If they showed up at your home at 2:00am drunk and lonely and in need of a friend, which poster(s) would you let inside, give a hot cup of cocoa, a pair of bunny slippers and a shoulder to cry on and

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(ie. would you let hanle y take your kids to the park?)

― Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Thursday, 1 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Like I'm gonna open the door to anyone I don't know at 2am!! :)

― james, Thursday, 1 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'd give Dave Q a hot cup of cocoa and a pair of bunny slippers.

― Johnathan, Thursday, 1 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'd let Hanle y take my kids out to a moonshine distillery, sure. The park, NO - all those muggers are scary.

If Anthony has some banana bread, he'd be welcome in my house anytime. Hell, even if he doesn't have the bread, he can come in.

― David Raposa, Thursday, 1 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'd let Otis come in, but I don't think he counts cos he knows I love him anyhow. So I guess if it was someone I don't know...I'd let Nicole in.

I wouldn't even sort of open the door if it was Ethan.

― Ally, Thursday, 1 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i wouldn't let any of you in. in fact, i wouldnt even get out of bed. freaks.

― jess, Thursday, 1 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Chances are I'd also be drunk and lonely and in need of a friend, so I'd let any of you in.

― Sad Indie Saddo, Thursday, 1 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Aw, Arthur. :-)

A fair amount of you *have* already stayed with me or have standing invitations. And you know who you are. :-)

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

actually, i would let arthur in. and mark s. and rainy. and ethan. (hah!) and popshots. and probably tom (if he doesn't smell of beer and pretzled bread.)

― jess, Thursday, 1 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Any of you.

(if hanley took me to the park would he give me sweeties and show me some puppies)

― Ed, Thursday, 1 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I am happy to report that at least one ILE poster has done the former for me on a couple of occasions, so Suzy would have the favour returned at a moment's notice, of course. The rest of you lot... hrmmmmm. No comment!

― kate, Thursday, 1 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Who's gonna make the official ILE Stats Cock ID Card? It's the only way to be sure.

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 1 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

a secret hanshake methinks

― Ed, Thursday, 1 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

a chocolate milkshake might be better

― Alan at home, Thursday, 1 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Damn it, I'm lactose intolerant.

Perhaps we should memorize Nitsuh's IL* rap, and then quote a line or two to see if the potential IL*er knows the next few lines.

And that is SUCH a useless idea.

― David Raposa, Thursday, 1 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I would be murdered by my mother for letting in possible serial killers so I don't know if I'd let any of you in. But if it was up to me, I've got no objections to anyone. I would let Hanle y fly kites with my nonexistent kids.

― Maria, Thursday, 1 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

but you might be Jesus in disguise! Remember?

― maryann, Thursday, 1 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Jesus in disguise. what a brilliant idea for a kids toy: it's a jesus but you twist the head, bend out the wings, switch the doohickey around and you have a jet-fighter with laser turrets.

― Alan at home, Thursday, 1 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Then they could have a joke on the Simpsons where Bart and Lisa are fighting. Bart grabs his Jesus in disguise and Lisa grabs her Mary in disguise. Jesus in disguise transforms into a flaming sword but to Lisa's disappointment, Mary in disguise transforms into a watering can.

― maryann, Thursday, 1 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Maryann is BRILLIANT; someone call James L. Brooks post haste.

― Dan Perry, Thursday, 1 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Kate obviously. Nick has been known to get stuck and occupy my sofa. Ed too, plus most of y'all.

― suzy, Thursday, 1 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

This is assuming you've all gotten past the guards?

― Kim, Thursday, 1 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh it was based on another joke I already saw, I'm not brilliant.

― maryann, Thursday, 1 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

What about if you were DJing a Halloween party and you were tired and playing your last song of the night, which IL* posters would you trust would be a) completely gorgeous, b) dance with you on your last song, and c) offer to take you home the next morning as long as you stayed at the party and drank more?

― Brian MacDonald, Thursday, 1 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Why Brian, you tease you. Look me up next time you're in town.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ned = easy

― Kim, Thursday, 1 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

That's the understatement of the new century, Kim.

I would probably let anyone here into my apartment, because even if they turned out to be an evil psycho my cat would probably end up raping them anyway. On the downside, this would probably happen if they were nice too.

