ATTENTION! ATTENTION! I have discovered a new source for HATS!

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after all, wouldn't you want to wear a hat like this?

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"Would you like me to seduce you?
Is that what you're trying to tell me?"

― Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Monday, 24 May 2004 23:23 (twenty-one years ago)

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"oh yeah, i know it. every chick in
this bar wants me. ohhh yeah."

― Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Monday, 24 May 2004 23:26 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.funfolly.com/g/hats/h1786rid.jpg

I totally want one of these signs encouraging people to pull my finger.

― martin m. (mushrush), Monday, 24 May 2004 23:31 (twenty-one years ago)

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Fuck wiping a hat!

― martin m. (mushrush), Monday, 24 May 2004 23:32 (twenty-one years ago)

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Fuck watching a hat!

― martin m. (mushrush), Monday, 24 May 2004 23:32 (twenty-one years ago)

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You'll never guess where the banana is.

― martin m. (mushrush), Monday, 24 May 2004 23:34 (twenty-one years ago)

between her toes?

― Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Monday, 24 May 2004 23:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Suddenly I feel ashamed for having a head.

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 24 May 2004 23:35 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.september11news.com/June25_BushCalgaryAirportWhiteHat.jpg

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice... Fuck washing a hat.

― martin m. (mushrush), Monday, 24 May 2004 23:40 (twenty-one years ago)

*falls off chair in hysterics*

I'll never wear a hat again.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 24 May 2004 23:43 (twenty-one years ago)

thank god that that toilet bowl seat hat has feces on it, cuz otherwise, how would you know it's a toilet seat?

― Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 15:16 (twenty-one years ago)

the irony of a toilet bowl seat hat worn by an ass-hat

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 15:25 (twenty-one years ago)

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another expample of as assy hat donned by an asshat

an asshat looking to SCORE!

"hellloooo, ladies! do you enjoy my meat and buns?"

― Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 15:27 (twenty-one years ago)

that ain't no bun. its a fucking pita on the bottom.

― Chris 'The Velvet Bingo' V (Chris V), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 15:29 (twenty-one years ago)

I was in a public toilet a while ago and there was a big turd perched on top of the back of the toilet. Who the fuck would shit up there instead of er, down there? Begod.

― penelope_111, Tuesday, 25 May 2004 15:31 (twenty-one years ago)

t/s: fucking pitas vs copulating tortillas

― Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 15:32 (twenty-one years ago)

that ain't no bun. its a fucking pita on the bottom.

That's one way he's been described.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 15:32 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.idlepuss.com/jameser.jpg

rock and roll image ruined by a GUINNESS HAT??! WAT? WAT?

and also the school assembly stage that he was on i guess

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 15:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I really hope these hats are made by noted milliner Cy Curnin, formerly of the Fixx

― Morley Timmons (Donna Brown), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 15:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Was there ever a band called the Milliners, I wonder.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 15:34 (twenty-one years ago)

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As practical as it is retarded.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 15:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Dear Hat People R&D Team:

Can we slap an umbrella attachment on one of those beer helmets? For, you know, drinking in public in the rain? Is there anything else we could add on there, maybe a cigarette lighter or a tiny stereo system? We could call it: THE SWISS ARMY HAT.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 15:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I was in a public toilet a while ago and there was a big turd perched on top of the back of the toilet. Who the fuck would shit up there instead of er, down there? Begod.

How not to upper deck someone.

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 16:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Is that some kind of explanation or do you want to hit me?

― penelope_111, Tuesday, 25 May 2004 16:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Is Skunkhead that guy from that Comedy Central reality show thing where the guy thought he was a star in a movie but he wasn't? Or do I just recognize him from porn?

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 16:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Porn.

It's that masculine face he's pulling, as if to try and make up for the fact that HE IS WEARING A SKUNK HAT WITH A MOVEABLE TAIL.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 16:31 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah he's got that cum face on.

― Chris 'The Velvet Bingo' V (Chris V), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 16:34 (twenty-one years ago)

skunk mullet spunking down your gullet

― Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 16:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Kingfish Disraeli just made me have a baby.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 16:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Is that some kind of explanation or do you want to hit me?

Do a search on "upper deck" and you can probably find the explanation I made not too long ago.

It involves taking a crap in a toilet but not in the bowl.

― martin m. (mushrush), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 17:19 (twenty-one years ago)

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