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A little poem: three lines - five seven five syll- ables long. Good fun.

― will, Thursday, 1 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I didn't realise the message board doesn't recognise returns - the line breaks are as follows

A little poem/ three lines - five seven five syll -/ ables long. Good fun.

Haikus make me very happy. Go on... give it a go!

― Will, Thursday, 1 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

every day I think

of haiku I'd love to write

but they're all rubbish

― chris, Thursday, 1 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"Street Wise (An Instructional Haiku)"

Short skirt ascending
Escalator in th' wind
Best view: three steps back

― AP, Thursday, 1 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

To insert breaks, end
lines with 'BR' inside two
nice pointy brackets

― mark s, Thursday, 1 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Haikus just plain suck Why must people bring them up? I wish they'd sod off.

― ogden, Thursday, 1 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Sleep little positron
Don't be afraid of anything
Wish bad dreams be gone

― james, Thursday, 1 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

One day ILE
Will have enough threads, to weave
The world a jumper.

― Sam, Thursday, 1 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

the fall really suck
but hey they are on tour yay
bye twenty five bucks!

― chiznaki, Thursday, 1 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

fifteen years pass...

Ashkenazis drive me wild
Google pixel
What do I want, another kid?

― calstars, Tuesday, 1 August 2017 22:35 (seven years ago)

five years pass...

have chat gpt write a hiaku

Delicate farts rise,
Soft whispers through the air they pass,
Nature's gentle breeze.

― | (Latham Green), Monday, 30 January 2023 21:16 (two years ago)

ChatGPT having a hard time grasping the concept of 7 syllables there.

― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Monday, 30 January 2023 21:19 (two years ago)

ChatGPT fails
counting syllables is hard
for a computer

― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Monday, 30 January 2023 21:21 (two years ago)

when google came out did everyone post 'hey look what I can find when I type in 'best bagel New York?''

― calstars, Monday, 30 January 2023 22:17 (two years ago)

"Google was first released in 1998, and while I don't have access to data on what exactly people searched for when it first became available, it's likely that many users explored the search engine by typing in a variety of queries to see what kind of results it would return. As for whether everyone specifically typed in "best bagel New York," that's difficult to say, but it's possible that some early adopters may have used similar search queries to test the capabilities of the search engine."

― | (Latham Green), Tuesday, 31 January 2023 21:15 (two years ago)

for sale, baby shoes
Worn by an elder lady
I accept PayPal

― I HAVE NO IDEA HOW THE DIAPER GOT LOOSE (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 31 January 2023 23:58 (two years ago)

banal sentence with
right syllabic properties
becomes lame poem

― assert (matttkkkk), Wednesday, 1 February 2023 00:14 (two years ago)

Why did Kanye say
"We want Hen Fap" - Gold Digger
What is up with that?

― I HAVE NO IDEA HOW THE DIAPER GOT LOOSE (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 1 February 2023 00:16 (two years ago)

britney can i get
your sister email because
she look intersting

― assert (matttkkkk), Wednesday, 1 February 2023 01:53 (two years ago)

I was flat and fun
I was inflated so good
feels like summertime

― | (Latham Green), Wednesday, 1 February 2023 16:48 (two years ago)

four months pass...

based on a true story

Fan runs for an hour;
Why is the room not cooling?
Storm window's still on.

― budo jeru, Wednesday, 28 June 2023 18:48 (one year ago)

No toilet paper.
Found raggedy KISS t-shirt
The problem is solved

― sad Mings of dynasty (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 28 June 2023 18:49 (one year ago)

one year passes...

new idea: music recommendation haikus. here's an example-

mister bill evans
the song is "waltz for debby"
indeed quite classic

― lil lurk (Austin), Saturday, 28 December 2024 21:17 (five months ago)

david axelrod
listen to his music please
it's really pretty

― lil lurk (Austin), Saturday, 28 December 2024 21:21 (five months ago)

noise and feedback screech
metal machine music, wow
kind of ambient

― lil lurk (Austin), Saturday, 28 December 2024 21:26 (five months ago)

Plane prepared for flight
Boredoms Rebore by Ken Ishii
Takeoff thrills in store

― trm (tombotomod), Saturday, 28 December 2024 21:31 (five months ago)

Mac Plus u vek troid
I ni ti a tion tape u
Track ni time cop u

― calstars, Saturday, 28 December 2024 21:32 (five months ago)

boring and jangly
also from new jersey too?
yo la tengo, friends

― lil lurk (Austin), Saturday, 28 December 2024 21:42 (five months ago)

she wrote and arranged
she was a brilliant chef
judee sill's heart food

― lil lurk (Austin), Saturday, 28 December 2024 21:50 (five months ago)

breakdance beats for you
afrika bambaataa and
the soulsonic force

― lil lurk (Austin), Saturday, 28 December 2024 22:09 (five months ago)

indigenous rock
boogie with the band redbone
come and get your love

― lil lurk (Austin), Saturday, 28 December 2024 22:11 (five months ago)

no one gives a shit
concerning the band 'Thousands'
but they're fantastic

― Maresn3st, Saturday, 28 December 2024 22:17 (five months ago)

This video tape
Was not rented from this store
So get the fuck out

― Riposte Malone (Neanderthal), Saturday, 28 December 2024 23:50 (five months ago)

Within autumn's chill
Melancholy rain patters
Takemitsu, friends

― it's been almost a decade and I am still enraged about this (Matt #2), Sunday, 29 December 2024 04:24 (five months ago)

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