― Nicole, Thursday, 1 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I think I would be so intrigued to find someone on the doorstep at 2am I would let any of you people in, the entertainment value alone makes it worthwhile. I note no-one would let me into their home, wise choice, and I think I would be even less appropriate with children than Hanle y

― Menelaus Darcy, Thursday, 1 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

well obviously i would let mitch in for having the longest ile title thread.

the dunedin faction allready have bondi, so i suppose, if they oculd be arsed wlaking lal the way out to belmore i'd let them in to root my sheep.

theban hordes have instant access, back and front door.

the brits - well, wwe voted to keep yr monarchy, what do you reckon?

momus could come and watch nbc today with me, and we could chaat about katei kurick's ass, josh would sit up and talk about puccini with me all night, ally's my lwayer, and well, fear and lothing in las vegaas has got nothing on our friendship, and she'd drag otis into the whole thing, bats and all, hanle y - well, who could say no, shit i'm trying not to single out ppl here....oooh nooo, i just sounded like the lephant in meet the feebles. i need a coffee, help yrself to the tim tams.

― Geoff, Thursday, 1 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

only the dunedin people, cos i know the dunedin people aren't axe- murderers. the rest of you i would probably want to drink with before i let yous in my house. that sounds sleazy but i didn't mean it like that. there are plenty of you that i would go out of my way to have a beer with.

― di, Thursday, 1 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

That's the understatement of the new century, Kim.

*gasp* WELL. *flounces off in huff*

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh please, you're anyone's for a quarter. And it's okay if they don't have the quarter handy...

― Nicole, Thursday, 1 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Who are THEY? Family friends strangers? Gale

― Gale Deslongchamps, Thursday, 1 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

My shameful secret is found out. Except it's not shameful and it's not a secret! *calls for several young boys, a pumpkin and a schnauser, for I wish to be depraved*

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'd let any of you in so long as you weren't dribbling saliva or snot, vomiting, incontinent or grubby or too loud.

― toraneko, Thursday, 1 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

That's me out then. I am very grubby. I think it's putty and golden syrup.

― rainy, Thursday, 1 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

And Maryann just put bubble gum in my hair in a vain effort to wage war against bubblegum snobbery.

― rainy, Thursday, 1 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I like golden syrup.

― toraneko, Thursday, 1 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

And I got licked by an alpacha whose tongue was unclean.

― rainy, Thursday, 1 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Do you like alpachas and/or bubblegum?

― rainy, Thursday, 1 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

David would kick you all out i would welcome you all in

― anthony, Thursday, 1 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I like alpacas and I like the smell of bubblegum. Putty is fun too.

― toraneko, Thursday, 1 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

you're all welcome. really.

― chris, Friday, 2 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i would like to think i would let 90% of the people here in. certainly, and without any doubt, any of the ones i have met in real life would be welcome

― gareth, Friday, 2 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

sure. especially if there was an outside chance of a shag. no seriously.

― Alan Trewartha, Friday, 2 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Eeeeuuuwww!!! There's shags involved? No way! Yuck! Sex is disgusting and boys are icky. No one from this board is allowed in my (methaphorical) house then.

Actually, no, wait, there is one person on this board I'd shag if drunk, but he doesn't know and I'd never tell him, so it doesn't matter anyway. Hah hah, we're off to Manchester tonight, what fun is there to be had in Manchester on a Friday night? Oh wait, there's a new thread...

― kate, Friday, 2 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

no shags involved, but it *would* seal the deal ;-)

― Alan Trewartha, Friday, 2 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

yeah & i'd probably be up & sitting at my computator smoking pot. so i might not even talk to you. but OK you can come in.

― duane, Friday, 2 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The bars dont close till 2 am so you'd have to wait for me to get home and I only have one couch. Three couches in the laundry room are good two, any more the house down the street is empty and unlocked most nights so you can all crash there until the landlord finds out.

― Mr Noodles, Friday, 2 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

2am is early for a bar to close. They should stay open 'til at least 5am, maybe later.

