday, 14 May 2004 13:06 (twenty-one years ago)

... Behind the colleges of Cambridge University, is a waterscape known as ‘the Backs’.

― Galatrude, Friday, 14 May 2004 13:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Puntcum! try saying that after a gallon of Pimms.

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 14 May 2004 13:31 (twenty-one years ago)

There will be NO puntcum at the cambridge fap!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 14 May 2004 13:33 (twenty-one years ago)

The spectre of unwanted puntcum looms large over us all.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 14 May 2004 13:36 (twenty-one years ago)

*shudders*

I was gonna google 'puntcam' images, but i think it is safer not to!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 14 May 2004 13:42 (twenty-one years ago)

http://alantrewartha.20m.com/baby-duck.jpg

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 14 May 2004 13:45 (twenty-one years ago)

MY EYES!!!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 14 May 2004 13:47 (twenty-one years ago)

this thread has three of my favourite words on.

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 14 May 2004 14:34 (twenty-one years ago)

"Garotted Glasgow tweeist?"

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 14 May 2004 14:40 (twenty-one years ago)

"Chip's parlour waterscape?"

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 14 May 2004 14:40 (twenty-one years ago)

It's a Friday all right.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 14 May 2004 14:44 (twenty-one years ago)

five, now.

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 14 May 2004 15:40 (twenty-one years ago)

on of the be is

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 14 May 2004 15:42 (twenty-one years ago)

My bellybutton has a safety pin through it. Coloured green. With spit and snot.

Yes that's right I have a punk tum.

― ..., Tuesday, 18 May 2004 15:49 (twenty-one years ago)

three weeks pass...

Bosko Balaban Stats For Season

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Team Aston Villa
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Goals 0
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Avg Mins Played/Goal Scored 0
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― bosko, Monday, 14 June 2004 15:22 (twenty-one years ago)

two years pass...

REVIVE

― Ward Fowler (Ward Fowler), Wednesday, 30 August 2006 15:38 (nineteen years ago)

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