What is the most bizarre fetish you have ever heard of?

http://www.quake.cz/winclan/qmodels/voreold.JPG

He's a right nasty little fucker. So I used Google. Thus I discovered that the alternative meaning of "v0re" is used by people who get off on the idea of being devoured alive by eg a snake, or a giant carnivorous plant or whatever to describe their fetish.

That's the most bizarre fetish I've ever heard of. It passeth all understanding, but there y'go.

I wound up posting a picture of the shambler instead.

Always been fascinated by fetishes that are conceptually odd and difficult to comprehend why people are into them; I find that way more interesting than just laughing at gross stuff some people like. There is that saying "you know porn when you see it", but there have been quite a few things I saw that took me a while to realise it was porn.

There has been a lot of new porn sites popping up based on really specific scenarios, especially all that Jerk Off Instruction (JOI) stuff or anything that can be done with a performer addressing the camera as if the viewer was actually there with her/him.

There has been a site called Clips4sale for a few years in which mostly female models/performers make video clips in all sorts of extensive fetish categories, many of them based on detailed requests from fans.
Men who want to be humiliated by women is nothing new but I find it kind of depressing how popular videos are that seem to be linked to self-loathing and feelings of inadequacy.
Guys who want their small penises mocked; guys getting off on being told they are repulsive and will never get laid. They request videos in which girls ignore them and get on with doing something like reading a book or even videos where the girl is in a different room doing something else.
Somehow a man finding release by getting beaten up by a girl seems way more wholesome than a guy revelling in his sad uneventful desperation that he gets mocked for.

Some things I saw that baffled me...

- detailed closeups of eyes

- women blowing their breath at you so hard it forces you across a distance

- bad dancing; I'm fairly certain I saw a girl bragging about how sexy her bad dancing was (this might be part of white girl fetishism)

- artwork of rapid ageing or de-ageing; this is probably the most baffling to me and it taken me a while to understand it was porn; it looked like the idea of the destined age was not the fetish, but the very process of the body ageing rapdily

- I've recently seen quite a few white girls wearing t-shirts that say "white girl" on them

- plain old gross stuff in artwork:nipples infested with worms and maggots; body covered in hundreds of ejaculating penises; girl with a giant vagina that stretches from her neck to her toes; guy with a giant dick that eats young people; a cartoon donkey with a huge fat belly; dick shaped nipples that spew crap.

Also when I found out a decade ago that some people watch those Warner Bros cartoons where characters inflate each other like a balloon when in a fight, but they watch it as porn.

oh, shitting dick nipples is classic!

i'm bemused by the impracticability of car fucking fetish

i want to see the giant dick that eats young people

I'd like to see the bad dancing.

videos in which girls ignore them and get on with doing something like reading a book or even videos where the girl is in a different room doing something else

= cohabitation porn

I still think getting off by throwing yourself down a flight of stairs is the winner

(no joke)

^climacophilia

maybe one of those mansion staircases like what rich people have for their perversities and proclivities

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFDDDHs8Fsc