― Menelaus Darcy, Friday, 2 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

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if there was a universally understood ilx password, I'd let any of you mofos in... but i'd have to be drunk too, so fucking bring me something.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Sunday, 5 January 2003 09:38 (twenty-two years ago)

ILX password = "influence"

― Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Sunday, 5 January 2003 10:32 (twenty-two years ago)

there are many folks here for whom I would do all this (and maybe throw in a pair of Levi's 501s), you know who you are, and I thank the Academy.

― felicity (felicity), Sunday, 5 January 2003 22:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd only let in posters in the Top 20 Posts list for the past 30 Days. So get to work posting or you won't be good enough for me!

But seriously - 2 AM FAP at a random ILXor's house tonight? What do you say?

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Monday, 6 January 2003 14:08 (twenty-two years ago)

(full title of this thread and a cople of others restored. Apologies to Mitch)

― Graham (graham), Monday, 6 January 2003 14:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Sure, since my sister's back home for the week.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 6 January 2003 15:04 (twenty-two years ago)

ally, why you gots to steal my flavor like that?

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Monday, 6 January 2003 17:23 (twenty-two years ago)

anyone from ILX is bound to be more interesting than most possible random houseguests. Also, I've had some uncommonly good luck in the past with random drunk, lonely and in need of a friend 2:00 a.m. visitors. Actually, make that 4:00 a.m.

― webcrack (music=crack), Tuesday, 7 January 2003 05:35 (twenty-two years ago)

*calls for several young boys, a pumpkin and a schnauser, for I wish to be depraved*

So how come Dan said NOTHING about this line? Or does he recognize where I took it from?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 7 January 2003 06:01 (twenty-two years ago)

four years pass...

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― jergïns, Friday, 20 July 2007 23:06 (eighteen years ago)

any of the ones i've met.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 20 July 2007 23:13 (eighteen years ago)

Ally, Tom, Alex, Pete, Ned, and any of the attendees of the Pasadena McC0rmick FAP. I don't know any of you others, but, with a letter of introduction from any of these folks, I'd make room. You gotta get by the wife, though, and she feels that ILX is "weird."

― B.L.A.M., Friday, 20 July 2007 23:25 (eighteen years ago)

wife is OTM

― Rock Hardy, Friday, 20 July 2007 23:37 (eighteen years ago)

The female posters, obv.

― King Boy Pato, Saturday, 21 July 2007 08:30 (eighteen years ago)

i have no home

― rrrobyn, Saturday, 21 July 2007 08:55 (eighteen years ago)

i have no 2am

― rrrobyn, Saturday, 21 July 2007 08:55 (eighteen years ago)

3 minutes to two so i'll say: all of you. if you came to my door and said ilxor i'd say great, come in, get warm.

― jergïns, Saturday, 21 July 2007 09:00 (eighteen years ago)

i think the real question would be if they showed up at your door at 4 a.m. saying the needed to a shovel, some lime, and your help which poster would you let in?

― chicago kevin, Saturday, 21 July 2007 09:39 (eighteen years ago)

Depends which ILXor they had done in?

― Trayce, Saturday, 21 July 2007 10:21 (eighteen years ago)

I regret this post already.

― Trayce, Saturday, 21 July 2007 10:21 (eighteen years ago)

"pumpkin and a schnauser" is from "Doon"!!!

― Heave Ho, Saturday, 21 July 2007 22:06 (eighteen years ago)

Dude anyone from ILX who ends up within a hundred mile radius, I will be hella surprised and probably serve you seven ounces of delicious liquor to aid your sleepytime. Unless you came from Juarez all dranked and hopped up on the cheap valiums; then I'd all hold your hair and make you drink three gallons of water and whip out the plastic inflatable mattress.

All are welcome here. For a couple nights max, tho. No moochers.

― Abbott, Saturday, 21 July 2007 22:09 (eighteen years ago)

lol @ BLAM letting his drunk brother in

― ghost rider, Saturday, 21 July 2007 22:10 (eighteen years ago)

you are welcome any time bro

― ghost rider, Saturday, 21 July 2007 22:10 (eighteen years ago)

I'm on my way! (xpost to abbott)

― Trayce, Saturday, 21 July 2007 22:10 (eighteen years ago)

"Hey remember me from like March WDYLL, I was the one with brown hair and glasses." That's be a good orientation, just so I'd know you weren't like trying to get a job "HAVING LAWN MODE" (sic) like the flyer someone left on my door, even though my 'yard' is approx. 25 sq. feet and covered in gravel.

