The Weast or Where The Fuck Have I Seen You Before?

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Three girls sitting at the table opposite us at the pub quiz, one of whom I have definitely seen before and probably even spoken to on numerous occasions but just can't seem to put my finger on when and where this would have been.

This kind of thing happens all the time and the truth is scarier than you may think. IRL, if you see someone you recognise but don't know where from then they are most likely to be a Weast.

Weasts go around as normal people during the day. Most of them don't even know that they are Weasts. But at night they change into hideous black cloaked creatures with long hooked noses. Weasts will sneak into your room at night, stand at the foot of your bed and scream at you in a low hollow voice going "WEEEEAAAASSSSTT!!!! WEEEEEAAAASSSTTTT!!". If you wake up, they instantly disappear and go back to their normal selves at home. All you are left with is a kind of panicky angst-ridden feeling.

I don't like the idea of the Weast as it's kind of terrifying, no denying it but I thought I'd share this bit of knowledge with the ILx massive. Now you know.

― dog latin (dog latin), Sunday, 23 May 2004 22:53 (twenty-one years ago)

You;re more drunk than I am tongiht, huh?

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Sunday, 23 May 2004 23:19 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.harthead.com/Respice%20Finem/Reaper.jpeg

― dog latin (dog latin), Sunday, 23 May 2004 23:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I am not drunk. When I'm drunk I type liek thisfe on.

I am telling you about the Weast and that it is real and also scarey. I'd keep one eye open tonight cos it could happen!

― dog latin (dog latin), Sunday, 23 May 2004 23:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Hmph! I see this thread is nothing but a weast of speace.

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 24 May 2004 10:00 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

Not a total weast, see, it's back.

― Rumpie, Friday, 18 November 2005 13:05 (nineteen years ago)

what the fuck is wrong with you

― ooooh, Friday, 18 November 2005 13:10 (nineteen years ago)

Well fuck you too!

― Rumpie, Friday, 18 November 2005 13:27 (nineteen years ago)

wtf

― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Friday, 18 November 2005 13:33 (nineteen years ago)

theres a girl who goes to hdif, and was at the ally c gig, that i always see around, but i cant place

― terry lennox. (gareth), Friday, 18 November 2005 13:35 (nineteen years ago)

two years pass...

Bump

― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 16:10 (seventeen years ago)

great thread

― DG, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 16:13 (seventeen years ago)

would love to dog latin to write a movie about this

― and what, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 17:04 (seventeen years ago)

hideous black cloaked creatures with long hooked noses

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 17:08 (seventeen years ago)

scream at you in a low hollow voice going "WEEEEAAAASSSSTT!!!! WEEEEEAAAASSSTTTT!!"

― El Tomboto, Thursday, 28 February 2008 01:43 (seventeen years ago)

WEEEEAAAASSSSTTWOOD BABY! DROP THE BOMB ON THIS ALL DAY, IT'S GONNA BE BIG

― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 28 February 2008 10:09 (seventeen years ago)

would love to dog latin to write a movie about this

he's doing it. That's why he's not here anymore.

Someone's being nasty to Rumpie upthread. I don't approve of that.

― Grandpont Genie, Thursday, 28 February 2008 10:33 (seventeen years ago)

It's a step up from screaming WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAST at her in a low, hollow voice, I suppose

― That mong guy that's shit, Thursday, 28 February 2008 10:48 (seventeen years ago)

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