write a haiku

A little poem/ three lines - five seven five syll -/ ables long. Good fun.

Haikus make me very happy. Go on... give it a go!

of haiku I'd love to write

but they're all rubbish

Ashkenazis drive me wild
Google pixel
What do I want, another kid?

have chat gpt write a hiaku

Delicate farts rise,
Soft whispers through the air they pass,
Nature's gentle breeze.

ChatGPT having a hard time grasping the concept of 7 syllables there.

ChatGPT fails
counting syllables is hard
for a computer

when google came out did everyone post 'hey look what I can find when I type in 'best bagel New York?''

"Google was first released in 1998, and while I don't have access to data on what exactly people searched for when it first became available, it's likely that many users explored the search engine by typing in a variety of queries to see what kind of results it would return. As for whether everyone specifically typed in "best bagel New York," that's difficult to say, but it's possible that some early adopters may have used similar search queries to test the capabilities of the search engine."

for sale, baby shoes
Worn by an elder lady
I accept PayPal

banal sentence with
right syllabic properties
becomes lame poem

Why did Kanye say
"We want Hen Fap" - Gold Digger
What is up with that?

britney can i get
your sister email because
she look intersting

I was flat and fun
I was inflated so good
feels like summertime

based on a true story

Fan runs for an hour;
Why is the room not cooling?
Storm window's still on.

No toilet paper.
Found raggedy KISS t-shirt
The problem is solved

new idea: music recommendation haikus. here's an example-

mister bill evans
the song is "waltz for debby"
indeed quite classic

david axelrod
listen to his music please
it's really pretty

noise and feedback screech
metal machine music, wow
kind of ambient

Plane prepared for flight
Boredoms Rebore by Ken Ishii
Takeoff thrills in store

Mac Plus u vek troid
I ni ti a tion tape u
Track ni time cop u

boring and jangly
also from new jersey too?
yo la tengo, friends

she wrote and arranged
she was a brilliant chef
judee sill's heart food

breakdance beats for you
afrika bambaataa and
the soulsonic force

indigenous rock
boogie with the band redbone
come and get your love

no one gives a shit
concerning the band 'Thousands'
but they're fantastic

This video tape
Was not rented from this store
So get the fuck out

Within autumn's chill
Melancholy rain patters
Takemitsu, friends