― Abbott, Saturday, 21 July 2007 22:11 (eighteen years ago)

This goes to anyone, Trayceface would get like instant recogs.

― Abbott, Saturday, 21 July 2007 22:12 (eighteen years ago)

lol @ "lawn mode" :D

― Trayce, Saturday, 21 July 2007 22:16 (eighteen years ago)

Okay this flier is too sweet not to share:

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f86/igotabeefpastry/lawnmode.jpg

― Abbott, Saturday, 21 July 2007 23:15 (eighteen years ago)

It was copied at that weird angle.

― Abbott, Saturday, 21 July 2007 23:15 (eighteen years ago)

"Modem," said the gardener when he'd finished mowing the lawn.

― Heave Ho, Saturday, 21 July 2007 23:19 (eighteen years ago)

Whats great is its spelt right everywhere else! :D "Lawn Mode" sounds like TIM@KFC

― Trayce, Saturday, 21 July 2007 23:24 (eighteen years ago)

all of you! i live in a sleep-out with a lock on the door, so if you came to stay i'd put you on the couch in the house and not be too concerned if you're an axe-murderer.

― Rubyredd, Sunday, 22 July 2007 00:20 (eighteen years ago)

Lawn mode will be me after a few too many drinks in the back garden this afternoon.

― moley, Sunday, 22 July 2007 00:20 (eighteen years ago)

does a few too many fall in the 4-7 or 8-11 rang?

― tehresa, Sunday, 22 July 2007 00:45 (eighteen years ago)

Either that person has access to some decent clip-art or they can draw a pretty cool casual lawn moder!

― Pleasant Plains, Sunday, 22 July 2007 00:49 (eighteen years ago)

lawnmowerortoilet.gif.

― wanko ergo sum, Sunday, 22 July 2007 00:51 (eighteen years ago)

Don't fall into Lawn Mode, man. Gotta keep away from that shit.

― Bimble, Sunday, 22 July 2007 00:55 (eighteen years ago)

Oh, everything about it spells "clip art."

― Abbott, Sunday, 22 July 2007 00:56 (eighteen years ago)

Depeche Mode covers band out in your back garden: Lawn Mode.

"Where do we plug in the synthesizer? Does it go up to 11?"

― Bimble, Sunday, 22 July 2007 00:56 (eighteen years ago)

A month ago my lawn mode was a black/brown duotone, but with the rain lately it's back to RGB.

― Rock Hardy, Sunday, 22 July 2007 00:58 (eighteen years ago)

Does that mean the KGB is going to confiscate your Lawn Moroder?

― Bimble, Sunday, 22 July 2007 01:02 (eighteen years ago)

Answer to question posed by thread title: probably any ILXors - all are welcome. But especially HSTNGS thread regulars and irregulars.

― Sara R-C, Sunday, 22 July 2007 01:37 (eighteen years ago)

five months pass...

i'm always letting all kinds of freaks sleep at my apartment and my landlord doesn't give a fuck.

-- ethan, Tuesday, November 6, 2001 8:00 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Link

that's cool, i know where we can get dusted at 2 am for real.

-- ethan, Tuesday, November 6, 2001 8:00 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Link

RIP my old life

― and what, Sunday, 13 January 2008 01:49 (seventeen years ago)

happens to the best of us big guy

― DG, Sunday, 13 January 2008 01:55 (seventeen years ago)

Was you sherman all the time ethan? Bcz that shit sounds fucked up in a fucked up way.

― Abbott, Sunday, 13 January 2008 20:14 (seventeen years ago)

there are o nly a few that i wld not let in. actually atm i cant think of anyone. you are all free to hypothetically knock on my door.

― stevienixed, Sunday, 13 January 2008 21:57 (seventeen years ago)

*gasp* WELL. *flounces off in huff*

-- Ned Raggett, Thursday, November 1, 2001 1:00 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Link

― s1ocki, Sunday, 13 January 2008 22:53 (seventeen years ago)

seven months pass...

― o-ess, Saturday, 16 August 2008 20:28 (seventeen years ago)

awwww

― Just got offed, Saturday, 16 August 2008 20:36 (seventeen years ago)

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