I HATE Kids

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Some stupid teenage girl IMs me to "chat". Blah blah blah, then I find out it was her FRIEND IMing me, and THEN "she" starts typing this:

"Pourquoi est-ce que vous n'aimez pas mes français? vous fait le comprend.. que je vous ai dit de sucer sur mon fucking nipples?"

Is it me? Or are kids just a bunch of snot-nosed twerps that need some discipline?

― David Raposa, Friday, 2 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Present company excluded, of course.

― David Raposa, Friday, 2 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

where do you find these people?!?

― katie, Friday, 2 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

why, do you want to meet them?

― Nick, Friday, 2 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

trenchcoating outisde p.s. 182 of course.

― jess, Friday, 2 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

They found ME. I'm just here, "working", and I get an IM out of the blue. I figure, what the hell, I'll chat. Then I get accused of not having a life? Hey, get to know me before you start talking shit, OK?

― David Raposa, Friday, 2 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Maybe it's a trap. FBI types posing as kids to lure you into illegal cyber sex.

― Samantha, Friday, 2 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

HI!!! WIL U DO ME? LUV MULDER

― Mark C, Friday, 2 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Shit. Hang on.

― SLUTKITTIN, Friday, 2 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

My band: "Kid French & the FBI Nipples"

― Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Friday, 2 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You ought to take your IM name out of the public AOL address book. I had that happen once, some stupid guy asking me if I was senior, and then another girl saying she wasn't wearing much...so I told it's a bit silly to be sitting around like that in this weather. After that I made sure I had no AOL profile.

― james, Friday, 2 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I thought this was going to be an anti-sprog/anti-breeding thread (rah rah) but all I got was a load of incomprehensible chat abt IM whatever the fuck that is....

― Andrew L, Friday, 2 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Fret not, Andrew, I have come to your rescue.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 2 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

So have I - FROM THE PAST

― Nick, Friday, 2 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Together we make Andrew happy.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 2 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hi David :) Pray tell ! What is IM and why do you hate kids? Is it because you can't have them? Gale

― Gale Deslongchamps, Friday, 2 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Gale, Gale, Gale, Gale...

― David Raposa, Friday, 2 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

That's a bit of a creepy question.

― Ally, Friday, 2 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Kids are bad news, they sit outside the alcohol stores and try to get old people to buy cigarettes and alcohol for them. Dammit when I was that age I was drinking turpentine!

I live opposite a highschool, they hang round outside my flat littering, squealing and generally being obnoxious Wasting valuable pavement space

― Menelaus Darcy, Friday, 2 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I am really obnoxious! I sing randomly and hang onto people and make fun of emo boys (they like it, the little masochists).

― Maria, Friday, 2 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

thirtysomething middle class indie rockers = dud

― chaki, Friday, 2 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

emo boys? please explain.

Besides I think I might be annoyed with highschool people since they mocked me for wearing a pink and brown striped coat that reminded them of a dressing gown.

I'm a bitter twisted old hag I am

― Menelaus Darcy, Friday, 2 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

maria sounds like my new favorite person. (not that she wasn't coolest before.)

― jess, Saturday, 3 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i not wearing much...wanna swap bum snot?

― Geoff, Saturday, 3 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Emo boys = ones who speak on and on about how wonderful punk music is, listen mostly to New Found Glory, Dashboard Confessionals, and such, take pride in crying a lot, and like to be made fun of (so they can cry more, or they have a sense of humor, I don't know). They can be quite adorable or quite annoying.

Jess-I also often have times when I sit with my headphones on and won't talk to anyone, though. I don't consider that obnoxious because it's not bothering anyone but it's pretty antisocial.

― Maria, Saturday, 3 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

maria, i'm attracted to people (in a non-sexual/romantic sense, although that too) who do things like hang on people and sing randomly because jess = sitting around with his headphones on ALL the time and not talking to people. he are envious of people who are more outspoken in public and wishes to subscribe to their newsletter.

― jess, Saturday, 3 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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